Steppesister
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In which case you must look them in eyes and say in your sternest British accent "Let us have no meandering." Then turn and walk away.
Preferably in the direction of a refreshment cart.
A pressed penny machine would be good.
A bathroom would be even better. Especially if you pass out some Flush Rating score cards and insist everyone critique the facilities. And yell LOUDLY that they forgot their urinal cake right before they walk in.
Ok, so if it's refreshments we are headed to, then might I suggest jalepeno cream cheese pretzels? Dole Whips? or dare I put forth the most delectable of all snacks: Rice Cream from Norway? Yes, there will once again be a post at some point on snacks on our radar.... Please contain your excitement.
Pressed pennies. Yes, I do my research. Yes, there will be pressed pennies in our future.
You already know how bathrooms hold my rapt attention. I am immature. What can I say? But you, my friend, take bathroom entertainment to new and wholly exciting levels. I obviously have more yet to learn.
I'm not quite sure yet how I feel about urinal cakes and snacks being in the same post...