twisted wishes

[jaycns]

Granted, but now your butt aches.

I wish I had that remote control from "Click" and could fast forward the getting-ready process each morning.

Granted...you get the remote and all of the problems that came with it in the movie.

I wish I had a big vanilla milk shake with a cherry on top.

 

[Princess Mindy]

Granted, but it has no container and spills all over you

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

 

[Taylor]

Granted, but it has no container and spills all over you

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

You don't have to go to work tomorrow, but you have to work the next 2 weeks straight.

I wish Brutus didn't like eating our furniture.

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Granted, but instead of eating the furniture he lets all his dog buddies eat it for him.

I wish I had a soft pretzel.

 

[Taylor]

Granted, but instead of eating the furniture he lets all his dog buddies eat it for him.

I wish I had a soft pretzel.

Granted, but you have to eat it tonight in Germany just after they were eliminated from the World Cup.

I wish gas prices were not so high.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish gas prices were not so high.

granted, but now a gallon of milk costs $10.00 a gallon.

I wish my kids were in bed sleeping right now

 

[fabumouse]

Granted, but they're sleeping in *your* bed and you forgot to put the waterproof cover back on the mattress.

I wish my daughter's camp instructor was nicer to her.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish my daughter's camp instructor was nicer to her.

Granted.....but now your daughter likes the camp instructor more than you and tells you that every day.

I wish my manicure and pedicure lasted longer.

 

[LiteBrite]

Granted, but now you couldn't get that polish off with a sandblaster, and you hate the color.

I wish I were on an Illuminations Cruise right now.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted but there's such a strong wind that all the smoke has blown towards your boat and you can't see a thing.

I wish there was something good on tv right now

 

[Stacerita]

I wish there was something good on tv right now

Granted....but the color on your tv is messed up so everything is in shades of green and grey.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

 

[Mickey Fliers]

Granted

And now your child/pet/SO wakes you every ten minutes and all you want to do is sleep.

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping tomorrow.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but now you have nothing to eat in the house.

I wish my kids wouldn't fight.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted, but now your kids are united in a tireless effort to torment you!

I wish I could hold a world record.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish I could hold a world record.

Granted, but its for the world's smelliest gas.

I wish I could erase all my wrinkles (aka laugh lines).

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now your face is so stiff you can't even smile.

I wish DH didn't think it was hilarious to toot all the time.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish DH didn't think it was hilarious to toot all the time.

Granted, he doesn't toot all the time. Now its only once in a while but he pulls the covers up over your head and gives you a dutch oven.


I wish they would stop the fireworks in my neighborhood.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted but now he cries every time he passes gas and you have to console him.

I wish my children never argued..

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but now they don't speak at all and you can't handle that.

I wish when I go shopping today I find lots of sales.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted, but they're only valid for the next 10 minutes and you left your wallet at home.

I wish my trip to WDW would last longer than 7 days.