All I've got to say is this year is already better than last year.

OMG, we were on the floor with a couple of the auditions. Last year the really bad people weren't funny.... they were tragic.
I took some quick notes (when I could see through my tears of laughter

) so here ya go.
Joey, the guy who lost 200+ pounds was pretty good... thought he had a nice voice.
Melanie, the Taylor back up singer, was no Melinda Doolittle. An OK voice but nothing special.
Angela Martin who had the handicapped daughter was better than most.
Chrissy from Oregon (kick boxer) was exceptional. She sang Amazing Grace.
Chris, the thin black guy at the end of the show, was probably my favorite of the night. His voice really mooooooved me.
The last girl (Nanny) was OK.
Quote of the night: From Youka (sp?) , guy from Egypt I want to love her from the hair to the *******. I know the filter isn't going to let me put that word in.
At the time I thought the guy with the really deep voice who sang Go Down Moses would be the funniest audition of the night. Honestly, we were crying here. I'm cracking up as I'm typing this!
But then the stalker guy came on and made me sorry that I didn't tape the show. If I was Columbo, I'd Peter Falk you.

I hope someone gets that up on
YouTube.
So I thought it was a good start. Simon was mostly civil. Paula was demure and Randy was being Randy.

I had no favorites. No one really stood out for me or was in any way different. Perhaps Star Wars girl had a point.
Can't wait for tonight