Things I just do not understand..

[RedAngie]

I don't understand how I can lose socks yet gain extra Tupperware lids.

 

[MaryLovesPoohBear]

People that watch reality shows.

Come on people, get a life.

 

[lesliekatya]

Facebook, and how my husband can watch poker on tv for hours.

 

[kimblebee]

People that watch reality shows.

Come on people, get a life.

It's not about not having a life. It's about having so much life right now that I need a distraction from it for an hour or two.

 

[Sabeking]

Sorry if this is tmi.....how my DH can have a phone conversation while on the toilet. He says he does his best thinking there.

 

[willowsnn3]

People who don't have pen or paper handy when calling for information.
Or those same people that call for information wait until you go thru the whole spiel then say "hold on, let me get you to tell that to my wife/husband".

 

[Clifton Tesh]

Aw, Tina.... please, please offer them cold beer!!!

And hookers & drugs!!

If Tina is offering cold beer, hookers, and drugs, I might have to come visit.

 

[ronandannette]

Adult Coloring Books

 

[kimblebee]

Sorry if this is tmi.....how my DH can have a phone conversation while on the toilet. He says he does his best thinking there.

My husband and daughter know not to even send me texts when they're in the bathroom. Gross.

 

[superme80]

Why as a society we have given up whole milk, butter, and heavy cream. I love them. Oh and BACON!

People who don't have pen or paper handy when calling for information.
Or those same people that call for information wait until you go thru the whole spiel then say "hold on, let me get you to tell that to my wife/husband".

The pen and paper thing is an issue with me. I have a pen one minute, gone the next. I blame the 3 little hooligans running around my house.

 

[tvguy]

..men who shave their chests
..covering yourself in tattoos

What don't you understand (besides people who start threads like this)?

People who don't understand why investing in companies that make tattoo removal lasers might be a good investment.

 

[roseaster]

Kanye West

 

[DLgal]

Margarine.

 

[Squirlz]

One word - turbulence.

Oh they don't call it turbulence anymore...they call it "rough air". More dumbing down of America.

 

[FoxC63]

Adult Coloringbooks

Hahahhaha!!! Good point!

 

[FoxC63]

Adult Coloringbooks

Classic!!! Still laughing

 

[PollyannaMom]

The same ladies from the local Jehovah's witness that come to my door every week hoping I have morphed into some older Hispanic lady
worthy of their attention. They are disappointed every time they see me open the door. I offered water today as it was 108 outside. You'd thought I'd offered them hookers and drugs. It not too politely turned down. I wonder if I should offer cold beer next week.

I had a very nice older gentleman who seemed to be bringing different people with him each time. (Maybe we're the practice street?)

Anyway, water was graciously accepted, but they stopped coming when I started replying to the pamphlets in writing.

 

[PollyannaMom]

I don't understand...

Fear of math
People who over-schedule their lives and then complain about being busy
Diet soda

 

[mi*vida*loca]

Non alcoholic beer

 

[Soldier's*Sweeties]

..men who shave their chests
..covering yourself in tattoos

What don't you understand (besides people who start threads like this)?

Are you talking about my husband??? I don't understand him either.

I dont understand breast reductions

Two words:
Back PAIN.

Sorry if this is tmi.....how my DH can have a phone conversation while on the toilet. He says he does his best thinking there.

Yeah. God forbid I dare talk to him through the door, but full on phone convos are perfectly reasonable???



Mine:
9 year old girls. You still want to cuddle me but you also might slit my throat one night.... oooooookay.