I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time.
Oh, I can see it now. Coming soon to a Disney Resort TV near you....
This is a public service message brought to you by the WDW Hat Police.
[Stacy appears on the screen standing in a WDW restaurant, flashing a big ol' smile.]
Stacy: Are you tired of being called a disrespectful, classless slob?
[Camera pans over to a family eating, where the father is slouched over the table, a smoked turkey leg in each hand, gnawing away. Of course he is also wearing a baseball cap.]
Father: [Quizzical look on his face, speaking in grunting tones.] Uh huh!
Stacy: Well then let me help! Do you know what's wrong with what you are wearing?
Father: [Now you can see him thinking this over for a minute, then he points at his sweaty tank top.] UGH!
Stacy: Nooooo....
Father: [Raises his arm and sniffs his armpit.] Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Stacy: [Laughing] No, you classless silly slob! It's that you're wearing a hat!
Father: [Slaps himself in the forehead.] Doh!
[Father then removes his cap and POOF, is magically transformed and is now sitting upright with a napkin tucked into his shirt, a knife and fork in his hands, the turkey legs are now on the plate.]
Father: Thanks Stacy! I never knew!
Stacy: Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
[She give a big smile and a thumbs up to the camera. Cue music.]
Me, personally, I'm offended by all the bad BO in the parks. I mean it's like dude, you do know they came out with this great invention called deodorant?
I'm also scared of those clown shoe looking
Crocs. Now these things really scare me. When I hear a family walking behind me wearing Crocs, it's like a horror movie! "Clop, clop, clop, clop......the clowns are coming for you!"
