twisted wishes

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish my tongue was made of bubblegum

Granted, but every time you spoke, you would blow out bubbles instead of words.

I wish my dude, Colin Firth, would invite me to the ball.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Hey, this is my favorite thread right now. . .we can't let it die!

So I repeat:

I wish that this guy

would take me to the ball.

 

[Miller1412]

Granted, but he's gonna dump you there for Bridget Jones.

I wish My house waS BIGGER!

 

[jaycns]

Granted...but since it's so big your in-laws figure they might as well move right on in with you!

I wish I had a magic genie in a lamp!

 

[Miranda Danda]

Granted...but since it's so big your in-laws figure they might as well move right on in with you!

I wish I had a magic genie in a lamp!

POOF! Granted but.....

everytime you make a wish it makes a tooting sound and even though it was the lamp, everyone thinks it was you!!!

I wish I had an icecream cake from Baskin Robbins

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

POOF! Granted but.....

everytime you make a wish it makes a tooting sound and even though it was the lamp, everyone thinks it was you!!!

I wish I had an icecream cake from Baskin Robbins

Granted, and you ate it and enjoyed it but now your butt is the shape of that cake.

I wish my place had a/c

 

[CharityLynn]

Granted, and you ate it and enjoyed it but now your butt is the shape of that cake.

I wish my place had a/c

Granted but it only works when its cold outside



I wish I could find the perfect bathing suit

 

[Steamboat Marti]

Granted - but it doesn't work and is blowing nothing but hot, stale air.


I wish my trip to Long Island next weekend goes smoothly...

Sorry Charity Lynn beat me to it!!!

 

[milkabum]

Granted but your hotel is set on fire and you stay at a lousy motel all weekend.
I wish I found the perfect picture of me..

 

[LiteBrite]

Granted, but you have to eat it sitting in the county dump, using a piece of rubber torn off an old tire as your spoon.

I wish the waistband of the skirt I'm wearing didn't feel so tight.

ETA: Dang, this thread moves too fast for me! I was replying to Miranda, 3 posts ago!

 

[Miranda Danda]

Granted, but it's now too loose and it falls to the ground revealing your Minnie Mouse thong

I wish there was something good on TV

 

[fabumouse]

Granted. But your television just broke and the only channel you can get is playing re-runs of "Good Times".

I wish someone would put together the baby's changing table.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but the changing-table-putter-togetherer is a homeless man who said he would work for food. Now you have to actually feed him.

I wish I had a private hair stylest who would blow-dry and style my hair each morning.

 

[jaycns]

Granted...but they only style your hair the way they like it...and they have some WEIRD ideas about mohawks, buzz cuts and mullets being the "in" hair this year!!

I wish I could have my very own monkey!

 

[WatchinCaptKangaroo]

Granted...but they only style your hair the way they like it...and they have some WEIRD ideas about mohawks, buzz cuts and mullets being the "in" hair this year!!

I wish I could have my very own monkey!

Granted. But he smears his poo all over the wall.

I wish I could have a flat tummy and thin thighs.

 

[Miranda Danda]

Granted, but he is red and he sleeps in a HUGE barrel with 30 red and blue brothers and sisters


I wish I did not have to go to work tomorrow

ETA: Oops, I am so sorry!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I wish I could have a flat tummy and thin thighs.

Granted, but all the weight you were carrying in those parts has now spread to your ****s, which are now FFF!

I wish I did not have to go to work tomorrow

Granted, but you have to work the next 21 days straight.

(By the way, Mir, that was funny about the red and blue monkeys! )

I wish I could eat just one Dorrito and be satisfied.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but all the weight you were carrying in those parts has now spread to your ****s, which are now FFF!

Uh-oh, I just got bleeped for the first time. Well that word rhymed with tube.

 

[CF'er]

Granted but your fingers stay that horrid orange cheesy color for life.

I wish I had what you got bleeped.

 

[lynetteSC]

Granted but your fingers stay that horrid orange cheesy color for life.

I wish I had what you got bleeped.

granted ... but they are so big they make your back hurt

i wish the people around me qould quit with the fireworks already! it is not even the 4th yet and its after 10pm