The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[Believeinfairytales]

Coming out of lurkdom to say I think you have the best sense of humor and I am loving your TR! You've kept me laughing for the past hour!

 

[RockinDisney]

Overall etiquette...

Yes

TOO CUTE
No

TOO SCARY

 

[manntra]

OMG!!! The Hillbilly overalls!!! Wow!
Jordan....loving your photo themes and the weather is looking nice and sunny for you too Looking forward to your Wave (would it be obnoxious if I said rave) review, and the drinks...but perhaps not the gas I remember telling you how much I enjoyed the Wave so I hope you had a good experience

Tracy

 

[Spartangirl]

Love the dancing! Your photo themes are great too!

 

[*Seanaci*]

Overall etiquette...

Yes

No

Baby in overalls...always stinkin cute...in fact, my son wore them constantly before he turned 1.

Hillbilly overalls... I'd be half afraid some hillbilly pregnant girl would wear those same overalls.

 

[wdwdasiy]

I did it!! I've read them all....from your very first PTR and loved every word! So many times I wanted to chime in but felt a little intimidated but seeing you eat from the trash can, drool, and discuss your poo....well....I guess I can chime in.
Thank you so much for sharing your trips and life with all of us. Too bad that your niece won't be out of school for a May-June trip. Would love to meet you all.

 

[PrincessCaitlin]

Ugh I knew I would miss a ton!

Tried reading all of the banter but I brought you back some souvenir pics so I wanted to catch up quick and post them

The kids look adorable!

I absolutely love the BLT rooms! Especially all of the artwork!

The places you'll go is a great book my parents bought it for me for my 8th grade graduation

I have to try out that bathroom next time!

I love living with the land!

So as I said here are your souvenir pics

I took this one because this topic comes up quite often on this thread

I didn't mean to take this one but when I saw it I knew I had to post it on your tr

 

[Brenle]

Overall etiquette...

Yes

No

I have to say, that is the MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE SEEN in a loooong time! You should have warned us before we scrolled to the next pic. Did not expect to see my Uncle Dan.

 

[jordanyosh]

I loved my Gap overalls in the 90s! I miss them. And they looked cute rolled up at the bottom with a t-shirt underneath.

Keyword the 90s....

I'll have to make note of this one.

shhh...it'll be our and 100,000 other people's secret.

What? No Soarin'?

Nope not this day.

 

[jordanyosh]

Only you can pull off the Robot. I, on the other hand, would look like an idiot. Tell me, did people stop and throw coins at your hat? Since you were still wearing it, that should have told you something.

just look at the women behind me....they had this expression

Number one: BOO on the lack of picture.
Number two: For some reason Dueling Banjos is playing inside my head.
Number three: I should know better than to use such phrases as "Number one" and "Number two" in a Jordan TR.

I think I did hum a few bars of dueling to cherie and djay...

Was this before or after your bathroom visit? If it's after, did you remember to put paper on the seat before sitting down?

Before and number one.....so no paper needed

So in other words, more of the same.

yes...of course.

 

[jordanyosh]

Dang tootin'.

Ahhh! Don't say Tootin'! It's too cold to open the window!

I may be fresh to Jordan's TRs, but I'm a real quick learner.

I'd say around here, an open window'd be a permanent fixture...

True dat.

I just poofed.

 

[jordanyosh]

Looks like a relaxing day so far at Epcot!

And I agree - Test Track goes by too quickly.

It was relaxing, except when we were cracking each other up.

If they'd do one more spin around the building, I'd be happy.

 

[jordanyosh]

I am glad Grace wasn't with you when you walked into the stinky store. She is really into telling us when something stinks lately. She would have made several loud announcement that " Somebody stink in here " Those are her famous words lately. She forgot her lil blankie at the dentist office the other day and she threw it when I gave it back to her because she said it was stinky. She smells every place we go and announces if it is stinky or not.

I am surprised Cherie didn't collect any dollar bill for all her pole dancing. It sure looks like you had a fun trip.

She would NOT like standing anywhere near me...

I didn't tell you? Cherie's a millionaire now...

 

[kmpprg]

You do NOT have kids that old? there's no way...were you like 2 when you had them? You look so young in your avatar pic....unless that's not you.

Hi Jordan, Yes I do! My oldest is 19 and a Sophomore at Duquesne University in Pittsburgh. Thank you for the compliment-and yes, that is me at Epcot last October. I am 42 until June!

I am off on Mondays too-that is the only day our restaurant is closed. I read that you are off on Mondays. I guess Sunday is a busy day for you. It is our busiest day at work too-everyone loves bbq on Sunday, especially if the weather is nice.

I was remembering the counter service in Disneyland that serves the grilled veggies and meats on a stick-they were delicious! Do you know the name of it? It may have been in Adventureland. You are so lucky to live in California. It is a beautiful state. We have been to visit San Diego, Los Angeles, Anaheim, Costa Mesa, and San Fransisco over the years and we LOVE the food and the weather in all the cities. We have very cold and slushy winters, rainy springs, and sticky summers here in Pa. I always remember California as being blue skies and sunny!

 

[jordanyosh]

i got this book as a gift for high school graduation. SUCH a great book!

Such a simple book and yet profound.

i think the girls behind you are in awe of your moves.

more like scared. I think I skerred the bejebus out of them.

glad you got to visit your special place on your first day!

I wish it was number two...it would've been more special that way.

they say a fetus at 12 weeks is the size of a lime. i really hope they aren't referring to those limes.

9 lbs. coming out of you...don't want to be anywhere near the hospital if that were ever to happen. The Screams heard around the world.

all that pole dancing just wore her out.

for sure.

 

[Underdog369]

Yeah...but how do you do that if you have mommy brain and can't remember the code?

I was gonna say the same thing....

It would make for some interesting smilies. I could just see :farts: look like a smilie farting.

I am so hearing the theme song from Dances with wolves right now! Picture it, Jordan walking through the wilderness, his actions dramatically captured in slow motion. His face bears a look of determination, his eyes are focused and his jaw is set. The camera pulls back to reavel we are not in the wilderness at all, but are actually on Pengani Trail. We cut to a closup as Jordans face goes from harsh determination to smiling relief. We cut to our final profile shot of Jordan walking away from us, his hand expertly fanning away the funk from his trunk as we slowly fade to black.

Two peas in a pod, you and I.. two peas in a pod....

Chapter 7. The Places You'll Go.

Being the great DIS planners we are, we did NOT go to Universe of Energy and Mission:Space, but instead wandered over to the Imagination Pavilion via MouseGear. Cherie and I both noticed that it smelled like poo when the doors opened to the store...no, I didn't poof. There was also a fashion disaster--overalls an a sleeveless shirt....couldn't snap a shot off without here looking though. Okay..off to Imagination....

Imagination had no line or a very short one. After our ride.....I had to use the restroom..you know the one...The best restroom in all of WDW...
I really had to go. Using the rating system from my previous TR..1 flush being the best and 5 being the worst. It was definitely a:

Following our great planning, we headed BACK to the other side of the park to UoE. Blueyed Girl, Cherie, had texted saying they had gone in to UofE. So we waited for them on a bench outside the exit. We waited and waited. One group came out, but no Blue. Another group came out. I thought I saw Blue's DH. I yelled "HEY" really loud and then discovered it wasn't them. . Oops! I laughed and then told Cherie and DJay what happened. I just started yelling hey at people randomly. We waited a bit more. It was nice to just sit and relax on a bench.

We got a text from Cherie saying that they were at Soarin. We had waited in vain, but no worries. Did we ride UofE since we were there or Mission: Space? Nope! Back Again to the other side of the park to ride The Seas with Nemo. After that ride we headed over to the Land Pavilion and we ran into Blue and family. We chatted for a bit and then went our separate ways. We decided to ride Living with the Land. I think I actually decided that since it's one of my favorite rides. sorry cherie and djay for dragging you on. The one picture I'm posting...9 lb lemons. Nuff said.

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This was one of my most memorable days. I wasn't tired from any walking yet. It was rather hilarious crossing the park several times to find Blue.

When we walked in to mouse gears, I believe the first thing you did was turn to me and say "Did you fart?" NOPE! You know you are close to someone when you can ask that question in the MIDDLE OF A BUSY DISNEY STORE!!! Little do you know, Cherie and I love the LWTL as well. It's a nice boat ride with lots of vegetables, fishes, and underwater creatures. You get to look at neat stuff outside the boat too.

I think you forgot to mention that at our breakfast at Kona, you stated that you are good friends with someone when you share their food with them. Again, More fun. Loved It!!!

They were trying not to laugh. We were laughing a lot that morning/afternoon.

It was a RELAXING day for sure. My legs weren't tired...maybe theirs were...they were on day 3.

I think my ribs hurt that evening from laughing so bad. We decided that there should be a "What Not To Wear - Disney Edition". Clinton and Stacey would have to be taken out of Epcot in ambulances. The perfect place to see what not to wear is just outside EWoE.

 

[jordanyosh]

Love the update and a relaxing way to go through some of EPCOT!!! Great start to a vacation

I may have to borrow the people sleeping pictures idea My DH can fall asleep on Test Track if I kept him out too late at MK the night before Thanks for the new idea

It was a perfect day.

There are sleeping people everywhere at WDW--moreso when it's really hot and humid outside. the heat wears people out.

 

[jordanyosh]

Hooray, just got all caught up...of course, I should be unpacking..but hey! I got one duffle unpacked already! Your Epcot day sounded superproductive to me for some odd reason : Seriously though, looks like you had a lot of fun! I like the photo themes thus far. :

Derek...it is completely addicting (thus only one of our bags being unpacked), but such a fun group!

Let's see Test Track 2x, Imagination, The Seas with Nemo, Living with the Land from about 11:30pm to about 3:00pmish. So not bad at all. Plus lots of sitting and people watching.

Glad you're home...sort of.

 

[jordanyosh]

Niiice.

You love my dancing??? or was that a bit sarcastic..

Illustrating my firm belief that no concrete plans shoudl ever be made for Arrival Eve!

I believe you're right...

What's not to love about a 9lb lemon?

I bet those branches aren't saying the same thing....

 

[englishrose47]

I don't know, but it's been a topic everywhere lately. Many of my "real" friends have been finding out about my "secret" DIS life....

Yes and we are the "imaginary friends !!!

Rosie, you are so right, I have been baptized by fire....or spending too many trips with Jordy enduring his passing of gas.....(but I'm still alive...praise God!)

Yes his hand flapped behind him quite frequently!!!!

They seem to have the same smelly genes as Jordan....so I wonder who's genes are responsible..


Yeah, we had to enlighten his folks (and his visiting brother Jeff) that Jordy has his peeps and groupies.




Enjoying the welcome pot....

Not sure which I am prolly both!!!