The DDA Trouble Free Zone Part 13

[KMH1]

Welcome Suzanne!

But that scary Bruce in your avatar is going to make me uneasy every time you post...I'm afraid of sharks!

Wait, did I just share a weakness with you all? Who's going to be evil and post pictures of sharks for me to wake up to?

 

[bear74]

I kicked a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

Good night all!

night Amy

 

[babytrees]

Of course, if the voices are in "my head" then how could they be wrong?
























Deb

 

[Blueeyes101817]

I also got this email today.

Subject: scarey story
>
> A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
>
> when behind him he hears:
>
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
> an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
>
BUMP...
>

> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>

> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
> quickly behind him
>
> FASTER...
>
> FASTER...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> BUMP...
>
> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
> slams and locks the door behind him.
>
> However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
> clapping
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> clappity-BUMP...
>
> on his heels, the terrified man runs.
>
> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
> pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
>
> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
>
> Bumping and clapping toward him.
>
> The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
> but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
>
> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
>
> and,
>
>
> (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)
>
>
> The coffin stops!
>
> ( Oh shut up...I thought it was funny )

i was trying to see where that one was going to end up....never heard that one!!!

 

[bear74]

Alrighty then, I guess I am off to bed. I have a chance to sleep in tomorrow, but I'm willing to bet that's the day Terra will decide to get up early. Good night all. For those leaving town, have a great long weekend!

And with that...
I choked on a goat because I hate myself.

night Tia

 

[Blueeyes101817]

Welcome Suzanne!

But that scary Bruce in your avatar is going to make me uneasy every time you post...I'm afraid of sharks!

Wait, did I just share a weakness with you all? Who's going to be evil and post pictures of sharks for me to wake up to?

not me..im a nice one..for now
Nite amy!!

 

[bear74]

Welcome Suzanne!

But that scary Bruce in your avatar is going to make me uneasy every time you post...I'm afraid of sharks!

Wait, did I just share a weakness with you all? Who's going to be evil and post pictures of sharks for me to wake up to?

Yep you did. Of course Dawn's not around to get you back for the several postings of panda you did.
Hmm do I want to be nice.hmm

 

[ReAnSt]

Another email that I received.

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

.

The Moral of the story?

The "a$$hole" is usually in charge



If you don't send this to at least 8 people ....

who gives a $hit

 

[ReAnSt]

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

"And blood was everywhere,"

"The sirens screamed out eulogies,"

For death was in the air.

"A mother, trapped inside her car,"

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

"She struggled to get free,"

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

"On where the back seat once had been,"

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

"She did not hear them cry, "

"And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "

"Oh, God, don't let them die! "

Then firemen came and cut her loose, "

"But when they searched the back, "

"They found therein no little boys, "

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

"And was traveling alone, "

"But when they turned to question her, "

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

"In beseeching supplication, "

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

"Their jeans are blue to match.""

"One cop spoke up, ""They're in my car, "

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

"And gave them each a cone, "

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

"I've searched the area high and low, "

But I can't find their dad.

"He must have fled the scene, "

"I guess, and that is very bad."

"The mother hugged the twins and said, "

"While wiping at a tear, "

"He could not flee the scene, you see, "

"For he's been dead a year."

"The cop just looked confused and asked, "

"Now, how can that be true? "

"The boys said, ""Mommy, Daddy came "

"And left a kiss for you."" "

He told us not to worry

"And that you would be all right, "

And then he put us in this car with

"The pretty, flashing light. "

"We wanted him to stay with us, "

"Because we miss him so, "

"But Mommy, he just hugged us tight "

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

"And told us not to fuss, "

"And he said to tell you, Mommy, "

"He's watching over us."

The mother knew without a doubt

"That what they spoke was true, "

"For she recalled their dad's last words, "

" I will watch over you."

The firemen's notes could not explain

"The twisted, mangled car, "

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

"But on the cop's report was scribed, "

"In print so very fine, "

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.

 

[ReAnSt]

Prayers needed for June...​

I just got off the phone with Melanie, June's daughter. One of the tests came back with a result that is not good. It appears that June has lung cancer. They are waiting for a return call/visit from the oncologist. Meanwhile, cards and prayers and thoughts and pixie dust will help, I know. I really don't know anything more than that. When I do I will certainly let y'all know. Please PM this to anyone that you think might not see it on here.

Done

Sending tons of prayers, and to June and her family.

 

[babytrees]

Yep you did. Of course Dawn's not around to get you back for the several postings of panda you did.
Hmm do I want to be nice.hmm

I can't figure out how to move clip art from one place to here....otherwise there would already be really cute pic's of sharks up!!

 

[Blueeyes101817]

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

"And blood was everywhere,"

"The sirens screamed out eulogies,"

For death was in the air.

"A mother, trapped inside her car,"

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

"She struggled to get free,"

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

"On where the back seat once had been,"

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

"She did not hear them cry, "

"And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "

"Oh, God, don't let them die! "

Then firemen came and cut her loose, "

"But when they searched the back, "

"They found therein no little boys, "

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

"And was traveling alone, "

"But when they turned to question her, "

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

"In beseeching supplication, "

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

"Their jeans are blue to match.""

"One cop spoke up, ""They're in my car, "

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

"And gave them each a cone, "

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

"I've searched the area high and low, "

But I can't find their dad.

"He must have fled the scene, "

"I guess, and that is very bad."

"The mother hugged the twins and said, "

"While wiping at a tear, "

"He could not flee the scene, you see, "

"For he's been dead a year."

"The cop just looked confused and asked, "

"Now, how can that be true? "

"The boys said, ""Mommy, Daddy came "

"And left a kiss for you."" "

He told us not to worry

"And that you would be all right, "

And then he put us in this car with

"The pretty, flashing light. "

"We wanted him to stay with us, "

"Because we miss him so, "

"But Mommy, he just hugged us tight "

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

"And told us not to fuss, "

"And he said to tell you, Mommy, "

"He's watching over us."

The mother knew without a doubt

"That what they spoke was true, "

"For she recalled their dad's last words, "

" I will watch over you."

The firemen's notes could not explain

"The twisted, mangled car, "

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

"But on the cop's report was scribed, "

"In print so very fine, "

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.

ive read that one before and it gives me chills every time

 

[babytrees]

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

......
He said someday we'd understand

"And told us not to fuss, "

"And he said to tell you, Mommy, "

"He's watching over us."

The mother knew without a doubt

"That what they spoke was true, "

"For she recalled their dad's last words, "

" I will watch over you."

The firemen's notes could not explain

"The twisted, mangled car, "

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

"But on the cop's report was scribed, "

"In print so very fine, "

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.

this one was great!!

 

[tinker1bell]

I murdered my science teacher because I hate myself....

















Now before anyone calls the ::cop: on me because they think I am follow the instructions below.

I received this as an email. It can be pretty funny, although mine is quite disturbing - type out the sentence you end up with in a reply and share with us your response.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made and share it with us.

I danced with an ipod because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

OMG too cute

 

[bear74]

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light

That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

"And blood was everywhere,"

"The sirens screamed out eulogies,"

For death was in the air.

"A mother, trapped inside her car,"

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

"Oh, God, please spare my boys!"

She fought to loose her pinned hands;

"She struggled to get free,"

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

"On where the back seat once had been,"

But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

"She did not hear them cry, "

"And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "

"Oh, God, don't let them die! "

Then firemen came and cut her loose, "

"But when they searched the back, "

"They found therein no little boys, "

But the seat belts were intact.

They thought the woman had gone mad

"And was traveling alone, "

"But when they turned to question her, "

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild

And screaming above the noise

"In beseeching supplication, "

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

"Their jeans are blue to match.""

"One cop spoke up, ""They're in my car, "

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

"And gave them each a cone, "

Then told them both to wait for Mom

To come and take them home.

"I've searched the area high and low, "

But I can't find their dad.

"He must have fled the scene, "

"I guess, and that is very bad."

"The mother hugged the twins and said, "

"While wiping at a tear, "

"He could not flee the scene, you see, "

"For he's been dead a year."

"The cop just looked confused and asked, "

"Now, how can that be true? "

"The boys said, ""Mommy, Daddy came "

"And left a kiss for you."" "

He told us not to worry

"And that you would be all right, "

And then he put us in this car with

"The pretty, flashing light. "

"We wanted him to stay with us, "

"Because we miss him so, "

"But Mommy, he just hugged us tight "

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

"And told us not to fuss, "

"And he said to tell you, Mommy, "

"He's watching over us."

The mother knew without a doubt

"That what they spoke was true, "

"For she recalled their dad's last words, "

" I will watch over you."

The firemen's notes could not explain

"The twisted, mangled car, "

And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.

"But on the cop's report was scribed, "

"In print so very fine, "

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.

this brought tears to my eyes

 

[MinnieMouseMom]

Hi Kelli,
How is Kaelyn liking school?
Where hoping June gets out of the hospital soon.

Jennifer! Kaelyn doesn't start till Tuesday, but she's driving me nuts organizing her binder, etc. and reorganizing and reorganizing.....you get the picture. LOL

 

[bear74]

I can't figure out how to move clip art from one place to here....otherwise there would already be really cute pic's of sharks up!!

you have to load it to your photbucket account then post it hear.

 

[babytrees]

you have to load it to your photbucket account then post it hear.

OHHHHH!!! Dang nabbutt!! Photobucket and my ISP do not talk to each other well!! I'll have to do it at work!!

 

[tinker1bell]

I said hello on a separate thread but was encouraged to come by here and introduce myself as well. I have been lurking here for a month or two so it is well past time.

My name is Suzanne and I have two beautiful kids. Michelle, 6, is the reason we are going to WDW in October. She was diagnosed June 1, 2005 with Aplastic Anemia, her body wasn't making blood cells. After trying some drugs which didn't work, she had to have a bone marrow transplant, November 11, 2005. We live in California but decided to have the transplant in Wisconsin. Michelle had some complications that kept us there longer than we hoped. We ended up staying there for 9 months. DH was there off and on and my mom brought DS out. My son Ian, (will be 4 Sep 11) had a hard time this past year with mommy and sister being gone so much. He came to visit but it wasn't the same as having us home.

Make A Wish granted Michelle's wish to go to Walt Disney World! We will be there October 7-15 and are staying at the Poly! The kids are thrilled and can't wait to go down the volcano slide. I have some special events planned for them, tea with Sleeping Beauty for Michelle and I and a pirate cruise for Ian. We are looking forward to spending some quality time together as a family.

Anyways, I came here to get some cool creative ideas. The trip is getting close enough I need to start working on things before time gets away from me. I am looking forward to meeting some new friends and getting some new ideas.

Suzanne

Welcome Suzanne
such good news for Michelle. My friend Stephanie (steffy) stayed at the Poly. you will love it. We have lots of terrific designers here. Please stick around.

 

[Blueeyes101817]

k match is almost over..goodnight ladies!