Why do the English wear hats on their foreheads?

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Funny you mention this because we were saying that, aside from not having style, those two girls had no grace at all! They clumped around like they had cement blocks for feet or were slugging through mud. They looked so clunky. No elegance or grace whatsoever. And they looked so slouchy, too!

They're probably jealous that they won't get media spectacle weddings like Kate and William's and tried to get as much attention as they could at this wedding!

On 20/20, Tim Gunn said he is perplexed by Eugenie's skirt. They're calling Princess Anne "Princess Anti-fashion". They're saying Posh's dress was midnight blue, not black.

One thought....I think Beatrice had a coat on, and it wasn't her dress. If you look at pics, there was a skirt underneath of a completely lighter fabric. Since it was chilly, commentators kept mentioning how some were covered up.

Another thought...she and her sister lack carriage. They seem to carry themselves much like Fergie. One would think as Princesses, they would have had some help with that, but it is almost as if they did not. I have had no etiquette training and mild scoliosis and I do not slouch that poorly in a formal setting.

You don't see Zara carrying herself that way. I'm going to have to blame Fergie. There just isn't any other explanation.

1 thing can help them where Royal training has failed. A private pilates instructor and get on some Pilates Equipment. By Zara's wedding, they will be walking upright!

 

[laughinplace199]

I think we should edit Wiki to include "super hero"!

 

[Nancy F]

To me, this hat looks like something that cannot be discussed on this board...

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OMG!

 

[laughinplace199]

Wonder if they are running odds on if he will have a fascinator on by breakfast.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Born 23 December 1971 (age 39)
Hampshire, England
Occupation Various

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (born 23 December 1971) also known as T P-T,[1] is an English socialite, "it girl", television presenter, columnist ,model and Blue Super-hero.

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[Aisling]

I think it looks ridiculous. And, I'm sorry, but the two princesses looked terrible! It's like they tried to make themselves look bad. That blue dress is one of the ugliest, dowdiest dresses I've ever seen and the other is almost as bad.

My DH said they look like Cinderella's ugly step-sisters.


Oops! I see others have already said this!

 

[CurlyGirl]

One thought....I think Beatrice had a coat on, and it wasn't her dress. If you look at pics, there was a skirt underneath of a completely lighter fabric. Since it was chilly, commentators kept mentioning how some were covered up.

Another thought...she and her sister lack carriage. They seem to carry themselves much like Fergie. One would think as Princesses, they would have had some help with that, but it is almost as if they did not. I have had no etiquette training and mild scoliosis and I do not slouch that poorly in a formal setting.

You don't see Zara carrying herself that way. I'm going to have to blame Fergie. There just isn't any other explanation.

1 thing can help them where Royal training has failed. A private pilates instructor and get on some Pilates Equipment. By Zara's wedding, they will be walking upright!

Those two did not get a single Princess lesson! I am lol-ing that, with pilates they'll be walking upright by Zara's wedding!

Both Eugenie and Princess Anne have bold print coats and, I am convinced that those kind of prints must be a no-no at royal weddings since both are getting eaten alive for their choices. Beatrice is getting ripped for her hat and the color of her coat but not necessarily the style of her outfit. Whereas Eugenie and Anne are getting nailed for their outfits and hats. They're calling Anne's hat a helmet!

 

[Liberty Belle]

Pippa's evening party dress here: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20395222_20486184,00.html

She's pretty, but looks like she needs to hoist the girls up a bit.

 

[CurlyGirl]

She's pretty, but looks like she needs to hoist the girls up a bit.

I was surprised that the girls seemed saggy for someone so young!

 

[OhMari]

side view - even more ridiculous. I found it rather amusing that the commoner Middletons seemed to have more style than the royals.

Pippa was sitting up straight in the carriage, on the way to Buckingham Palace, did you see Beatrice and Eugenie riding with their dad in their van? the were slouched and gawking out the windows like they were searching for people they knew. Maybe their mom refused to let them have etiquette classes or something. I heard an announcer this morning say, that these two are very fashionable and like to push fashion forward.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

Pippa was sitting up straight in the carriage, on the way to Buckingham Palace, did you see Beatrice and Eugenie riding with their dad in their van? the were slouched and gawking out the windows like they were searching for people they knew. Maybe their mom refused to let them have etiquette classes or something. I heard an announcer this morning say, that these two are very fashionable and like to push fashion forward.

So was this the Royal Wedding Version of Tron?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm dying laughing watching the Joan Rivers special. Said Beatrice is wearing an IUD on her head and Eugenie almost didn't go to the wedding -- until all the palace mice and birds got together to make her dress.

 

[OhMari]

So was this the Royal Wedding Version of Tron?

I don't know, but like you said before, Eugenie sure looks like she has a "hidden Mickey" on.

 

[akhenaten]

I'm dying laughing watching the Joan Rivers special. Said Beatrice is wearing an IUD on her head and Eugenie almost didn't go to the wedding -- until all the palace mice and birds got together to make her dress.

OMG.. she is too much!! Love it

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

I'm dying laughing watching the Joan Rivers special. Said Beatrice is wearing an IUD on her head and Eugenie almost didn't go to the wedding -- until all the palace mice and birds got together to make her dress.

Well, if they wanted attention, they are getting it. Maybe their are aiming to be Princess GaGa 1 and Princess Gaga 2. Meat should not be worn in the summer, so Zara will hopefully be safe at her wedding.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

My DH said they look like Cinderella's ugly step-sisters.


Oops! I see others have already said this!

Someone I know posted this on their facebook....

 

[happygirl]

Someone I know posted this on their facebook....

LOL that is to funny

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Joan now said that our Blue Super Hero is wearing a certain female anatomy on her head. ---< kinda looks like her, don't it?

Apparently one of the other commentators said she is supposedly getting work done on her nose due to drug use ---< (there she is again) and wore the hat to distract from her in progress nose job

 

[CurlyGirl]

Someone I know posted this on their facebook....

And, oddly enough, the colors of the dresses in both photos are pretty much on target! lol!

 

[CurlyGirl]

Joan now said that our Blue Super Hero is wearing a certain female anatomy on her head. ---< kinda looks like her, don't it?

Apparently one of the other commentators said she is supposedly getting work done on her nose due to drug use ---< (there she is again) and wore the hat to distract from her in progress nose job

Meanwhile, earlier Sharon Osbourne said that the hat pointed directly at her nose as if to say "Check out my new nose job!"!