Episode 19 -The Grand Finale to a Grand Vacation
It’s a bittersweet feeling heading to the park for the last time. As happy as you are to be there, you have the clock ticking down in your mind that just seems to get louder with each passing moment. Not much stands out from our final return to the park that evening. I remember that we ate dinner at Pinocchio Village Haus. I remember hitting up Space Mountain a time or two. I know that we took in the Main Street Electrical parade, and I remember that we wandered around the Emporium for a LONG time. We were pretty much the last ones out of the park. I also remember that we waited a REALLY long time for a monorail train back to the parking lot.
We headed back to Lakeland and spent one more night with Uncle Steve and Aunt Judy. The next day, we puttered around the town a bit, hit up the mall and killed some time. My mom went to the grocery store and loaded us up with provisions for the return ride home.
We departed shortly after supper that evening and headed back home. We were tired, we were sunburned, we were bruised, (well my mom was anyway), but we were happy. Despite all the ups and downs, mishaps and plan changes, it had been a fantastic vacation.
So what did I learn on this trip? (Why do I suddenly envision scores of people popping out of their cubicles, building me a stage and singing “Hey Biscuit what do you say? We all want to know what your learned today.”)
The first thing I learned was that “The Plan”, while idealistic in design, was ultimately myopic in practicality. You can’t really plan for other people without sitting down with them and coming to a consensus ahead of time. I also discovered that mapping out each and every attraction ahead of time was a bit of an overkill. Although it was a fun distraction when pre-planning, there are simply too many factors that you won’t know until you get there. (Crowd levels, rides being down, weather, fatigue, hunger, calls of nature, what have you.)
Learning from my mistakes, I have taken a completely different approach to this trip. Rather than mapping out our days attraction by attraction, I am simply mapping out which parks on what days and creating a list of “tops” for each park. I’m also building in a day and a half as simply “open”.
The second thing I learned on this vacation is that grandparents are an excellent commodity to have when touring with little ones. To that end, I have recruited mom and dad to join us this summer for the first four days. This means 1 thing to me. NO TEACUPS! Nana (as Mom has taken to being called these days), has volunteered to take the girls! YIPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEE! My stomach is safe to enjoy me some 'Ohana!
Finally I learned to never hug a character without permission, never attend events featuring horses without proper medication, never walk around in the heat without eating, never watch a baseball game when rain is forecast, never eat 17 Krystal cheeseburgers in one evening, and never take vacations too seriously, otherwise you’ll miss the point all together.
Episode 20 - High School Seniors Storm the Castle