The Ya Ya Express to the Wild West

[helenabear]

Originally posted by newmousecateer

Nancy and Carol are coming along! Those are sooooooooo cute. (and Elaine, the stories of my escapades at WDW are greatly exaggerated I'm sure. You know how Beth stretches a story. )

Sadly, they weren't... I was there and we had the pictures to prove it!!! No joke, John (Towncrier) and I were just talking about that yesterday at the meet too!!

 

[newmousecateer]

OK, so I'm a hussy lush, right? And I paraded all of WDW scantily clad, and got a little out of hand....

Gotta go finish dinner now.....now that I am done plugging in the plug part of an extension cord into it's own sockets. That is why the lamps didn't work.....duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Hi Marilyn!!!! Sorry you had such a yuccko day. (((((Huggles))))))

Sherry we all have days like that. Im sure you didnt do any damage to your weight loss. It would take a lot just to gain back a pound of what you have lost.

Marilyn I do have to say you were VERY well behaved at the yaya meet at Animal Kingdom.

Nancy I pm'd you.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Well our salmon dinner has turned into spagetti and sauce. We had a late lunch and no one was really hungry until now. I will save the salmon for tomorrow nights dinner.

I have to make sure that Ryan goes to bed on time and goes right to sleep tonight. They are doing the FCAT exams tomorrow and its of the upmost importance that he is well rested. I know he is going to do well but part of me cant help worrying.

 

[Dream]

Hey Ya'll!
Havin a great day...just wanted to pop in and say hello! I will ketchup and be back in a bit!

Just a little "ha ha" for your evening!

A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check..
She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer
and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for
a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's
great...... just great.....Some *******'s got my pen."


Later Ya Yas!!!!

 

[Dream]

OHHH BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Just one more!!! THE PAP SMEAR


This is a laugh for all those women out there who so
look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they get to be
"intimate" with their OB/GYN doctor!
In Sydney, Australia, one of the radio stations pays($1000-$5000) for people
to tell their most embarrassing stories.

This one netted the winner $5000....

I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.

Early one morning I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that
I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
around 8:45 a.m.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort.

So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown,
wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in "that area" to make sure it was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in
the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some
other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond.

When the! appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get nother one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my
glitter and sparkles in it."

 

[dizneenut]

OK, I am ROFL at that Jodie!!

Hi Marilyn!

Well, I exercised today, so I burned off some of those extra calories I ate!
I feel a little better now!!
But, I have mini Cadbury eggs calling my name! That is my all-time fave. Easter candy!!

 

[Kama89]

NANCY!!! I got my mail today!! Of course, not before I spent 10 minutes on my hands and knees (am sure that was an "interesting" sight to anyone pulling into the parking lot ) trying to fish my PO key out from under the driver's seat of my car, BUT... once I got it!!!!! Ooooooh, was it worth it!!! THANK YOU ~ THANK YOU!!!! Heeeee hee heeeee!!! I may still be a sick YaYa (definitely going in tomorrow...feel like crap again) but I am certainly a happy YaYa!!! Nancy sent me, not one pin, not two pins, but THREEEE! Two are especially... uh.... drop dead gorgeous! Mwahahaha! Thank you so much Nancy! I owe you big time... I just need to figure out how to repay you!

Sooooo.... how is everyone? Looks like ya'll been rather quiet again. Headed off for a ketchup now.

 

[Kama89]

OMG Jodie!! ROTFLOL!!! You're killin' me here!!! I can't laugh in my condition! It hurts and sets of a 10 min. session of coughing!! LOL!! Those are excellent!! The last one did me in!!

 

[shep]

No ketchup...
Just popping in and saying hi...

 

[lvs_eeyore]

OMG Jodie those are toooooooo funny!!!

Kimmy I am glad to hear you will see your regular doctor tomorrow. Tell him if he doesnt see you tomorrow then he better expect the yaya posse!!!!!

Hi Todd!!!

 

[NHAnn]

Hi Ya-ya's!!
S/D cheerleaders have moved again! Stop by ...we're having guavaberry coolers while we unpack!

 

[dizneenut]

Hi Ann!

Guavaberry coolers? Ooh! I love those!!

 

[Kama89]

Oh man, he'd BETTER see me then!! Being cheetoed by the YaYa posse is not a pretty sight... I hope for his sake he has an opening. Well, if he can't see me, I'll see whoever is on call in his facility. There are a ton of drs. there and someone is always available.... at least he'll be "in the house" even if I don't see him. I've still got some fluid somewhere where it shouldn't be... the breathing capacity isn't where it should be and the icky cough is still with me. I'm soooo exhausted. Ugh! Just so sick of being sick. We're going on three (or is it four? I've lost track) weeks now. Hate being sick... ticks me off.

Nancy, I was THIS close to PM'ing you to check on you. The blues stink don't they? I'm so sorry. I do hope you're feeling better now!! If it helps any, you made me smile huge smiles when I saw my pins. Your new Pooh shirt is adorable! What a sweet picture that is!

Marilyn, what isn't going right? Cheeto it!

Boy, the ole' YaYa train has sure been quiet lately hasn't it? Weird... it's like we're running out of mothiness! Didn't think that'd ever happen!

Hey Shep! How's it goin'?

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Sherry have you tried the 98% fat free Klondike Ice Cream Sandwiches?? They are soooooooooo good and only 130 calories. They are my treat every night after dinner. Even my kids love them and cant tell the difference between those and regular ice cream sandwhiches....neither can I!!

 

[shep]

Fine Kimmers...
You feeling better?
By the way you're posting it would seem that way..
Anyways--hope the doctor fixes things or gives you some good medicine...

 

[dizneenut]

Karen, no I haven't tried them yet. Been wanting to, just always forget. I will definitely pick some up soon!

 

[Kama89]

BAY CITY, Mich., March 2, 2003 -
Caroline Hallisey (Natick, Mass.) and Apolo Anton Ohno (Seattle, Wash.) claimed the women's and men's overall titles Sunday at the U.S. Short Track Championships held at the Bay County Civic Arena.

In the men's competition, Ohno captured his fifth overall title (1997, 1999, 2001 and 2002 champion). Ohno who had the competition in control entering Sunday, picked up a win in the men's 1000-meters with a time of 1:33.593. With a championship and spot on the men's World team and the U.S. Short Track Championship clinched, Ohno didn't let up. He broke from the pack with Rusty Smith (Sunset Beach, Calif.) early in the men's 3000-meters and lapped the rest of the eight-man field. Soon after, he broke away again on his own and lapped the field again. Ohno coasted the rest of the way to finish in 5:07.487. Smith was second in 5:12.885.


Yay!!



Better than I was Todd, but still not 100%... I'm either a big weenie or this is one tough bug.

 

[helenabear]

Evening all!

Guavaberry Coolers??? That sounds great!!!

 

[Goofyposter]

Ohno captured his fifth overall

Awwwwww........That's CUTE!

heheheheee.....so...he's once again....the Weinner of the 'meat'...eh?

Awwww....I love it when little girlie-boys "duke it out"