So I’ve been off the grid.
You told me you were on facebook (and no, I haven't had a chance t look yet) so not
quite off the grid.
For this conference, which took place in Kansas City, MO, Fran and I served as delegates.
So no 20 hours of meetings. Considering what you've described in this update, it sounds like that was a good thing.
This was our first time in five years having served this duty.
What did you mean by this? That before you had no duties other than performing? Or you were on the board?
join us in a Big Gay concert!
A big happy concert! Yay!
Actually.... after reading the article you linked... it sounds like that is
exactly what it was!
we were still awake all night until 3:30AM when we had to leave for the airport.
Ugh! The worst.
I was in such a fog that I don't remember much about the airport check in, security or boarding process.
Oh, I can help you out there.
You
did check in. You made it through security and eventually boarded the plane.
You're welcome.
I did catch a small nap on the plane, enough that I was able function at a low level when we landed
What would "low level" functioning be?
Breathing and a heart beat?
I took the shuttle to the rental car depot. It took forever, and this is THE LAST time I use Budget, ever.
Hmmm... is it because the shuttle took so long? Or were there other issues?
I was embarrassed to see folks I know from meeting every year or other year while wearing stinky clothes I’d been in for the last 24 hours or more.
If you knew them, then I'm sure they got what was going on, or... they didn't notice.
Because I was the 50th person to register for this conference, I was supposed to receive a Gift Card for a local BBQ place,
Did you ever get it?
I got the ribs and brisket, while Fran got a pit boss salad. Smoked beef, ham and turkey over lettuce.
Dang.... I want to eat all of that.
I noticed the coleslaw in the photo. How was that? I'm a bit of a coleslaw snob.
I washed mine down with an Angry Orchard Cider.
That sounds good! Was it?
Justin who ordered the Oatmeal Brulee.
Never heard of that. Huh! And... why not? I might do that the next time I have oatmeal.
Fran got a Croque Madame and really liked it.
Just need to scrape the weeds off of it and it's good to go.
. And the next day, my Americano was actually Six bucks!
Not bad considering it came with lifetime free refills.
It did, right?
Right?
Hello?
Not too shabby!
We split French Onion Soup.
No.
Someone reaches over with a spoon to "split" my French Onion Soup is going to pull back a stub.
Rehearsal went well, the music was much more difficult than I expected.
The article mentioned that too.
I’m the one on the right side of the picture with hair. Fran is the one whose head is in Justin’s belly.
Very descriptive! I had no problem finding you both.
This was one of those cases where I needed a real drink and not just a glass of wine.
So... water?
Then Fran and I had dessert. Mine was an apple crumble which was quite good. I forget what she got.
It doesn't matter what she got. Let's get back to the apple crumble!!!
This was the morning that I spent $6 on a cup of coffee at the hotel restaurant. Little did I know that they had a full coffee set up in the delegates room.

D'oh!
The next two hours were spent in a room very similar to this discussing riveting subjects like bylaws, new candidates for the board and such.
Riveting stuff.
We did get to find out about the 2020 conference which will be taking place in Portland OR.
Bet Liesa's happy to hear that.
Some were amusing, some were dull, but it was what it was, we got free lunch.
There ain't no such thing as a free... oh.
Nevermind.
In case you’re wondering about the “old fart” ribbon, this was sort of a backlash to the ribbons that they give out reading, “First Timer”. One guy thought it would be funny to recognize people who have attended like 10 or more of these events. Hence the “Old Fart”.

I did look at that photo for a bit and wondered about it.
Later that night there was a Gala party event complete with catered BBQ, but between the long day and the fact that they didn't start serving the food until close to 9:30PM, we ended up leaving before it was served.
So did you not eat anything that night?
And well let's just say that it was one of those moments that tests your strength as a couple.
Happens.
It certainly is! Beautiful, too! That organ. Wow! Loved it even more with the colours. (read about it being usually grey, too.)
I decided to try and find out if they would put her
scooter under the bus like they do with DME, and they could!
Yusss!
We still had to drive back to the hotel this afternoon, and luckily some friends took pity on me and gave me a ride to the car a few blocks away cause it was still 97° out!

Too hot! Spontaneous combustion territory!
But first an obligatory photo shoot outside this iconic building.
Gorgeous building.
Nice looking group.
The concert went great! The audience loved it and we sounded pretty good as did the other band. We even got this review.
https://kcmetropolis.org/article/no-place-like-home/
Very nice review! What was your favourite piece? Fantasia?
I ate a little brisket, a rib and half and about three bites of the potatoes. They were gross. They were a grayish purple color as if the cook had let them sit out and they had oxidized before cooking.
Gross is right. Yuck.
Then when they were sampling key lime pie, I'd been saying that I needed to try it, we came home with a lot more than we intended!
You still need to try really good Key Lime pie. Store bought just ain't gonna cut it.