An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[offwegotoneverland]

Fantastic report (as always) can't wait to hear more about your dinner there. I totally know what you mean about the Poly smell it really spells Disney doesn't it?

Hope you enjoy your camping trip way up there!! (I lived nearish there a while ago..but I don't think you can give me enough tequila to camp there but I hope you have a tremendous amount of fun!)

 

[labdogs42]

Me: Hold on Melly. I think we should pursue this a little further. So. Calvin?
Calvin: Uh huh?
Me: Where WOULD God eat at Disney?
Calvin: Oh. Definitely Pecos Bills.
Me: Why?
Calvin: He'd like the topping bar.
Me: Oh. Good to know. Now... tell me: Would God stay on property or off?
Calvin: He'd stay at the All Star Movies.

ROFLOLPMP!!!! That is SO funny! What other existential questions can you ask Calvin for us -- he cracks me up!!

Enjoy that camping trip -- we'll miss you!! Olé!!

 

[burly]

Love seeing you back. Love reading your TR. Hope you have a great and funny time drinking Tequilla...I mean camping. Will wait patiently for you to come back and the continuing saga of the "Meal at Ohana".

 

[eyoreswife]

Mel, you crack me up.

Have a safe trip.

 

[tribus121]

By the Melly baby. Mel, have a good time away. Can't wait until you return. I just love your trip reports. So funny. Can't wait for our trip and to report it. Especially with our 4 year old daughter.

Tribus121's wife.

 

[patrokls]

Wait, you were gone? I too like the topping bar. What that says about my status as a diety I don't know. Have fun. I need more trip report. The guy on the corner says he's out and I need my fix.

 

[Kimberly815]

COME BACK! I can't wait that long for another installment! I have to work all through this weekend and need a fix!

 

[Jennifer48]

Me: Where WOULD God eat at Disney?
Calvin: Oh. Definitely Pecos Bills.
Me: Why?
Calvin: He'd like the topping bar.

Calvin should be on that show "Kids Say the Darndest Things!"

Have a great vaca and can't wait til you post another installment!

 

[LaLa]

Me: Where WOULD God eat at Disney?
Calvin: Oh. Definitely Pecos Bills.

Or possibly Le Cellier?

Meeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Loved the latest installment. The pictures of the clown ZZUBing the Happyhaunts were great. But I think Horsey may be traumatized. By that.

Have a great trip and hurry back.

 

[Master Gracie]

Great installment Mel.

Glad to have you haunting happily again. You know, you should really see someone about that unreasonable fear you have of clowns.

Crazy woman.

 

[HaleyB]

Loved the last bit. Calvin is an interesting child.

Except this one part was pretty weak:

Last edited by 1000thhappyhaunt : Today at 09:58 AM.

 

[Shelby5514]

They head up, excitedly, to do the slide and I grab the camera to take a bunch of pictures of the Clown zzubing up my loved ones.

First the Clown puked up Calvin. Then Beth. Tommy. Finally it blew Mellyman out with a tremendous splash.

Now that's something for the scrapbook...

Have fun on your camping extravaganza! See ya in 12 days.

 

[P-Dust]

Wow, it has taken me 3 different readings to get caught up...and now I have to wait? Talk about a cliffhanger! Love every word!
One of the best TR's, ever!
My hats off to you. Enjoy your vacation.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Thanks Mel - See you when you get back.

Oh, no I'll be at WDW!

 

[goofymom23]

Mel, this is a Great Trip Report. I rank it with Bob NC's trip reports and Delswife. I have been reading it to my family every night. You guys truly know how to enjoy life and each other! Thanks so much!

 

[Ms. Heimlich]

Really enjoying your trip report. Thanks for "trying again"

It is hilarious.

 

[bluejay2006]

I just found this trip report and it's great. I can't wait for the rest when you get back!!

 

[ZZUB]

The mods should have left this thread closed and you should have been banned. From the Disboards. And from the country. Your country, too. This is the WORST Trip Report I have read. Today. During my lunch.

Calm down, people. It's a joke. Like Justice Stevens.

And because it was $3.00 that someone had given me, instead of a card

What a thoughtful, intelligent person to give money instead of the wasted tree product on which some flunky at Hallmark vomitted forth platitudes so trite it could have been written by a pre-pubescent, acne ridden girl. Or Aaron Spelling. Before he died.

IT is a jar of dried beef product which I am unable to purchase in Canada. I have an appetizer recipe which calls for this as an ingredient. Along with cream cheese, garlic and pecans.

At last the mystery of your stomach ailment is solved. No wonder you were throwing up all over Disney World. This may also explain why no one comes to your parties. I've identified yet another reason to not go north of the border.

What I'm sayin' is this: I would not end up coming out that clown's mouth.

Of course not. The clown would throw you up a little in his mouth. Duh!

 

[Shelby5514]

To be continued. Up next: Rating our 'Ohana meal on the PeptoB scale. The fun and festivities at 'Ohana. Pictures. Of victory and defeat. AND... one of Me(l) happyhaunt attempting the limbo.

About the PeptoB scale...when your done with this trippie, I'd love to see you do a PeptoB rating thread on the Restaurant Board for all the Restaurants you've eaten at...this trip and in the past.


I just knew you couldn't stay away...

 

[Frickles]

Loving the Trippie Mel! Can't wait for you to get back from the woods!! Happy Canada Day! (I think)