The DDA Trouble Free Zone Part 13

[bear74]

I murdered my science teacher because I hate myself....

















Now before anyone calls the ::cop: on me because they think I am follow the instructions below.

I received this as an email. It can be pretty funny, although mine is quite disturbing - type out the sentence you end up with in a reply and share with us your response.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made and share it with us.

I choked on a birdbath because I was drunk

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I murdered my science teacher because I hate myself....

well..i sang to a spoon because i was drunk..

i hate when i do that

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I am caught up, but having a hard time focusing on anything. In fact I have felt out of sorts all day and with the news of June, I'm just useless. I had so much to post today, but in the realm of all that is going on it is really all trivial.

The boys started school today and all seems well. I will post pictures of Nicky at school when I get a chance.

We will be camping this weekend so I'll probably stop by tomorrow AM then won't be back until Monday PM. Have a great weekend. You all are in my thoughts.

Deb

have a great weekend deb

 

[bear74]

I am caught up, but having a hard time focusing on anything. In fact I have felt out of sorts all day and with the news of June, I'm just useless. I had so much to post today, but in the realm of all that is going on it is really all trivial.

The boys started school today and all seems well. I will post pictures of Nicky at school when I get a chance.

We will be camping this weekend so I'll probably stop by tomorrow AM then won't be back until Monday PM. Have a great weekend. You all are in my thoughts.

Deb

Deb,
Have fun camping see you Monday PM

 

[babytrees]

I am caught up, but having a hard time focusing on anything. In fact I have felt out of sorts all day and with the news of June, I'm just useless. I had so much to post today, but in the realm of all that is going on it is really all trivial.

The boys started school today and all seems well. I will post pictures of Nicky at school when I get a chance.

We will be camping this weekend so I'll probably stop by tomorrow AM then won't be back until Monday PM. Have a great weekend. You all are in my thoughts.

Deb

I think a lot of us had a hard time focusing at work...I know I had a coworker worried about me because I was brushing tears away.

I am glad the first day went well at your house!! You all have the fun my family wants to eventually have camping!!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I think a lot of us had a hard time focusing at work...I know I had a coworker worried about me because I was brushing tears away.

I wasnt even at work, i was home and my dad kept asking me what was wrong

 

[my3princes]

I murdered my science teacher because I hate myself....

















Now before anyone calls the ::cop: on me because they think I am follow the instructions below.

I received this as an email. It can be pretty funny, although mine is quite disturbing - type out the sentence you end up with in a reply and share with us your response.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made and share it with us.

I danced with a spoon because the voices told me too.

Deb

 

[skoopman]

I said hello on a separate thread but was encouraged to come by here and introduce myself as well. I have been lurking here for a month or two so it is well past time.

My name is Suzanne and I have two beautiful kids. Michelle, 6, is the reason we are going to WDW in October. She was diagnosed June 1, 2005 with Aplastic Anemia, her body wasn't making blood cells. After trying some drugs which didn't work, she had to have a bone marrow transplant, November 11, 2005. We live in California but decided to have the transplant in Wisconsin. Michelle had some complications that kept us there longer than we hoped. We ended up staying there for 9 months. DH was there off and on and my mom brought DS out. My son Ian, (will be 4 Sep 11) had a hard time this past year with mommy and sister being gone so much. He came to visit but it wasn't the same as having us home.

Make A Wish granted Michelle's wish to go to Walt Disney World! We will be there October 7-15 and are staying at the Poly! The kids are thrilled and can't wait to go down the volcano slide. I have some special events planned for them, tea with Sleeping Beauty for Michelle and I and a pirate cruise for Ian. We are looking forward to spending some quality time together as a family.

Anyways, I came here to get some cool creative ideas. The trip is getting close enough I need to start working on things before time gets away from me. I am looking forward to meeting some new friends and getting some new ideas.

Suzanne

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I danced with a spoon because the voices told me too.

Deb

do you always listen to those voices

 

[ReAnSt]

I also got this email today.

Subject: scarey story
>
> A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
>
> when behind him he hears:
>
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
> an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
>
BUMP...
>

> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>

> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
> quickly behind him
>
> FASTER...
>
> FASTER...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
> slams and locks the door behind him.
>
> However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
> clapping
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> on his heels, the terrified man runs.
>
> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
> pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
>
> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
>
> Bumping and clapping toward him.
>
> The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
> but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
>
> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
>
> and,
>
>
> (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
>
>
> The coffin stops!
>
> ( Oh shut up...I thought it was funny )

 

[KMH1]

I kicked a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

Good night all!

 

[tmfranlk]

Alrighty then, I guess I am off to bed. I have a chance to sleep in tomorrow, but I'm willing to bet that's the day Terra will decide to get up early. Good night all. For those leaving town, have a great long weekend!

And with that...
I choked on a goat because I hate myself.

 

[my3princes]

I said hello on a separate thread but was encouraged to come by here and introduce myself as well. I have been lurking here for a month or two so it is well past time.

My name is Suzanne and I have two beautiful kids. Michelle, 6, is the reason we are going to WDW in October. She was diagnosed June 1, 2005 with Aplastic Anemia, her body wasn't making blood cells. After trying some drugs which didn't work, she had to have a bone marrow transplant, November 11, 2005. We live in California but decided to have the transplant in Wisconsin. Michelle had some complications that kept us there longer than we hoped. We ended up staying there for 9 months. DH was there off and on and my mom brought DS out. My son Ian, (will be 4 Sep 11) had a hard time this past year with mommy and sister being gone so much. He came to visit but it wasn't the same as having us home.

Make A Wish granted Michelle's wish to go to Walt Disney World! We will be there October 7-15 and are staying at the Poly! The kids are thrilled and can't wait to go down the volcano slide. I have some special events planned for them, tea with Sleeping Beauty for Michelle and I and a pirate cruise for Ian. We are looking forward to spending some quality time together as a family.

Anyways, I came here to get some cool creative ideas. The trip is getting close enough I need to start working on things before time gets away from me. I am looking forward to meeting some new friends and getting some new ideas.

Suzanne

Welcome Suzanne. Is Michelle doing better now? That is so tough and she is so young. I hope to get to know you and I hope you join our little community.

Deb

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I said hello on a separate thread but was encouraged to come by here and introduce myself as well. I have been lurking here for a month or two so it is well past time.

My name is Suzanne and I have two beautiful kids. Michelle, 6, is the reason we are going to WDW in October. She was diagnosed June 1, 2005 with Aplastic Anemia, her body wasn't making blood cells. After trying some drugs which didn't work, she had to have a bone marrow transplant, November 11, 2005. We live in California but decided to have the transplant in Wisconsin. Michelle had some complications that kept us there longer than we hoped. We ended up staying there for 9 months. DH was there off and on and my mom brought DS out. My son Ian, (will be 4 Sep 11) had a hard time this past year with mommy and sister being gone so much. He came to visit but it wasn't the same as having us home.

Make A Wish granted Michelle's wish to go to Walt Disney World! We will be there October 7-15 and are staying at the Poly! The kids are thrilled and can't wait to go down the volcano slide. I have some special events planned for them, tea with Sleeping Beauty for Michelle and I and a pirate cruise for Ian. We are looking forward to spending some quality time together as a family.

Anyways, I came here to get some cool creative ideas. The trip is getting close enough I need to start working on things before time gets away from me. I am looking forward to meeting some new friends and getting some new ideas.

Suzanne

Hi Suzanne and welcome to our little thread! I am glad you guys are going to be able to have the family time in Disney..im sure your kids are going to have a ball! It sounds like you have some great things planned and im sure it will be a great time!
I cant help with any of the designing, but stick around and chat with us--we have alot of fun!! by the way, im jen!

 

[babytrees]

I wasnt even at work, i was home and my dad kept asking me what was wrong

I didn't mean to type the "at work"......must be on my brain!!!

 

[my3princes]

do you always listen to those voices

Of course, if the voices are in "my head" then how could they be wrong?
























Deb

 

[babytrees]

I said hello on a separate thread but was encouraged to come by here and introduce myself as well. I have been lurking here for a month or two so it is well past time.

My name is Suzanne and I have two beautiful kids. Michelle, 6, is the reason we are going to WDW in October. She was diagnosed June 1, 2005 with Aplastic Anemia, her body wasn't making blood cells. After trying some drugs which didn't work, she had to have a bone marrow transplant, November 11, 2005. We live in California but decided to have the transplant in Wisconsin. Michelle had some complications that kept us there longer than we hoped. We ended up staying there for 9 months. DH was there off and on and my mom brought DS out. My son Ian, (will be 4 Sep 11) had a hard time this past year with mommy and sister being gone so much. He came to visit but it wasn't the same as having us home.

Make A Wish granted Michelle's wish to go to Walt Disney World! We will be there October 7-15 and are staying at the Poly! The kids are thrilled and can't wait to go down the volcano slide. I have some special events planned for them, tea with Sleeping Beauty for Michelle and I and a pirate cruise for Ian. We are looking forward to spending some quality time together as a family.

Anyways, I came here to get some cool creative ideas. The trip is getting close enough I need to start working on things before time gets away from me. I am looking forward to meeting some new friends and getting some new ideas.

Suzanne

Welcome!!

This is the place for both new friends and ideas!! (a little chatting happens too!! )

Sounds like Walt Disney World is the right place for you all right now!!!

 

[bear74]

I said hello on a separate thread but was encouraged to come by here and introduce myself as well. I have been lurking here for a month or two so it is well past time.

My name is Suzanne and I have two beautiful kids. Michelle, 6, is the reason we are going to WDW in October. She was diagnosed June 1, 2005 with Aplastic Anemia, her body wasn't making blood cells. After trying some drugs which didn't work, she had to have a bone marrow transplant, November 11, 2005. We live in California but decided to have the transplant in Wisconsin. Michelle had some complications that kept us there longer than we hoped. We ended up staying there for 9 months. DH was there off and on and my mom brought DS out. My son Ian, (will be 4 Sep 11) had a hard time this past year with mommy and sister being gone so much. He came to visit but it wasn't the same as having us home.

Make A Wish granted Michelle's wish to go to Walt Disney World! We will be there October 7-15 and are staying at the Poly! The kids are thrilled and can't wait to go down the volcano slide. I have some special events planned for them, tea with Sleeping Beauty for Michelle and I and a pirate cruise for Ian. We are looking forward to spending some quality time together as a family.

Anyways, I came here to get some cool creative ideas. The trip is getting close enough I need to start working on things before time gets away from me. I am looking forward to meeting some new friends and getting some new ideas.

Suzanne

Hi Suzanne,
Welcome to our family

 

[Blueeyes101817]

Of course, if the voices are in "my head" then how could they be wrong?



Deb

haha deb..well theres a thought to ponder for the night

 

[my3princes]

I need to be up again at 6:30 AM and have lots of packing and cleaning to do before 2 PM. Talk with you all in the AM.

Deb