twisted wishes

[Steamboat Marti]

Granted but your fingers stay that horrid orange cheesy color for life.

I wish I had what you got bleeped.

Granted -- but they are soooo large that you can't go through a revolving door.

I wish I understood men more.

 

[Steamboat Marti]

granted ... but they are so big they make your back hurt

i wish the people around me qould quit with the fireworks already! it is not even the 4th yet and its after 10pm

Granted... but they'll start up at 5 am instead

I wish this wasn't such a fast moving thread and we could all keep up!!

 

[CF'er]

Granted.... but now they are decorating for Christmas with their new Grizwold Light Set complete with annoying carols that play 24/7.

I wish I had a personal chef.

ETA: I agree. I guess I can't keep up. Sorry.

 

[jaycns]

Granted...but he has terrible allergies and NEVER covers his mouth when he coughs or sneezes.

OH....I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner...just kidding

I wish I had my pre kids stomach...after having the kids!

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted...but he has terrible allergies and NEVER covers his mouth when he coughs or sneezes.

OH....I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner...just kidding

I wish I had my pre kids stomach...after having the kids!

Granted, you have your pre kids stomach back but you have no arms or legs.

I wish I could call in sick tomorrow.

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Granted, you have your pre kids stomach back but you have no arms or legs.

I wish I could call in sick tomorrow.

Granted -- but you are actually sick and have to cancel all of your plans for the fourth of July...

I wish I could lose 40 pounds instantly...

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Granted-- but you will get cravings for Taco Bell at the worst times

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I guess I'll take CourtasanSatine's wish:

I wish it would rain once a day every day this summer.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

I guess I'll take CourtasanSatine's wish:

I wish it would rain once a day every day this summer.

Granted--but that once a day will be for 16 hours straight--when you are not at work.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

What's your wish, Lisa Loves Pooh?

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

What's your wish, Lisa Loves Pooh?

Oops I forgot....

I hope we survive 4th of July tomorrow in downtown DC and wish that it isn't HOT!!!!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Oh I forgot that we are practically neighbors now! We thought of doing it but our friends said it's really crowded, and we were planning on taking the metro. . . So we are going to a baseball game that has fireworks afterward instead.


Granted, you survive, and it's not hot, but it hails on you and they have to cancel the fireworks.

I wish everyone on the DIS would be nice!

 

[milkabum]

Oh I forgot that we are practically neighbors now! We thought of doing it but our friends said it's really crowded, and we were planning on taking the metro. . . So we are going to a baseball game that has fireworks afterward instead.


Granted, you survive, and it's not hot, but it hails on you and they have to cancel the fireworks.

I wish everyone on the DIS would be nice!

Granted- but now everyone is scary nice.
I wish I could visit my friend in Georgia..

 

[CF'er]

Granted.... but you end up in a town much like the in the movie Deliverance.

I wish I weren't addicted to the DIS and some of these hilarious threads from the past couple of days. (It's all I've done this AM and I have other stuff to do!!!)

 

[Miranda Danda]

Granted- but instead of being addicted to the Dis, you vomit pink furr everytime you even think about visiting the boards.

I wish I did not have to work today

 

[CF'er]

Granted but you have to spend the rest of the day trying to "find" the vanishing posts. (And from the number you posted in them I'd say you being "at work" is quite the joke. )

I wish the picniptag thread would come back.

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Granted but you have to spend the rest of the day trying to "find" the vanishing posts. (And from the number you posted in them I'd say you being "at work" is quite the joke. )

I wish the picniptag thread would come back.

Granted -- but you'll have to spend your time explaining what the picniptag thread was to us that weren't smart enough to catch it before it went poof.

I wish my son would stop beggin to go miniature golfing.... (I hate the darn windmill!)

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Granted, but your son stops begging to go to mini-golf. He instead sets up his own mini golf course-full of windmills.

I wish I could dance.

 

[Miranda Danda]

Granted, but your son stops begging to go to mini-golf. He instead sets up his own mini golf course-full of windmills.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, but you get a back spasm and end up getting stuck doing "the Carlton" like a broken record

I wish I lived at Disney World (MGM, speicifically)

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you can ONLY dance from 8:30am - 9:00am each day.

I wish I weren't scared to start any more threads.