twisted wishes

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you get a back spasm and end up getting stuck doing "the Carlton" like a broken record

I wish I lived at Disney World (MGM, speicifically)

Oops, sorry, Mir, our posts crossed.

Granted, but you would have to ride TOT 25 times a day with puking children.

For my wish, see above. . .

 

[Miranda Danda]

Granted, but you can ONLY dance from 8:30am - 9:00am each day.

I wish I weren't scared to start any more threads.

Oopsie!


Granted, but you get so brave that you start an anti-tag fairy thread and she bops you on the head with her not-so-flimsy wand

 

[Miranda Danda]

Oh, and my wish is that I don't have class Thursday night since Big Brother 7 starts that night!

 

[lynetteSC]

your professor says ok to miss your class, but you have to come after the show and stay all night long!

i wish dh would cut the grass

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now your lawn is bald and never grows back.

I wish chocolate had no calories.

 

[jaycns]

granted... He now cuts the lawn daily...but he becomes one of those obsessive lawn guys...NOBODY is even allowed to walk on "his lawn" and you end up having to spend hours a week helping him in his new obsession by hand clipping all of the edges.

I wish I was able to run a marathon!

 

[jaycns]

granted...chocolate now has no calories...but in taking out the calories...it lost all of it's sweetness.

I still wish I could run a marathon!

 

[N&B'smom]

Granted, but it tastes like broccoli.

I wish I had a fairy who would clean my whole house every single day!

Shelby

 

[CF'er]

Granted..... but she decides your house is too clean to let you back in and you're forced to live in a tent in the yard.

I wish my mind weren't blank so I could think of a good wish.

 

[jaycns]

Granted...but now you have so many thoughts floating around in your head that you can't concentrate on any one thing and it's been days since you were last able to sleep (every time you lay down your head is so full of thoughts it starts to spin).

I wish that I could find the perfect dress for my figure.

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted...but now you have so many thoughts floating around in your head that you can't concentrate on any one thing and it's been days since you were last able to sleep (every time you lay down your head is so full of thoughts it starts to spin).

I wish that I could find the perfect dress for my figure.

Granted, but moments after purchasing your dress you diagonosed with the latest disease where you gain 1/2 lb. per day.

I wish I could go back to sleep....

 

[Stacerita]

I wish I could go back to sleep....

Granted.....but you wake up with killer bed head.

I wish there were more wheat thins left in the box.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted.....but you wake up with killer bed head.

I wish there were more wheat thins left in the box.

Granted, but you have so many, they come spewing out of the box and fill up your whole house.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie pop.

 

[Kimmielee]

Granted, but you have so many, they come spewing out of the box and fill up your whole house.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie pop.

Granted, you find out it's 148 and then your tongue falls off.

I wish I could cook!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish I could cook!

Granted, but now you are asked to bring a dish to EVERY pot luck in your town for the rest of your life.

I wish my family lived closer to me.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Granted, but your entire family moves in with you, and never ever leaves.

I wish I could do a backflip.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted, but you would flip right into an ant pile.

I wish there was an endless supply of icecream in my house.

 

[N&B'smom]

Granted, but the flavor is liver and onions.

I wish our airline didn't change our NONSTOP flight to one with a stop!

Shelby

 

[bevtoy]

Granted but now its the wrong destination!

I wish my feet wouldn't ache.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now your butt aches.

I wish I had that remote control from "Click" and could fast forward the getting-ready process each morning.