11-29-08 Nana Heads 3: Tiara Bob & The Dreamboats reunion Cruise CONTINUED THREAD #5!

[woogal]

Verna, welcome to the boards
Please don't be insulted if we doubt your identity.

The game continues.

Kathy

OK that made me snort

 

[lucky_hiccups]

whew I made it!

Im Verna and I actually had to follow Elmer around to see what in the workd
he was up too He kept on talkin about postin and I aint seen a barn ner fence popin out of the ground so I started to wonder. So this is what he meant! I only could find a couple of what he wrote and Im not real real happy with him rigth now talkin about my tooth problems and such. see what he finds in his grits come mornoin. Im glad I found this thing though.
Maybe I can put to rest some of what hes sayin. We aint all hillbillys and tryin to read what he wrote is bad for me and Im sorry to everyone. Im not as bad at spelling as him and he makes us look dumb sometimes but I love him anyhow. Nice to meet you all and Ill try to post haha more.

sincerely Verna

Dag nabit women I tolds yous not to use that cumputur at the comunity center. The kids next door saya its full uf virisis un stuff, do you wanna git sick? Cuz I aint payin fur another medicin man to cum un cure you again.

 

[jollyg]

Morning Nana's!!

I'm off to see a Chiropractor this morning to see if he can get me straightened out.


I'll check in later...

 

[disneediva]

thats women for you Elmer

 

[disneediva]

Hi Greg

 

[lvstitch]

Just dropping by to say good night.

It is still 93 outside at 8:30 p.m.

Kathy

Kathy I thought of you on my way home last night...it was 116

 

[woogal]

Dag nabit women I tolds yous not to use that cumputur at the comunity center. The kids next door saya its full uf virisis un stuff, do you wanna git sick? Cuz I aint payin fur another medicin man to cum un cure you again.

They'll start calling her Typhoid Verna

 

[pgfour]

They'll start calling her Typhoid Verna

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

They'll start calling her Typhoid Verna

Now thats a good snorter

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Kathy I thought of you on my way home last night...it was 116

No wonder nobody wants to come and see you, they must sell deodorant by the gallon there


Kathy

 

[Missus hiccup]

I wish that man o mine could aim some that at our garden we could win blue ribbons for mostly all the vegetables events at the county fair
our punkins are pretty big though i will admit

hi again to my new freinds

i aint really mad at him we tussel like this often its good fun

momx4 im not following about why your doubtin me i just looked in the miror and im me for a fact

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

I wish that man o mine could aim some that at our garden we could win blue ribbons for mostly all the vegetables events at the county fair
our punkins are pretty big though i will admit

hi again to my new freinds

i aint really mad at him we tussel like this often its good fun

momx4 im not following about why your doubtin me i just looked in the miror and im me for a fact

Well Verna old pal you just have to put up with a suspicious old lady here.

You talk pretty good for a gal with no teeth.
I cant believe anyone would marry a man named Elmer who likes to eat grits.
Maybe you could tell me about your life there in Arkansas and convince me your for real.

What life is really like married to a man like Elmer, inquiring minds want to know??



Kathy the curious , suspicious old lady.

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm
gonna do it a little different!

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get
pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."
__________________

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

sorry guys these are for the ladies to chuckle at.

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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.



Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.



Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.



Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.



Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.



Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.



Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.



Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts



Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.



Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.



Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.



Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals
__________________

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

True Bravery

True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys.....
Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
And still having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
__________________

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES:

Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]


Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]


Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]


Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]


Crack Found on
Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]

Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]


Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]


War Dims Hope
for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]


Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]


Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]


Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]


Man Struck By Lightning
Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]


New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger
Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
[Tastes like chicken?]


Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]


Hospitals are Sued
by Seven Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Can you believe it?)

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

Gosh, where is everyone??

as soon as I show up you all disappear??
anybody would thnk you all have jobs to work or something

well as long as we are quiet you know I'm going to post some dumb jokes. This always tortures Bob (tiara bob) and makes Denise happy

as guess as long as Denise is happy I will keep doing it on and off for the day.

I must have scared Verna off too??
Kathy

 

[mom x4 grandma x4]

What do you call a blond with only half a brain?

Gifted!

 

[lvstitch]

 

[LindaBabe]

OMG, Kathy! Those are HYSTERICAL!