Untitled Hyena Chat thread part deux! - The Continuation

[Alex2kMommy]

I was induced with both of mine.. So my births were very easy. 7 hours from start to finish, and out popped the baby. I would rather stay away from a c-section... not because its not "natural" or whatever, but the idea of getting cut open freaks me RIGHT out! Plus after the 2 V-births its what I know.

So with a v-birth, do you get the feeling afterward that all your internal organs are going to fall out when you stand up? I was so used to feeling totally cramped up in there, and suddenly it felt like they were sloshing around in all the new space!

I dont' think I knew there were internal stitches, and so I thought, "These steristrips are the only things holding everything together?!"

Thank goodness, DH assured me my organs were NOT going to make a sudden appearance.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Yikes! I just saw this Ft. Lewis story on CNN.com:
http://www.kirotv.com/news/15472704/detail.html

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Oh, gotcha. The movie was made in '88, but the English voice work with the Fanning sisters was just recently done for it? Cool!

Yep. Dakota Fanning and her sister did the voices in 2006

 

[spongemommie05]

just updated my trip report if you wanna read it. off to do a ton of laundry.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

just updated my trip report if you wanna read it. off to do a ton of laundry.

Hi Spongie!! Bye Spongie!!

 

[funnygarcia]

are you gonna find me the next time?

You just better watch yourself, mister. I'll be with people this time!

At least you didnt have a midwife tell you...Hmmmm... I think I am going to need the BIG speculum here.
Yup! Sleeping. Its my new favorite thing to do!
I have always had an irrational fear of a spider crawling out of the toilet and biting my butt.

What a bunch of yackers!

Come on out ladies!!! Who knows how long I have before I fall asleep!

Our FF miles are linked to our debt card.

Hmmm....a DEBT card?? I guess that's another name for it!

Oh sure I hop on and Megan leaves! Poo!!

Guess I'll go read more about the psycho, wacked out Mafia Ladies! Of course I don't know who I'm telling that to, because I'm the only one here.

Do we think spiders are too stupid to realize what's about to happen when they see a big hind end coming at 'em? That they don't see the flash of light and then the eclipse and think to themselves, "Holy Moses! Run for your life!"

I buy a new purse when the old one falls apart.

He's talking about these things that grow when you put them in water. DS7 had this octopus that turned into this enormous, grotesque looking thing!

When we get those they never look like they are supposed to. they always turn out like monsters so dh said its some evil plan to have everyone buy them then the monsters will take over the world.

But that dang octopus is tough! And the next day he was back in the water. I assumed the boys did it, but do you suppose...?

It makes sense. It seems to be the only monster looking one of your bunch. Watch your back.

I went grocery shopping this morning. Exciting, huh? Not really.

"Mama, Daddy won't wake up to talk to me!"
"Honey, no! Don't wake Daddy, Daddy is sleeping! Daddy needs to sleep!"
"But why, Mama? I want to talk wiss him."
Mental note: Do not let Ds3 nap until 5:30pm again...

I look like this even more now.

I do not have feminine feet by any means, they're huge! I have no idea how to care for them, though!

Then suddenly I look like Chewbacca.

But then I am VERY hairy. I am NOT the norm!

I really am pretty pathetic with all the girly stuff.
I sound like a man... like the dark-haired guy from Oak Ridge Boys.

By then our office had gone "casual dress" and I guess I took that to mean my face, too.

Besides... It gives him time to corrupt the kids into their video games and such.
He must know that a happy pregnant momma makes for a happy everyone else.

Just think how hot we would be at DL.

Dang it, I keep forgetting to say "Hi, Pix!"

So, Hi, Pix!

It's okay, I know when I'm not loved!

He said if the wife wasn't happy, then the husband really needs to do what he can to make sure she is happy. "If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"

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Actually, we're talking about manis, pedis, facials, acne, backne, and My Neighbor Totoro. See? Now you're all caught up.

Just another day in Hyena land.

 

[funnygarcia]

And did you all notice that the majority of the really funny stuff in the recap was from Alex????

I think she found her funny bone

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The extra bit of nonsense typing above is compliments of Poly, walking back and forth across my keyboard.

 

[MotoXPrincess99]

Hi Bernice, still around?

 

[MotoXPrincess99]

http://www.usasumo.com/news/kellymarathon.html

I saw this guy on TV yesterday walking the L.A. Marathon. Wow! If he can finish a Marathon (26.2 miles) then I can finish a Half Marathon.

 

[staley7580]

Yes, I worried about that, too. Does DH take time off work for the birth/coming home? DH took the week off with both boys, and he was a huge help. The first time around he'd get the baby in the middle of the night for me (bring him to me so I didnt' have to get up.) The second time, he pretty much took care of Ds7 while I looked after the baby's needs, just until I was more on my feet. Oh, and he did a LOT of runs to Starbucks.

I am hoping he will have at least 2 weeks off then.

So with a v-birth, do you get the feeling afterward that all your internal organs are going to fall out when you stand up? I was so used to feeling totally cramped up in there, and suddenly it felt like they were sloshing around in all the new space!

I dont' think I knew there were internal stitches, and so I thought, "These steristrips are the only things holding everything together?!"

Thank goodness, DH assured me my organs were NOT going to make a sudden appearance.

I must say... I NEVER felt like that! But I did pee my pants, A LOT. Especially after Mikalah. I had NO bladder control, AT ALL. It didnt help that I was constantly coughing my butt off.

Yikes! I just saw this Ft. Lewis story on CNN.com:
http://www.kirotv.com/news/15472704/detail.html

It not the first time its happened there. I think I saw something on the a couple of years ago.

And did you all notice that the majority of the really funny stuff in the recap was from Alex????

I think she found her funny bone

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The extra bit of nonsense typing above is compliments of Poly, walking back and forth across my keyboard.

I did notice!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

WOOT!! ALEX FOUND HER FUNNY BONE!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Woohoo!! My ebay auction is doing okay and the auction ends soon.

 

[staley7580]

I am making Lasagna for dinner... YUMMY!!!!

 

[staley7580]

Okay... wy would you ADMIT that you would run over someone on purpose with your stroller? The only reason I am slightly hesitant about taking an ECV to DL is because I dont want to run anyone over. Why would someone go out of their way to run someone over?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Okay... wy would you ADMIT that you would run over someone on purpose with your stroller? The only reason I am slightly hesitant about taking an ECV to DL is because I dont want to run anyone over. Why would someone go out of their way to run someone over?

Did somebody post about that? Where did that come from? And are you talking about hitting someone with an ECV or with a stroller? Not that doing that with either one is OK...

The only person I've accidently clipped with the stroller is DS7, and that's because he suddenly stepped in front of it. He has a bad habit of walking right across in front of us anyway, and we often have to suddenly grab him or catch ourselves to keep from tumbling the both of us.

 

[staley7580]

Did somebody post about that? Where did that come from? And are you talking about hitting someone with an ECV or with a stroller? Not that doing that with either one is OK...

The only person I've accidently clipped with the stroller is DS7, and that's because he suddenly stepped in front of it. He has a bad habit of walking right across in front of us anyway, and we often have to suddenly grab him or catch ourselves to keep from tumbling the both of us.

There is a thread over on the Dl board and a few people said they have run people over with strollers, and would run someone over with an ECV.

Alex does the same thing.... It is VERY annoying.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Oyyyy, somebody talk to me and tell me my children will grow up to be fine, upstanding citizens.

They've been wild all evening, I don't know why, but right after dinner they started wrestling, which leads to pushing and kicking and even choking (DS3's latest defense mechanism.)

I told them many times to stop, DH even pulled them apart at one point, and they went right back at it. So DH then ignored them, I was looking something up on the internet for DH, and then DS3 began to howl. DS7 immediately reaches out and says to DS3, "Sorry!" and he looks at me with a very guilty look. I tell him to go sit away from DS3 and give him a lecture, while DH comforts DS3.

As soon as DS3 sits up, he runs right over to DS7 and they start in again! WTH is it with boys???

DH left to go take a walk in the middle of the chaos, I tell the boys several more times to calm down or they're going to bed. When DS3 starts choking DS7 and DS7 is trying to elbow his brother in the face, I sent DS3 to the corner, and DS7 back to the couch. He was trying so hard to look like he felt bad, but he started to giggle, so I sent him to his room.

Then they BOTH started to cry at the top of their lungs! Aaaaaggghhhh!!!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

There is a thread over on the Dl board and a few people said they have run people over with strollers, and would run someone over with an ECV.

Alex does the same thing.... It is VERY annoying.

Mine apparently comes by it naturally. DH said he used to hate it when he was little and his grandfather would push him in the back of the head. His grandfather told him it was because he'd walk right out in front of him and he'd nearly trip!

Now he does the same thing to the boys, and I'm sure they don't like it any better than he did.

 

[staley7580]

Oyyyy, somebody talk to me and tell me my children will grow up to be fine, upstanding citizens.

They've been wild all evening, I don't know why, but right after dinner they started wrestling, which leads to pushing and kicking and even choking (DS3's latest defense mechanism.)

I told them many times to stop, DH even pulled them apart at one point, and they went right back at it. So DH then ignored them, I was looking something up on the internet for DH, and then DS3 began to howl. DS7 immediately reaches out and says to DS3, "Sorry!" and he looks at me with a very guilty look. I tell him to go sit away from DS3 and give him a lecture, while DH comforts DS3.

As soon as DS3 sits up, he runs right over to DS7 and they start in again! WTH is it with boys???

DH left to go take a walk in the middle of the chaos, I tell the boys several more times to calm down or they're going to bed. When DS3 starts choking DS7 and DS7 is trying to elbow his brother in the face, I sent DS3 to the corner, and DS7 back to the couch. He was trying so hard to look like he felt bad, but he started to giggle, so I sent him to his room.

Then they BOTH started to cry at the top of their lungs! Aaaaaggghhhh!!!

Send them to bed! Or make them clean their rooms. Works in my house... While the room might not be spotless, by the end of the evening they are playing quietly in their bed room.

 

[staley7580]

Mine apparently comes by it naturally. DH said he used to hate it when he was little and his grandfather would push him in the back of the head. His grandfather told him it was because he'd walk right out in front of him and he'd nearly trip!

Now he does the same thing to the boys, and I'm sure they don't like it any better than he did.

Thats what we do to Alex. He just doesnt get it!