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[LUVMYTINK]

HEY...You went through the labor! You get to us that one forever. When a man passes a stone as big as a bowling ball, he can use that.

Told my DH that when he passed a stone & had the "snip snip" then we might talk.
I have extra guilt to use on my side. Let's just say 2hrs of pushing followed by an emergency c-section. #1DS was 11 lbs. 7oz. with a BIG head 15" & shoulders to match 14 1/2" (we joke that he was born a football player) & I'm only 5'4" with a small frame. And the other 2 kids weren't that much smaller.

 

[LaraK]

Told my DH that when he passed a stone & had the "snip snip" then we might talk.
I have extra guilt to use on my side. Let's just say 2hrs of pushing followed by an emergency c-section. #1DS was 11 lbs. 7oz. with a BIG head 15" & shoulders to match 14 1/2" (we joke that he was born a football player) & I'm only 5'4" with a small frame. And the other 2 kids weren't that much smaller.

Good Lord! I thought my ten pounder was big! I had him ******lly and will never let my husband forget it. My daughter was facing the wrong way so even though she was only 8lbs14oz she gave me a third degree tear...I will never let her live that down either.

ETA...oops, didn't know that was dis inappropriate...thank goodness for the filter.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Told my DH that when he passed a stone & had the "snip snip" then we might talk.
I have extra guilt to use on my side. Let's just say 2hrs of pushing followed by an emergency c-section. #1DS was 11 lbs. 7oz. with a BIG head 15" & shoulders to match 14 1/2" (we joke that he was born a football player) & I'm only 5'4" with a small frame. And the other 2 kids weren't that much smaller.

After an 11 pounder, he/she would have been an ONLY child!!! My 2 just about totalled what 1 of yours was Can we say Epidural PLEASE

Mine were only 6lbs 3oz & 7lbs 7oz - not to say they didn't hurt but they were babies coming out of the utero, not toddlers...yikes!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

ooch. My DD weighed a little over 7 pounds. My DSIL youngest was 14 pounds. He is huge now. He just turned 5 and is as big as his older brother who is 11. My DH husband calls him Lukey T Big Head

 

[LUVMYTINK]

After an 11 pounder, he/she would have been an ONLY child!!! My 2 just about totalled what 1 of yours was Can we say Epidural PLEASE

I did love my epidural till they let it wear off cause it would hamper my ability to push.
The other 2 kids were breezes though, both planned c-sections Had a civilian OB for DD and he said he didn't want to chance her being big too, cause of the tear in my uterus from trying to push #1DS out ( Sorry, I know TMI) she ended up being 9.8. Youngest was 9.2

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Good Lord! I thought my ten pounder was big! I had him ******lly and will never let my husband forget it. My daughter was facing the wrong way so even though she was only 8lbs14oz she gave me a third degree tear...I will never let her live that down either.

ETA...oops, didn't know that was dis inappropriate...thank goodness for the filter.

Don't you love it when you talk to someone else and they say that their child was a big baby when they were born & when you asked them how big they were they say 8lbs. Then the look on their face when you tell them how big your baby was

 

[LUVMYTINK]

My DSIL youngest was 14 pounds.

Even I have to bow down to her

 

[Trentmom]

Told my DH that when he passed a stone & had the "snip snip" then we might talk.
I have extra guilt to use on my side. Let's just say 2hrs of pushing followed by an emergency c-section. #1DS was 11 lbs. 7oz. with a BIG head 15" & shoulders to match 14 1/2" (we joke that he was born a football player) & I'm only 5'4" with a small frame. And the other 2 kids weren't that much smaller.

Holy Carp

 

[disneymom3]

Told my DH that when he passed a stone & had the "snip snip" then we might talk.
I have extra guilt to use on my side. Let's just say 2hrs of pushing followed by an emergency c-section. #1DS was 11 lbs. 7oz. with a BIG head 15" & shoulders to match 14 1/2" (we joke that he was born a football player) & I'm only 5'4" with a small frame. And the other 2 kids weren't that much smaller.

Someone who had a bigger baby than me!! You people are few and far between, I tell ya! My first was c-section at 10 lbs 3 oz. Then the second one was induced at two weeks early and was VBAC at 9lbs 9 oz. He was the little one! Third little dude weighed in at 10 lbs 11 oz. Oh, and that was also a two week early induction. They can gain up to a lb a week at that point. As much as I wish that at some point I could have gone into labor on my own, I didn't want any 13lb baby!

For my loser award today--my children had ice cream for dinner and are now playing video games. They can bill me for the therapy bills later.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

he is h&ll on wheels. They always say if he was the first he would be an only. I think she is just now able to sit with out a pillow under her Her first 2 where not that big. The oldest was 8 pounds the middle was about the same and then came the baby whale. Now mind you she is about 5 feet 6 inches and weighs about 130 pounds wet. She gained only 20 pounds with him

 

[Lintasare]

Told my DH that when he passed a stone & had the "snip snip" then we might talk.
I have extra guilt to use on my side. Let's just say 2hrs of pushing followed by an emergency c-section. #1DS was 11 lbs. 7oz. with a BIG head 15" & shoulders to match 14 1/2" (we joke that he was born a football player) & I'm only 5'4" with a small frame. And the other 2 kids weren't that much smaller.

Ok that is it...I am NEVER having kids. You have scarred me forever with this talk. It's dogs and cats for me from now on.

...now to find some dogs and cats.

 

[LaraK]

My ten pounder was three and a half weeks early...THANK GOD!

I'm just grateful I didn't have to have a C-Section for either of mine...the only time I've been glad I have enormous hips.

 

[Diznotyzed]

My 6'4" BIL is a twin who was 6 lbs 9 oz at birth. His 6'7" TwnB was 9 lbs 6 oz.
This was 45 yrs ago, almost 16 lbs of baby and they didn't know it was twins. Not a C-section. Yikes.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

he is h&ll on wheels. They always say if he was the first he would be an only.

That's what we say about our youngest too.

She gained only 20 pounds with him

I gained about 45 lbs with #1DS (lost all but 15 after he was born) & still trying to drop all the combined baby weight.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

My ten pounder was three and a half weeks early...THANK GOD!

I'm just grateful I didn't have to have a C-Section for either of mine...the only time I've been glad I have enormous hips.

Maybe that's how we became LOSERS. Having our humongous babies wore us out

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

So true. Even if my daughter was not huge. I am just jumping on the loser bus anyway. It is much more fun

 

[It's A Happy Day]

That's what we say about our youngest too.


I gained about 45 lbs with #1DS (lost all but 15 after he was born) & still trying to drop all the combined baby weight.

I LOST weight through BOTH my pregnancies - with DS I gained 12 lost 20 when I had him. With DD I didn't gain anything and lost about 30 after giving birth. BUT, it didn't help that I had toxemia & gestational diabetes with them and on a STRICT diet....I am NOT a fan of chocolate and ate a BAG of Hershey's Miniatures the night after I had DD

 

[Stacerita]

Maybe that's how we became LOSERS. Having our humongous babies wore us out

I can't use that excuse, the sweetpea weighed just over 6 pounds.

 

[LaraK]

Well, I blame my kids for killing my brain cells all the time.

 

[bavaria]

Well, I blame my kids for killing my brain cells all the time.

so what excuse can I use?