The LOSER thread..we've moved...new address and directions on the last page

[LaraK]

Lots of losers have big kids....wonder if there's a connection.

Morning losers...my kid didn't sleep last night so I'm exhausted and my back is still killing me. I have to see how much traction that gets me around here today.

 

[Mkrop]

Lots of losers have big kids....wonder if there's a connection.

Morning losers...my kid didn't sleep last night so I'm exhausted and my back is still killing me. I have to see how much traction that gets me around here today.

That was me yesterday. Hence why I collapsed so early. Good luck.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

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So I'm home from the Pool Party Ariel Themed Winner Hosted Birthday Bash. Can I tell you that all the other moms wore makeup to go to the six year old's party? To heck with that! I wore clothes that matched. I figured I was ahead of the game. I looked around the room at the perfectly quaffed crowd (is that how you spell it) and wanted to smack them all. They were also all about 10 years younger than me.

I went to the Y for my kids BB games, looked around the stands.. besides the guy with the Marines t-shirt, I was the only one with a designed t-shirt...Mickey Mouse to be exact..Every one else had on normal shirts or sweaters, looking like mature adults. Here I am quite mature (in age anyway) and I have on a child's icon.. I tucked it in, at least..

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Okay you win. So if one of us losers do this much work in a day does that mean we are covered for hard work for the year? I hope after you help out your friend for six weeks you get to sleep for six weeks I know I would want to

No, but I do get to go to Disney World!! Thirteen days after I get done at the lodge, I'm leaving for the World. As of now, I have 14 days left at the lodge. Then I'll get the house all hosed down and my suitcases packed. About two weeks after the vacation, I'll have to get our seafood place ready to open. Then it's back to 14 hour days again.

Lots of losers have big kids....wonder if there's a connection.

Morning losers...my kid didn't sleep last night so I'm exhausted and my back is still killing me. I have to see how much traction that gets me around here today.

Aw, sorry your back still hurts. Tell hubby you had the kid all night, so he gets to have them all day. Then you can go take a nap!

 

[Lintasare]

I went to the Y for my kids BB games, looked around the stands.. besides the guy with the Marines t-shirt, I was the only one with a designed t-shirt...Mickey Mouse to be exact..Every one else had on normal shirts or sweaters, looking like mature adults. Here I am quite mature (in age anyway) and I have on a child's icon.. I tucked it in, at least..

I only tuck in my shirts for work. And even then most of my work shirts I can get away without tucking them in.

 

[LaraK]

If I tuck my shirts in people will realize I wear "mom" jeans.

 

[Briarmom]

Ignoring the talk of shirts that can be tucked in and mom jeans.

I so did nothing all day. Tomorrow is crazy. French, Spanish, Scouts...I'm going to be on base all day. I really wish I hadn't signed up ds for scouts. It is a horrid experience.

 

[Stacerita]

I haven't tucked in a shirt since I was in jr. high.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

If I tuck my shirts in people will realize I wear "mom" jeans.

What the heck are mom jeans? Are they the ones with elastic waistbands instead of buttons and zippers? Or are they the ones that are really high in the waist?

Because I'm a mom, and I wear jeans, and I just wanna make sure...

 

[LaraK]

They're the high waisted jeans that hide my "mom pouch". They also have a tapered leg and a little stretch in them. I'm a walking fashion don't.


Bomb...you have my sincere apologies that I have posted such terrible things here. Have an extra drink on me (right before scouts would be a good time)

 

[bavaria]

I'm not a mom and I don't have mom jeans....

but I may have a 'mom pouch'... I prefer to think of it as a 'chocolate pouch'

 

[Trentmom]

Good Afternoon Losers


I had a winner moment this morning and washed all the dishes in my sink.

Then, I wiped down the front of my dishwasher as it was pretty gross and I kept forgetting

Then, I cleaned my island in my kitchen, you know the catch all place for all of our stuff and get this,I moved everything and just didn't clean around everything, you know spot cleaning, not sure, what came over for me

Well, that is enough work for me for today, so here I sit Dising and watching one of my fave movies, Serial Mom

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I'm not a mom and I don't have mom jeans....

but I may have a 'mom pouch'... I prefer to think of it as a 'chocolate pouch'

I want you to know that I have wonderful vision, but even I had to stand up and put my nose on the monitor to read that!!!

 

[LaraK]

I want you to know that I have wonderful vision, but even I had to stand up and put my nose on the monitor to read that!!!

highlighting is your friend!

 

[Trentmom]

MI-5 forbids me to share that information...

But I just spent five glorious weeks in Manhattan!

I must have missed something a while back.

Why do you live in a hotel? Is it military related?

 

[bavaria]

In an effort not to have my cover blown by enquiring posters, I may need to exit this thread....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MI-5

 

[Lintasare]

I don't have mom jeans or a mom pouch...but I do have a purse you can fit everything but the kitchen sink in. Need a cough drop? I got it. Got a runny nose? I have tissues and Sudafed. Need tylenol? I got it. Need a pen? I got it. Hungry? I got granola bars and slim fast bars. And somewhere in there I have my wallet, cell phone and MP3 player.

 

[LaraK]

I don't have mom jeans or a mom pouch...but I do have a purse you can fit everything but the kitchen sink in. Need a cough drop? I got it. Got a runny nose? I have tissues and Sudafed. Need tylenol? I got it. Need a pen? I got it. Hungry? I got granola bars and slim fast bars. And somewhere in there I have my wallet, cell phone and MP3 player.

You would have been great on "Let's Make a Deal" at the end when he would say "If you can give me a canceled stamp from England, I'll give you $400"

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Good Afternoon Losers


I had a winner moment this morning and washed all the dishes in my sink.

Then, I wiped down the front of my dishwasher as it was pretty gross and I kept forgetting

Then, I cleaned my island in my kitchen, you know the catch all place for all of our stuff and get this,I moved everything and just didn't clean around everything, you know spot cleaning, not sure, what came over for me

Well, that is enough work for me for today, so here I sit Dising and watching one of my fave movies, Serial Mom

You did all that? And I can't even boil noodles properly. I got a new stove for Christmas, and apparently I haven't learned how to use it. It's one of those glasstop stoves. I'm used to gas stoves with the real fire.

Earlier today I decided that I'd make myself some egg noodles with a little butter over them, since I felt too lazy to cook proper food.

So I take out my pot, add my water, wait for it to boil, then add the egg noodles.

I walk away from the stove, satisfied that the noodles will be fine for two minutes while I check the Dis. Not true. I heard a hissing sound and knew that the pot had boiled over.

Now, if you have a glasstop stove, that is a pain in the @$$. The boiling starch filled water that boiled onto the stove top is now a huge pile of burnt on crap that you have to clean up, but can't clean up for half an hour until the burner cools down enough.

So I move my pot to another burner, leave the pot and head back to the Dis.

You'd think I'd learn my lesson, wouldn't you? But nooooooooo, not this hard headed chick.

One minute later, here comes the hissing sound, and another burnt spot on my stove that needs cleaning.

After three burners, I finally got my noodles. Who would think that boiling noodles for 5 - 7 minutes would end up taking so much work?

 

[Trentmom]

You did all that? And I can't even boil noodles properly. I got a new stove for Christmas, and apparently I haven't learned how to use it. It's one of those glasstop stoves. I'm used to gas stoves with the real fire.

Earlier today I decided that I'd make myself some egg noodles with a little butter over them, since I felt too lazy to cook proper food.

So I take out my pot, add my water, wait for it to boil, then add the egg noodles.

I walk away from the stove, satisfied that the noodles will be fine for two minutes while I check the Dis. Not true. I heard a hissing sound and knew that the pot had boiled over.

Now, if you have a glasstop stove, that is a pain in the @$$. The boiling starch filled water that boiled onto the stove top is now a huge pile of burnt on crap that you have to clean up, but can't clean up for half an hour until the burner cools down enough.

So I move my pot to another burner, leave the pot and head back to the Dis.

You'd think I'd learn my lesson, wouldn't you? But nooooooooo, not this hard headed chick.

One minute later, here comes the hissing sound, and another burnt spot on my stove that needs cleaning.

After three burners, I finally got my noodles. Who would think that boiling noodles for 5 - 7 minutes would end up taking so much work?

I have one of those stoves........

I am forever spilling stuff on it, you are supposed to clean that

I thought when you made the next item on it, it would just burn off whatever you just spilled, right