An Inconvenient Truth: happyhaunt Style! (New... pg. 113!)

[Minnie]

Calvin: Mommy and I are going to Paris. You're gonna go to Morocco and kiss guys.

Dontcha just the little one

 

[offwegotoneverland]

So the secret to fitting into 15 different bikini's (cause I couldn't buy 15 bikini's because of the truama involved in selecting them at a store) is to not be able to really eat anything at Disney without tums. So I'm a wee bit chunky because I can digest food. That is a total drag.

Your trip report is not a drag, not at all, and your kids are way cuter than the candy things (which are mighty cute).

thanks again for taking us along.

 

[Ltl Mermaid]

You are SO funny! I can't wait to read more

 

[patrokls]

I thought the best remedy for an icky stomach was a whirl on Mission Space(Sinise).

 

[sheridac]

Calvin: The waiter guy liked Mom, huh?
Mellyman: He doesn't know her.
Calvin: Well... if he knew her like you do... would he like her?
Mellyman: No way.

Funny enough, I've heard the gardner/poolboy utter those very same words!!!

At this point Mellyman leaned over and whispered, "Big beer. Big beer. Nice beer. Cold beer. Big man go to Germany. Happy man. Bye bye."

Uh, gotta side with the brideman on this one. Just sayin'.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I thought the best remedy for an icky stomach was a whirl on Mission Space(Sinise).

Thanks for upping my "icky" quotient.

Go bug Charo.

For a change.

 

[Lisa_Belle]

Konnichiwa, Mel, you rootin' TOOTin' Cannuckhauntie!

Glad the Happyhaunts enjoyed The Candy Lady. So Calvin prefers dogs over koalas now? Hmmm. What exactly is the candy made out of? Is it like rock candy? How do you get picked to get an animal?

Maybe your tummy troubles are all those butterflies flittin about over Gary and Philippe

 

[UtahMama]

we love the candy lady!

 

[I'm a Divaaaaa]

The candy lady is amazing. I'm loving the report.

 

[fizz13]

Hey Mel,
Gotta say i wasn't expecting so many installments, i thought this was gonna be another year long epic, very impressed. You're killing me with candy lady sing-song, so funny. Will look out for more,

 

[MommyPoppins]

I needed a good laugh today.

I was already taking a nap. At 8:45am. That can't be good.

BTW, thanks for that wonderful description of Le Chefs. I'll now be fitting it into our Sept. dining schedule.

 

[Eeyore Excitement]

I just LOVE your TR!!! Your ways of doing things in France make me giggle. I can't wait for the next installment! Go Mel!

 

[nicolemarie]

Girl, you are just freakin' funny.

Great installment. As usual.

 

[tink38]

Mel - Just wanted to say. This IS NOT a crappy report. It's CrapTASTIC!
I meant that in a good way. I think.

And I am NOT with child. Just sayin'. In case you heard. You know. On that OTHER thread. Cuz I really am NOT. REALLY.

Back to the point. Love your report and pics, as always, my friend.

 

[latoberg]

The hardest I have laughed in quite a while. Loved the latest chapter in this epic saga.

lacto

 

[timandlesley]

HALARIOUS!!! Thanks for the VERY entertaining trip report. Loved the Candy lady and the dog that took forever. LOVE your writing style. Can't wait for more.

Lesley

 

[MissMagnolia]

Loved the latest installment...keep 'em coming!!

 

[mzzzh]

I'm late to the party but I love your reports too.

But.....from your last TR I know Melman has a problem with you posting family pics...so how are you getting away with posting them????


And....I've seen enough of your pics to know that if I had your figure that I would have five...teen and then some bikinis. Yet how do you get away with eating all that stuff you bought at Walmart? I would have to eat solely twigs and leaves to even comtemplate wearing a bikini.

You go. Girl.

 

[DisneyNutMary]

Mel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More please

 

[Tanya90210]

kids say the darndest things... just loving all the calvin comments... among everything else