The LOSER thread..we've moved...new address and directions on the last page

[Diznotyzed]

Kids also drain the color right outta your hair.

 

[LaraK]

so what excuse can I use?

booze

 

[mrsbert]

DS#1 was a week early and 9 lbs. 14 oz. DS#2 was 2 weeks early and 8 lbs 12 oz.

Hey wait a minute. We sound like the Whining Winners trying to one-up on who had the biggest baby!

 

[Diznotyzed]

so what excuse can I use?

booze

...and the stress of possibly running out of toilet paper.

 

[LaraK]

...and the stress of possibly running out of toilet paper.

which means more booze!

 

[bavaria]

booze

Works for me! especially the liquer filled chocolates next to my bed that I am going to devour in a few moments

...and the stress of possibly running out of toilet paper.

I have moved on to another location.... hopefully they will keep me better stocked with the essentials!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Works for me! especially the liquer filled chocolates next to my bed that I am going to devour in a few moments


I have moved on to another location.... hopefully they will keep me better stocked with the essentials!

How do you get lucky enough to keep moving to hotels? I want to move instead of cleaning the house.
DH offered to get me maid service but I said no because I am such a loser that I would want to clean before they came and I can not handle the perrsure of that

 

[bavaria]

How do you get lucky enough to keep moving to hotels? I want to move instead of cleaning the house.
DH offered to get me maid service but I said no because I am such a loser that I would want to clean before they came and I can not handle the perrsure of that

it's wonderful - if the room gets too messy I just move on

But I am one of 'those' people who cleans before I let the room attendant into my room, so it does defeat the purpose somewhat

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

where are you now? any place good

 

[bavaria]

where are you now? any place good

MI-5 forbids me to share that information...

But I just spent five glorious weeks in Manhattan!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I think more booze is the answer for all.
DD just asked me if I loved her. I said I have to it was in the rule book I got when I had her

 

[LUVMYTINK]

MI-5 forbids me to share that information...

Everytime I see you post that, the James Bond theme music pops in my head

 

[LUVMYTINK]

DD just asked me if I loved her. I said I have to it was in the rule book I got when I had her

Next is to ask, what does she want

 

[Diznotyzed]

I'm beginning to think that we're all LOSERS in more ways than one, since so many of us are here on a Saturday night.

 

[Cinderellerbell]

No, the next question to ask is "What did you do?"

 

[LaraK]

Not only is it Saturday night, but I'm sleepy on a Saturday night

Good night my Loser friends!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Next is to ask, what does she want

Well lets see she is going back to college in the am so it must be
money
food
more money
and anything else she can get her hands on

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

last year DD called from school and asked me if I would buy her change from her. I said sure. DD said she just wanted a check so she could put it in the bank. When she came home that weekend I wrote the check and asked how much it was she told me 260.00 I was shocked that she had that much change. I aske her where it came from and she told me when dad comes to see me for dinner once a week he leaves me a roll of quaters for But yet he brings me home the laundy.

 

[Lintasare]

Well lets see she is going back to college in the am so it must be
money
food
more money
and anything else she can get her hands on

Welcome to the First National Bank of Mom and Dad, how can I help you today?

 

[Mkrop]

Ok I cant beleive I missed all the baby talk last night. Can I still add?

DH thinks he knows what labor is bc he passsed a kidney stone once and passed out from the pain and the MALE dr told him that he just experienced the equivalent of childbirth. I keep pointing out that I didnt get to pass out in mine.

DS10, no epidural but small in comparision to you guys 7lbs 1 oz.

DS5, got the epidural but until then so painful bc he has largest head in the world. He was only 7lbs 8oz. But we call him Lukey Bighead too! Since the child was a year old I have not been able to buy cute hats in the toddler section, or even the boys section, yep I had to go straight to the mens dept. From 3mos old he has been off the charts, he also has a condition called hypotonia (low muscle tone in his trunk) that I had to haul his butt everywhere longer bc he didnt sit, crawl or walk when he should. This is why I have no back left!!!!

Luke just turned 5, still in preschool and is bigger than the second grader next door. Can anyone say line backer?????

Luke was mad at me last night bc I passed out at 8 from the pain in my shoulder and DH had to put him to bed, he asked me this morning if I was all better and to not fall asllep anymore bc I HAVE to put him to bed. Drats!