Things I just do not understand..


Where does the dirt go?

You dig a 10 inch diameter hole & fill it with an 8 inch diameter fence post. You use the dirt that you removed from the digging process to fill in the gap around the pole. And there's never enough dirt.
 
The same ladies from the local Jehovah's witness that come to my door every week hoping I have morphed into some older Hispanic lady
worthy of their attention. They are disappointed every time they see me open the door. I offered water today as it was 108 outside. You'd thought I'd offered them hookers and drugs. It not too politely turned down. I wonder if I should offer cold beer next week.
 
Where does the dirt go?

You dig a 10 inch diameter hole & fill it with an 8 inch diameter fence post. You use the dirt that you removed from the digging process to fill in the gap around the pole. And there's never enough dirt.

Yet you dig a hole for a body, and you can't avoid so much extra dirt that you end up with a mound twice the size of the body.

One of life's great mysteries. ;)
 
-Math
-Women (love them to death, won't ever understand them)
-How people find Kat Williams funny
-Why I can put air in someone's tires and they'll come back a month later complaining that their car has an oil leak now and it wasn't like that before I put air in their tires.
-How it's my fault that those same tires got a nail in one of them 30 minutes after they left my shop so I must have done something to make this happen so I can sell more tires.
 


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