Ok, now where were we? Oh yeah, Magic Kingdom. It's probably around 10:00 AM, and we've done...well, basically nothing. Alright, that's not entirely true - we did meet Cinderella's awful stepfamily, and we are now armed with Fast Passes for Peter Pan's Flight.
So what's next?
Well, our usual course of action is to head up to Splash Mountain right away, get FPs for it, and ride it if the stand-by line isn't too offensive, so why not do that? Ok, sounds good. So we're off to Frontierland...but wait! 5 minute standby for It's a Small World! What the hey; why not? This is Emily's all-time favorite ride, though she will now tell you that her favorite is Test Track. They flipped the queue around, so we're going in what used
to be the exit. Not sure why, but it is a bit less of an incline, which would've been a plus had I worn my now-treadless Vikings
Crocs. However, I'm rockin' my brand new Keens this year, and so far, so good. Let's see if that holds up.
We ride IASW, and now it's off to Frontierland. But wait - there's the Haunted Mansion, which coincidentally is MY favorite ride of all time! Had to grab some snaps before entering:
Man, I love this ride. Remember the part about me loving the darkness AND the sickening sweet? Well, this ride (sort of) embodies both, though it does tend to lean one way more than the other. Anyway, the laminated touring plans go completely out the window, and we get in line.
And what a line it is...
Wow, Disney is really going all-in on this whole "interactive stuff in the stand-by lines to keep you occupied" initiative, and I love it. All of this also further develops the story of the HM, though I'll admit that I still don't exactly get it in its entirety. Kristin (and then the kids) spots the ring...
...Kristin and I pay respects to some of our favorite Imagineers...
...and then it's inside. Emily, who fell asleep on this as a baby, is scared of the opening sequence with the hanging corpse, but is ok with the rest of it. We tell her to just not look up, though she still wants me to hold her. Alright, whatever. She's fine after that, so much that she's riding with Dylan, as Kristin and I get to share a Doom Buggy.
I love this ride. Really love it. I don't know how much better I can say it than by saying it that simply. I could ride it a million times and never get bored. I would love to get stuck in it by myself. I want to the next Happy Haunt. I want to-
Ok, ok, you get the point. I'll stop gushing. The updates with the hitchiking ghosts are fun, though I do miss pretending to pick the ghost's nose, if only a little bit. After that, we finally make our way up to Splash Mountain, which is Dylan's favorite ride, and was mine until I finally gave HM that honor last year. This was the ride that made me realize how much I loved WDW on our first trip as a family, back in '06. It has just about everything you could want in a ride - thrills, theming, catchy music. A hit all around.
New sign this year:
Oh yeah, lap bars. I read about that. And how it's the end of Disney as we know it, will cause horrible line backups, and would basically make Walt sick if he were around to see it. As we get up near the loading area, we get to see what a hassle it really is...
Um, not a hassle at all. Ok, now there are lap bars - who cares? If nothing else, Emily feels more secure, and is not as worried about the big hill as she was last year. Her and Dyl take the front seat:
The great thing about having young kids is that they can ride in the front, and it's basically the same as me riding in the front, since they're not tall enough to block the wall of water anyway. We ride and we get wet, which is a good thing, because it's hotter than usual at this time of year. Nothing keeps you cool like walking around Magic Kingdom soaking wet!
So now that we're all wet, Kristin, what should we do? Well, first, let's get FPs so we can come back later, then let's hit Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. But hold on - it's down.
Ok, plan B. So what's plan B? We could look at our touring plans, but we dropped that schedule before we even started it. Lunch sound good? Sure, why not! Nothing keeps you cool like sitting in an air-conditioned restaurant soaking wet!
So it's off to Columbia Harbor House, which is Kristin's favorite counter service restaurant in this park. I waffle between this an Cosmic Ray's. We used to go to Peco's Bills Fall Off Your Chair Cafe, but ever since the "Jon's Pukeful Spot" incident of 2009, we've avoided it. Well, for that reason, and the fact that every time we went there were kids falling off the chairs like snowflakes. You would think they would install backs by now.
This sure is a long update, isn't it? Almost too long. But heck, when you're on a roll, don't stop! And we haven't even eaten yet!
Anyway, we go upstairs to the super-secret overpass room, which is so secret that only 3 other tables (out of about 5) are taken in it. Actually, it's around 11:00, so the restaurant as a whole is mostly empty. We've never eaten up here before, but it's a great place to people watch:
I meant other people. We see enough of those two. Kristin gets the Chicken Nuggets, while I go for the Fried Fish Basket. Both were very good, as far as counter service goes. I got the chocolate cake (that's nutrition!) for dessert, and Kristin got the apple crisp. Both delicious, though the cake is almost painfully sweet. One thing I've decided to do in this TR that I did not do in the last one is take pictures of all our meals, so here it is:
Ok, ok - if I'm going to do that, I could at least take a picture BEFORE we eat, right?
Well, sue me - I forgot. It won't be the last time, either...