Tagless Dis'ers / Formerly Tagless Dis'ers UNITE! - Part II

[creativeamanda]

I think it is cooler to NOT have a tag!

Krissalee, you and I could start our own club of cool people.

Granted, there will only be 2 members of our club, but it will be cool nonetheless.

 

[Krissalee]

Krissalee, I think you have just become my newest bestest friend in all the whole pee catching world!

That was my entire motivation - thank you! We can have our own club.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Krissalee, you and I could start our own club of cool people.

Granted, there will only be 2 members of our club, but it will be cool nonetheless.

What about moi? Can I join? I promise not to chase you with my soup ladle!!

 

[LegoMom3]

Ok, I challenge the Tag Fairy to come up with a tag for Smileybug that has scrolling farts!!!!!

<------- Maybe she could have this guy scrolling across the space!

Well I'm on a roll now....

Moms - these are for you!!

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[Krissalee]

Krissalee, you and I could start our own club of cool people.

Granted, there will only be 2 members of our club, but it will be cool nonetheless.

You just read my mind!!!!

 

[MomsOf2boys]

I'll be signing off soon myself. One of my cats has taken it upon herself to act as my hat this eveing. And my neck's starting to hurt. She's, um, hefty.

So, I'm watching a commercial right now. Paula Deen is in it. Have you guys ever watch her on the Food Network? I don't know how this woman is still alive. Her recipes call for so much sugar and fat I just can't comprehend it. Somehow, even things that are supposed to be generally healthy, the woman can turn into a 10,000 calorie-a-thon.

"Hi, I'm Paula Deen and today we're going to make fruit smoothies. Ok, so to start, lets get two sticks of butter, a cup of sugar and 3 cups of heavy cream into the blender..."

Seriously. My heart turned in its resignation the last time I watched her make a sandwich.

Maybe your scrolly should be a cat hat! I have watched Paula Deen. My hairdresser sounds just like her if you have your eyes closed. I keep waiting for her to wash my hair with Buttah...

 

[creativeamanda]

Okay, gotta tell you what my dd5 did this week.

Knowing my dh's propensity to not do well getting the kids ready for school, I called to check on them. No one answered, so I figured he was in the show and would call back in afew minutes. Meanwhile, at the same time at home, dd5 sees the caller id and runs to tell her daddy, "The school called." (Which was really me). 10 minutes later, he calls me and says, "I give up."

"What do you mean, dear?" I ask, but I know something bad is coming. 5 Minutes after I call home, dd5 comes into the bathroom and tells her daddy, "I'm going to call 911 AGAIN". What the hey?!?

Sure enough, dh checks the caller id to see that indeed, the county rescue squad has attempted to call the house back. Boo decided when her dad did not want to call "the school" (me) back, she would just try to call herself. But the only number she knew was. . . .


911.

She called, and when they answered, she hung up.

They called. No one answered.

A deputy and fire truck were on dispatch to our house and thanks to my realization that we needed to call our neighbor (an investigator for the sheriff's department), they were quickly called off.

Lesson learned: dh no longer takes the kids to school. I think he's learned that if he messes things up enough I won't ask him to do it any more.

After all, the last time he took the kids to school, when he got them there the same child had no shoes on. Guess who had to leave work to get her some shoes?

 

[MomsOf2boys]

With all of the chatting we did last night NONE OF US GOT A SCROLLING TAG!!

I actually came on this evening and looked by everyone's names to see if you got a new tag scrolly or not.... NOPE! how sad... the tag fairy would have loved to read our last nights chatter.

 

[creativeamanda]

What about moi? Can I join? I promise not to chase you with my soup ladle!!

Sure. . .it's always nice to have a fellow North Carolinian

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Okay, gotta tell you what my dd5 did this week.

Knowing my dh's propensity to not do well getting the kids ready for school, I called to check on them. No one answered, so I figured he was in the show and would call back in afew minutes. Meanwhile, at the same time at home, dd5 sees the caller id and runs to tell her daddy, "The school called." (Which was really me). 10 minutes later, he calls me and says, "I give up."

"What do you mean, dear?" I ask, but I know something bad is coming. 5 Minutes after I call home, dd5 comes into the bathroom and tells her daddy, "I'm going to call 911 AGAIN". What the hey?!?

Sure enough, dh checks the caller id to see that indeed, the county rescue squad has attempted to call the house back. Boo decided when her dad did not want to call "the school" (me) back, she would just try to call herself. But the only number she knew was. . . .


911.

She called, and when they answered, she hung up.

They called. No one answered.

A deputy and fire truck were on dispatch to our house and thanks to my realization that we needed to call our neighbor (an investigator for the sheriff's department), they were quickly called off.

Lesson learned: dh no longer takes the kids to school. I think he's learned that if he messes things up enough I won't ask him to do it any more.

After all, the last time he took the kids to school, when he got them there the same child had no shoes on. Guess who had to leave work to get her some shoes?

OH MY GOODNESS!!!! That is terrible!!!!!!!!!!! At least she knows 911!

 

[creativeamanda]

Ok, I challenge the Tag Fairy to come up with a tag for Smileybug that has scrolling farts!!!!!

<------- Maybe she could have this guy scrolling across the space!

Well I'm on a roll now....

Moms - these are for you!!

.

Love the smiley for smileybug, and my vote is for the 1st one for moms. Now if there were a pole near that smiley, it would be purfect.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Sure. . .it's always nice to have a fellow North Carolinian

Woohoo! Are you near my neck of the woods? My family comes in from Florida and is so suprised by the "country like folk" call it North Cackalackee.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Love the smiley for smileybug, and my vote is for the 1st one for moms. Now if there were a pole near that smiley, it would be purfect.

I'm not much of a urinal expert as I don't carry that equiptment with me, but I do love the other two pee smiles.

 

[creativeamanda]

OH MY GOODNESS!!!! That is terrible!!!!!!!!!!! At least she knows 911!

Yep, and she knows my cell phone number now, as well. Our neighbor thought it was hilarious. Apparently this is common, but I no longer have faith in dh's ability to get the kids ready for school by himself. He does everything so well, but when it comes to getting them ready for school, everytime he does it, the world falls apart at home.

I won't even go into the time I had to be in Columbia, SC for a conference and he fed the kids chocolate chip cookies for dinner.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Ok, I challenge the Tag Fairy to come up with a tag for Smileybug that has scrolling farts!!!!!

<------- Maybe she could have this guy scrolling across the space!

Well I'm on a roll now....

Moms - these are for you!!

.

Maybe i can find a North Pole avatar and change the writing to say Pee Pole.

 

[creativeamanda]

Woohoo! Are you near my neck of the woods? My family comes in from Florida and is so suprised by the "country like folk" call it North Cackalackee.

Nope--I'm on the other side of the state. But one of my best friends just moved to Pineville. I live between Lumberton and Myrtle Beach off of 74.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Yep, and she knows my cell phone number now, as well. Our neighbor thought it was hilarious. Apparently this is common, but I no longer have faith in dh's ability to get the kids ready for school by himself. He does everything so well, but when it comes to getting them ready for school, everytime he does it, the world falls apart at home.

I won't even go into the time I had to be in Columbia, SC for a conference and he fed the kids chocolate chip cookies for dinner.

Awwww... did he at least give them milk to go with it? If it did it with a chewable vitamin then all is well.

 

[MomsOf2boys]

Nope--I'm on the other side of the state. But one of my best friends just moved to Pineville. I live between Lumberton and Myrtle Beach off of 74.

Cool as heck!!

 

[Krissalee]

Krissalee, you and I could start our own club of cool people.

Granted, there will only be 2 members of our club, but it will be cool nonetheless.

Instead of a club, we should be a gang - it's more tough!

 

[Krissalee]

What about moi? Can I join? I promise not to chase you with my soup ladle!!

You can be part of the gang!