The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[LucyStorm]

Elaine, honey! Do you need a private duty nurse? I think I could arrange a weekend trip to Columbus. One question though. Weren't you the one that tripped over your cats and fell a while back? You are starting to sound like me woman! ((((hugs)))) and feel better. Tell Luis he has to wait on you hand and foot or the entire Ohio/Michigan contingent of the Ya Ya's will be paying him a visit!

Jodie! If I can't lend an ear or shoulder, I am no kind of friend. Apologies are not necessary. Unfortunately, I never learned many dances outside of the Bump and some square dances, so you will have to teach me. Woo hoo! Doing the happy dance with Jodie!

Thanks Jennifer and all. I am a little fearful of what tomorrow brings, the VP is off, so it will be an interesting day. I am not going to meet with her though without a witness, I will just be so busy all day! We will have final answers to many of our grievances in the next week, but I don't think the VP could tell her in front of us that she had to do the things we wanted. That's only fair, let her save face, and then chew her ***.

32 minutes until Survivor!

Add me to the list of tent and sleeping bag campers. For you wussies out there, I did tell you that my dh sells RV's, didn't I?

Oh, yeah, I forgot to say. DD and DH were threatened/promised another dinner strike tonight if they said one more unkind thing about the dinner I cooked. I cooked mac n cheese-the good kind, and you will remember that they like the cheap crap. All dd did was complain--"you know I like Kraft!" I believe the words "then don't eat" came out of my mouth, but she shut up when I mentioned the dinner strike. DH on the other hand was complaining that there was no meat or protein. HELLO!!!!! What does he think cheese is? Stupid family. Grrrrr.........

 

[iluvorlando]

oh no! another dinner strike! I like mac and cheese. The real stuff only please!

I did tell you that my dh sells RV's

Michele might go camping if we had one of these!

 

[LucyStorm]

The definitive answer as to what men have been scared off (oops I mean appeared) on our thread per the post count record:


yensid1071 129
coqui 6
shep 6
Zurg 4
WillyJ 3
RoqueC 2
yepod 1
UncleKyle 1


I believe we mentioned EROS once, but he has never appeared, he doesn't like fluff unless it is of the belly button variety.

No Dan Murphy either.

Beth, I am sorry that it is your turn. I went through that once, gave back as good as I got, and got in trouble with the powers that be. For some reason, two particular posters and their entourage had it out for me. And you are right, when I started just not letting them bother me, they left me alone. So stay here with the Ya Ya's, we love ya!

 

[LucyStorm]

17 minutes till survivor. Did you all desert me? Am I talking to myself? Am I gratuitously boosting my post count?

 

[Kama89]

Bonnie, Want me to come cook for them? I can assure you, they'd never complain about you and your meals again.

 

[LucyStorm]

Bonnie walks to the middle of the screen and hands Michele a big plate of mac n cheese-the real stuff with the sharp cheese!

 

[LucyStorm]

Why Kim, that sounds like a good reason for you to come to Ohio! Plus you would have the added benefit of we could visit our Ohio and Michigan DIS'ers while you were here!

How fast can you be here?


Bonnie sings: leavin on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.

 

[helenabear]

Sorry guy... I have been wracking my brain on how to figure out the best layout for a schedule for DISCon for my buddy Dan. He's driving me crazy and I think I gave up. I'll just explain my problems with his request to him later and forget it

Yes, I have tripped over my cats and fallen and I have just tripped over nothing and fallen. A personal nurse would be nice

Yes Kim, do come to Ohio... we'll have a blast

Bonnie, I think you ought to go on a strike without warning just to make them realize how good they have it. Heck I'd be thrilled if someone made me mac & cheese no matter how sharp the cheddar is

 

[LucyStorm]

heading out to watch Survivor. See you all in a bit!

 

[lilboo]

...we're almost positive this is the guy, aren't we? And I agree with your sentiments...I feel so lucky to have this little refuge of amazing gals and Jay to come to...thanks Jennifer for starting something special and you all for letting me in a little late in the game.

MORE good news-Bonnie, a raise!!!!WOOOHOO!

Proud mama Kama! 109!?! It doesn't get better does it-ever since your thread about the three carrotsticks I knew he had to be soething unique.

Mmmm Wendy's...I'm glad your bumpity bump wasn't too serious, Elaine...I used to love their chili.

Dipstick! and In our day and age...men can be clueless...and then you're left to shovel up.

Hey Karen...long time no see...and wait a minute!... I made that 'Michele' typo ONCE-and it was a typo...I hope your not confusing me for other folks, hmmm?

Sorry started writing this before dinner and by Bonnie's countdown clock we are nearing SURVIVOR hour.

edited to add: did the above make sense?...in a rush!

 

[Kama89]

How fast can you be here?

I'll get my spandex on... it makes me much speedier. Let me go gas up the WW car, and I'll be on my way.

 

[lilboo]

I hate checking in and having it tagalong at the end of a page...no one sees it.

Anyway...ummm, are we going to hit 2000 posts by evening's end?

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by Kama89
I'll get my spandex on... it makes me much speedier. Let me go gas up the WW car, and I'll be on my way.

Watch for cops

I think they are pretty sure they have their man Jeannie. I've been watching a news conference and it sounds like they have good matches all around. Oh and my dad loves the chili from Wendy's. I must boast here and say I work in the same city where Wendy's was founded Of course it doesn't help since we have them all over the place here

 

[Kama89]

I'm a good girl... no more speeding for me. Mmm... hmmm.. sure.

ROTFL! The three carrot sticks! I forgot all about posting that. We still do the lunches the same way too. One sandwich cut diagonally, a few crackers (there's only like two or three kinds he'll eat though) a juice box and three carrot sticks. I did sneak in a little pineapple the other day....AND he actually ate it. Yep, 109 is pretty cool. Another 4.0 quarter... yeah! I think what I was most pleased with on the card were the behavior grades. The scale is 1-4. One being best and four being: Your kid is a major pain in the butt. She gave him all zeros! Wasn't that sweet!?

Jeannie! I thought I was the only one to hate being the last post on a page!! I hate that!! I can't count the times I've posted something and been stuck down there, and so many times you can tell that your post got completely overlooked!

Oh and another thing Jeannie.... we are so very glad that you joined us here in Ya Ya land!!! Although at one point, I started to have my doubts after that dorky Ewok picture.

 

[Dream]

***Dream's dancin feet have been dancin all day...cautiously...but she has now kicked OFF the shoes, makin some smoothies, gettin jiggy with Jay's band and has no knot in her stomach for the first time in a LONG time!!!!****WOOOHOOOO!!!!!
The cub scouts ran in the door whooping!!! They got him...they got him...no more lockdown!!!! When you are in the mood to celebrate there is nothing like a group of wired 8 year old boys!!!
WRRRRRRRR......recipe for "Guiltless Pleasure"...1 Cup fresh strawberries, 1/2 cup vanilla soy milk, 1/3 cup soft silken tofu, 1 frozen banana, 2 TBSP frozen pineapple juice concentrate...blend until smooth (and if you are Dream tonight, LOADS of pixie dust!!).....Dream walks to the center of the screen with frosty mugs of "guiltless pleasure" for all!!!!

Man Elaine...you sure you're ok? I slipped some extra pixie dust into your mug!

Bonnie!!!! Revenge is sweet my friend....a raise doesn't hurt either!!


WAY TO GO CAM!!! What a guy!! What a Mom!!!

Hi Karen! Hi Michele! Hi Jeanie!! Hi Beth!! Jay? You with us?

Is that Survivor thing over yet?

 

[lilboo]

...if I lived there. Wonderful to see that your dad has such impeccable taste Elaine.

Diagonal cuts-that's the only way I like them too.

Oh Survivor's back on!!!!

 

[helenabear]

You are so funny Jeanie... so now that Survivor is over (it is isn't it?) you going to chat it up here

Jodie, I am fine, but thanks for that extra PD... I can always use it

 

[LucyStorm]

Woo Hoo!!!! They kicked off that jerk Robb There is justice!!!


Now back to your regular programming...

 

[iluvorlando]

Yes!! Robb now don't forget it has two b's!! is gone!! But....did you catch the previews with Jeff saying that this is something entirely different then a merge? Hmmmmmmmm........... I am so glad that Chuay Gam won, when the tribes do merge, I hope they see what a jerk Clay is. They really were gunning for Jan. She is only 53? NO WAY!!

Ok, I have to go fold clothes. Maybe.....

Ah, thank you for the smoothie, Jodie. But do we like silken tofu?

Kim....nice.........you KNOW what I am talking about!!

 

[Kama89]

Kim....nice.........you KNOW what I am talking about!!

You're welcome.