The Side effects of the AP-Trip#6 Oct 10 Final thoughts and some TMI

[PlutosRHM55]

Chris and I both head over to DHS for EMH. Of course I ask Chris to get this picture. He gives me a strange look but does it anyway.

Some people just don't understand Bo.

This was cute.

I love this! Looking at this I am reminded of "Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

 

[Poolrat]

On to Tuesday Sept 7

This was a wonderful day. However it was roller coaster ride.

I woke up early to find that the creamer I got the day before to stash in the fridge was frozen. I went the food court get some liquid creamer beignets and bring them back to a sleeping DS. Sadly our beignets had cooled off and not good as the first batch I had last Oct.

We were heading to DHS participate in the TSM trot. I was eager to bring DS and show him this ride. He, like most teenagers likes his video games. Secretly I was hoping to whoop him since I had Glenn’s super secret notes and ways to get more points.


We caught the bus at 8:17 and arrived at DHS by 8:30.

Some management types are walking around.

We moved to an empty turnstile about 8:46 and I was the second person in to the rope.

You can never have too many pictures of BO.

It was time and we were off.

We did the FP and then standby to ride. Apparently we were efficient because we were here at 9:06am.

The Result

I smoked him!!!! Because I did have some tips ( Thanks Glenn) and I did not really share them with DS until the aliens.

What did he think?

He was not impressed!!! So I did what every mother of the year should do ….















I took his FP !!!



He did not want to ride again so heck yeah, now I had 2. At that point DS took off probably for Star Tours since this was the last day 1.0 was open.

It was 9:18 and this was the FP return time and posted wait time.

So as I stand there wondering where to go next I look up and what do I see????? A vision of pink loveliness.


Cont.... in a little while

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking you saw some Katy Perry cotton candy...
Well, that's what we saw down in Orlando last summer anyway.

 

[Poolrat]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking you saw some Katy Perry cotton candy...
Well, that's what we saw down in Orlando last summer anyway.

Lucky you !!!! But no Katy Perry.

 

[Poolrat]

Some people just don't understand Bo.

Go figure. Those strong silents types are always misunderstood.

I love this! Looking at this I am reminded of "Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

I got my DD that shirt. She loves it.

 

[jillyb]

We moved to an empty turnstile about 8:46 and I was the second person in to the rope.

Wow! Chris sure did change alot overnight!!

I would have taken his TSM FP too!!!

 

[KatMark]

Love the picture of you with Bo!

And definitely Mother of the Year.

 

[Poolrat]

Wow! Chris sure did change alot overnight!!

That was good.

I would have taken his TSM FP too!!!

The conversation was like this
Me: So what did you think?
Him: Meh mumble mumble about something don't need to go on it again, mumble mumble you got me up early for that mumble mumble
Me: So I guess you won't be needing this... snatch!

 

[Poolrat]

Love the picture of you with Bo!

I would have been better off taking Bo on TSM.

And definitely Mother of the Year.

I spared him the task of enduring TSM another time. I would do that any time for my son. Or anyone else.

 

[Poolrat]

I see 3 pink shirts and they look familiar. Holy cow, it is Liesa, LeeAnn and Mary! We did have a planned meet later in the week but this was a surprise. I run up and say hi and basically introduce myself since I had talked to Liesa here and once on the phone before she left so set up the meet.

Since we were in public, no official Liesa greeting. The ladies were so gracious they offered for me to join them since I was alone (again).
We all had some time before we could get another FP so we wander down the streets of America.


We pay homage.

Notice anything funny about where I am standing?




HM in the window

Our FP window opens so Maroo runs( I mean rolls)to get FP for RnR since her wheels are faster than any of can run.

We duck into the AA to try our hand at drawing.

I present Caveman Tinkerbell

We reunite and ride TSM with the FP we all got at opening.

The score I believe Liesa smoked me this time.

Now time for RnR FP



HM

A really fast car

Fun was had

Time for

I think there is are some HMs in here

It was time to check in …

Any significance?

For informational purposes.

The view

3 Pink ladies and 1 with the camera

HM

The ladies had lunch somewhere. Hopefully Liesa has gotten to this point already and I can just plug it in.

Ah yes Beaches and Cream, thanks Tate.


But before they left they bestowed the best gift. There were not going to come back to use their FP so they gave me theirs for TSM.


Count em.

But wait the DISmeets don't end there.

 

[glennbo123]

Wow, a couple of great updates here Pat!

I can't believe your son didn't love TSM. It's probably because you whooped his butt. And, you're welcome.

That's great that you ran into the pink ladies and could spend some time with them ahead of the planned meet.

I think that's one of the best Jordan-homage pictures I've ever seen!

And regarding hidden Mickey's in the scenery for Beauty and the Beast....I don't think it counts if you just take a picture and say I think there's hidden Mickey's in here somewhere.

 

[Poolrat]

Wow, a couple of great updates here Pat!

I can't believe your son didn't love TSM. It's probably because you whooped his butt. And, you're welcome.

I am almost positive it is. He is the one who be yelling at the TV when he is learning a new game because he can't master it right away. Competitive and not a very good loser. He is ton better now from when he was little but man he gets intense. I am hoping he will come around a bit for the NYE trip. I know ST2.0 is on the list and he may try to see all the different versions.

That's great that you ran into the pink ladies and could spend some time with them ahead of the planned meet.

I had a blast.

I think that's one of the best Jordan-homage pictures I've ever seen!

Since he is not on the Dis anymore I may have to print it out and send it to him.

And regarding hidden Mickey's in the scenery for Beauty and the Beast....I don't think it counts if you just take a picture and say I think there's hidden Mickey's in here somewhere.

I can outline them if it would make you feel better. I did make sure I found them before I posted them.

 

[eandesmom]

:
The conversation was like this
Me: So what did you think?
Him: Meh mumble mumble about something don't need to go on it again, mumble mumble you got me up early for that mumble mumble
Me: So I guess you won't be needing this... snatch!

You rock



That was the PERFECT response!

 

[Millie12591]

After Mark's remark about "tazing" the kids, I thought everyone would get a kick out of this again. No matter how many times I read this I always end up laughing to the point of tears, must be that I'm a visual kind of person and can totally see this in my head! I copied this, so don't hold me to any spelling errors.

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety——-

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I’d get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and dis-orient your assailant.. A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″ long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries), pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, ‘no possible way!’ What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best.

I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, Don’t do it stupid,’ reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little thing couldn’t hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for the heck of it I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and …….

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD… WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. .. WHAT THE …. !!!

I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking upon my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to ‘mug’ yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself you will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel above the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. and had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I had crap*ed in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was TOTALLY gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I’m still looking for my testicles and I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return!

P.S … My wife can’t stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid I!

 

[jillyb]

Whoa! That's a cornucopia of FPs!!!!!!!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

I went the food court get some liquid creamer beignets and bring them back to a sleeping DS.

Wow, you're brave. Those food court walks are dangerous, you know.

We did the FP and then standby to ride. Apparently we were efficient because we were here at 9:06am.

Nice work!

I smoked him!!!! Because I did have some tips ( Thanks Glenn) and I did not really share them with DS until the aliens.

You rock!

He was not impressed!!! So I did what every mother of the year should do ….

I took his FP !!!

Awesome!

I see 3 pink shirts and they look familiar. Holy cow, it is Liesa, LeeAnn and Mary! We did have a planned meet later in the week but this was a surprise.

Ever get that feeling of deja vu?

That's a great view. I don't know why Glenn would think I wouldn't enjoy a nice view.

But before they left they bestowed the best gift. There were not going to come back to use their FP so they gave me theirs for TSM.

Christmas in September!

 

[jeremysdisneymom]

Wow, that's a lot of Fastpasses! So glad you got to meet up with some Dis friends and enjoy your day!

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

i found one of the HM in the photos, in the veggie bin, there is one in the tomatoes.

wonder if yo uused all those FP's im guessing yo udidnt, and gave a few away to people when you were leaving hte park.

 

[All7OfUs]

OMG!! Camille! That kills me every time I read it!! I, like you, laugh til I nearly wet myself!

OK, Pat.... there wasn't a whole lot different except, you have a WAY better recollection of how long we stuck together. I just remember a total an complete absence of your son. Now I understand why! He was totally devoid of FiP prowess!

And yes, I kicked butt on that TSM spin. (I had to say that at least once to someone!)

 

[eandesmom]

what a great, spontaneous meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry that Liesa kicked your butt though. Guess she read Glenn's guide as well.