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justmestace said:
chip&dale&fun said:And those 3 magic words....
DIVE _ DIVE _ DIVE
tinksdad said:Chicken Farmer Pun - you can hit me later......
John ran a fertilized egg business. He had hundreds of pullets and eight or 10 roosters. The farmer kept records so he could replace underperforming roosters. He attached bells to them so he could tell which roosters were performing. The farmer's favorite rooster was Butch. But John noticed Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! So he investigated. The pullets would hide when they heard the roosters coming. Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. That allowed him to sneak up on the pullets. John entered him in the county fair. He won the "No Bell Prize" and the "Pulletsurprise!"
tinksdad said:Guess it's time to see what you learned in that "Delagation class" you took.......![]()
justmestace said:Yeah...uh huh.....you KNOW how well that works with teens.
scuba diver said:Two miracles happened this morning.
First miracle, Sharon got out of bed at 6am and went to a 15K with Matt and I. Lisa stayed in Orlando last night because there is gym this morning (of course) and a birthday party this afternoon. Sharon could have slept in, but decided to get up to watch the 15K. At least it was on the beach and provided a beautiful sunrise.
Second miracle, Matt beat me on the 15K. He earned it all for myself. Of course I could make the case that I ran a marathon last weekend and was taking it easy today to avoid injury, but I gave it a shot. He beat most of our group, including the OSU fans, which is pretty good since this was his first 15K. I'm proud he just finished, but to finish with a good time is a miracle.![]()
He is starting to talk about running 1/2 marathons. I guess I will need to add a little speed workouts or he will be beating me at the 1/2 pretty soon.
scuba diver said:Do you want me to send Matt? He will cook for you.
It may not be the best dinner you had....but it will be the most interesting!![]()
justmestace said:
justmestace said:I WANT TO BE THERE TOO!!!!
See...it's Monica's "dead cockroach"