This is what I put in my trip report from November:
On the way we went into the Magic Kingdom and rode Stitch ohmygod, the question one has to ask, is Why? Why would they make it, why would anyone not 13 years old actually go on it more than once? Seriously, its a travesty of Disney artistry and should be replaced immediately with something else, anything else. For those of you who havent ridden it, I am going to save you from yourselves and tell you exactly what happens in the ride. You sit down and are bolted in by bars heavier than that for the Rock n Roller Coaster, thus giving some poor slobs like me- a false expectation of movement and/or fun actually happening during the next few minutes. You are given a glimpse of bad Stitch in the glass case they used for Alien Encounter and then all goes dark as Stitch runs around the room a few times, bouncing on your shoulder bars and belching in your ear twice. Then its over. Yup, thats it. Trust me when I say that the shocked looks on the guests faces were not due to over-stimulation. And just so you dont feel like I misled you, someone is going to tell you that the belches smell like Real Chili Dogs! And they do. You have to ask yourself if a boring and smelly experience really is better than a merely boring experience.
We tried Ellen and didn't think it was much better.
