Obsessing over a ressie? That's just silly! I refuse to obsess over a ressie. That's why I hired a hacker to monitor the reservation site and phone lines for anyone looking for my date. He reports those people to my group of ninja's who track those people and if any of them try to make a ressie for my date before I do, traquilizer dart to the neck.

Obsess over a ressie, just ridiculous.