My God, I was on page 39.
Aww, Sophia...
I think I need it now. You know how they have those people on Maury who are scared stupid by stuff like balloons, pickles, or puppies? I think I have that abnormal fear of things (you know, like cows, horses, and bugs). Anyway, we had this HUGE (I'm talking like 2 inches long) centipede in our house when I came home from work. I was the only one home. I called Joe and asked him to come home and kill it. He wouldn't leave work, so I had to do it. I was literally almost in tears, it was on the wall, so I got out the bleach cleaner and started spraying the hell out of it. It fell off the wall, I ran away screaming. IT WAS STILL ALIVE! I came back and it was writhing around on the floor, so I drowned it in the bleach cleaner. Then I covered it with paper towels and put a note on it for Joe to pick it up when he came home. Luckily, we have white tile where I sprayed it, or I would have to buy new carpeting.
At least you go! I can't take my kids by myself because I don't do that stuff. Shane wants me to take them in September when we stay at Port Orleans, but he has to be able to do that stuff himself since his dad isn't going.
I have always wanted to do Atlantic City. But Joe can't be trusted in casinos. He used to have a huge gambling problem. So bad that he would spend entire paychecks just playing those pull tab tickets. I would hate to see what he could do in a casino. Money can really go quick in those places! Maybe we could go there and just stay out of the casinos.
I've stopped being a considerate shopper at Wal Mart. I think if someone feels it necessary to run into me with their cart, I should be allowed to whack em with mine.

HOW CAN THAT POSSIBLY BE FUNNY???
To be completely honest, I never have, either. Only in my mind. I see them standing on the side of the road as I'm driving past, look in my rearview mirror, and there they are...RUNNING behind me to get me!!!
We saw one of them in Erie the other day. Sharon (one of the women I work with) mooed at him out the car window as we drove past.