And just because I really loved seeing other people’s welcome stuff, I’m including mine for your reading pleasure:
Welcome!
Welcome to Walt Disney World! We are so glad that you are here to share in our special day. We hope that your travels weren’t too taxing (and our sympathies if a) your airline lost your bag; b) you waited 6 hours on the tarmac or c) you were detained by security for saying something vague about your suitcases). No matter what, though, you’re here in the most magical place on Earth, ready to spend your weekend at Sungela’s wedding extravaganza.
There’s a lot to do at Disney, and we have a lot planned for you. Please read over the information provided in this folder, including schedules detailing where you need to be and when, important contact info, and fun/ interesting/mildly amusing Disney facts. Please note that Disney is a stickler for punctuality, so make every attempt to be early to all scheduled events. Our wedding planner has warned that the show waits for no one, including the brides! Besides, you wouldn’t want to risk angering either of the Bridezillas, would you?
Once again, we are thrilled that you are here for us. We know you have many choices for vacations and destination weddings, and the fact that you chose ours means a lot.
All our love,
Sunny & Angela
Bad joke of the day:
A man says to his psychiatrist: "Doc, you gotta help me. In the middle of the day, I get the feeling that I am the real Mickey Mouse. Sometimes, I feel I've turned into Donald Duck."
The doctor replies, "How long have you had these Disney spells?"
Sungela’s Disney Tips
We might not be full-fledged Disney experts, but we’ve been around the World a few times, and we figured you might want to know what to do with the few minutes that we haven’t overscheduled with wedding funness. Forthwith, our magical Disney tips:
Downtown Disney
Who says that Walt Disney World is all about the parks? Pish posh! The most fun you can have in Orlando doesn’t even cost $100. Take a stroll around Downtown Disney. You can get a calorific bite to eat at Ghirardelli, peruse for overpriced Disney tzotchkes at the
Disney Store, and even get dolled up to look like a princess (bridesmen, we’re looking at you). For the shopping-haters, the AMC Pleasure Island 24 offers all the newest releases, including Kung Fu Panda…
Mini Golf
When Disney’s famous Imagineers plot out 18 holes of golf, you know it has to be something special. And the best part is, you don’t need a rental car to get there! Just ask your concierge for a free taxi voucher, and you’re on your way for free. We particularly recommend the Fantasia Gardens Miniature Golf Course next to the Dolphin Resort. It’s the “hippo-est golf around” (I promise, I didn’t make that up).
Disney Quest
It’s late June in Orlando. It’s hot. If you’re anything like Sunny, your skin has become one giant red ball of burn. What better way to pass the time than to duck inside and spend your day reminiscing about the arcade games of your (long or short ago) youth? For just $37, you can go on a virtual magic carpet ride (no pun intended), play pinball to your heart’s content, and design your own roller coaster—then ride it, thanks to the magic of the simulator! Located on the west side of Downtown Disney, it’s pretty easy to spot the five-story building directly across from Cirque du Soleil.
Disney Definitions:
Disney World: a people trap operated by a mouse
Extra Magic Hours
So you say to yourself, “Self, I want to explore one of the parks. After all, how often do I make it down to Florida?” But which park, and which day? Let us clue you in: if you stay at a Disney resort (aka, All Star Movies or the Caribbean Beach Resort), you’re entitled to enter one hour early or leave three hours late from the parks on specified days. During your trip, there are Extra Magic Hours (EMH) on:
June 20:
Morning EMH at Animal Kingdom • Evening EMH at Magic Kingdom
June 21:
Morning EMH at Animal Kingdom • Evening EMH at Typhoon Lagoon
June 22:
Morning EMH at Epcot • Evening EMH at Magic Kingdom
June 23:
Morning EMH at Hollywood Studios (MGM) • Evening EMH at Animal Kingdom
Buses/transports
Disney is like a small, immaculately clean, and disconcertingly happy city: it has a vast fleet of over 263 buses, numerous boats and, of course, the monorail. And unlike SEPTA, Disney transportation is clean, air conditioned, and fairly reliable. If you’re headed to a park from your resort, you have to wait 20 minutes max between buses. Park transportation begins approx. 1 hour prior to the park's opening time and runs until approx. 1 hour after the parks close. There are also select buses for Downtown Disney and the water parks, but the wait time might be longer.
If you’re going between resorts, you have to take a taxi (ask the concierge) or go to a park first, and then switch buses. It’s fair to say that you should give yourself a solid hour to get anywhere if you’re relying on Disney transport.
Another bad joke du jour:
What do Viagra And Disney World have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
Wedding Day Festivities
It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for: June 22, 2008. Noah’s 18th birthday, Rich’s 49th, the first full day of summer, School Teachers’ Day in El Salvador, and OUR WEDDING DAY!!!
Since you’ve traveled all this way, we don’t want you to miss it, so please be on time to catch the bus.
If you’re staying at the All Star Movies Resort, the bus leaves at 8:30 AM from the main lobby entrance. So wake up at 7:30, grab a quick bite to eat, put on your formal wear and your dancing shoes, and walk down to the main lobby at 8:15. We’re waking up at 4:30 AM for hair and makeup, so I have no sympathy for the night owls.
If you’re staying at the Caribbean Beach Resort, the bus leaves at 8:50 AM from the front of your building. So wake up at 7:50, grab a quick bite to eat, put on your formal wear and your dancing shoes, and walk downstairs.
If you make the horrible mistake of sleeping in, and you—heaven forbid—miss the bus, run to the concierge and ask to get a taxi. It’ll set you back $10-$15, money you could have spent on wedding presents, so try really hard to make the bus pickup time.
The ceremony officially starts at 10:00 AM at Disney’s Wedding Pavilion, with a light pre-reception/really early cocktail hour from 11:00 to 11:45, and the awesomest ever reception from 11:45 to 3:00, both at the Grand Floridian Resort & Spa. (We have buses to take you between the ceremony site and the reception). If, for some strange reason, you decide to duck out of the reception early, the bus will leave from the Grand Floridian at the top of every hour, with the final bus departing at 3:00 PM. Since we will be providing an open bar for your drinking pleasure, we recommend that you avail yourself of the buses rather than driving to the ceremony or reception. All guests who appear under the age of 30—so really, all of you—must bring IDs, as you will be carded.
(In)appropriate quotation:
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” (Rita Rudner)
Bridal Party/Special People Special Info
Everyone coming to our wedding is special, but some people are more special than others. And that includes you! Here’s the important info of where you need to be and when:
Saturday, June 21, 2008
When? 8:00 AM
Where? All Star Movies
Who? Cliff, Michal, Noah, Rich, Ken, Sunny & Angela
What? Tux fittings and dress steamings
Either you’re at the ASM, or you have to cab it over.
When? 4:30 PM
Where? 1900 Park Faire, Grand Floridian Resort & Spa
Who? Bridal party and the families
What? Rehearsal Dinner (character dining!)
You have a few transportation options: take the bus to Magic Kingdom, then the monorail to the Grand Floridian; cab it over; or find a willing chauffeur.
When? 8:00 – 9:00 PM
Where? Wedding Pavilion
Who? Bridal party and the families
What? Rehearsal
We’re going to leisurely walk over after the Rehearsal Dinner, and hopefully there will be enough drivers/cars to take everyone home.
When? 10:00 PM
Where? Your hotel
Who? You
What? Sleeping, because you have to wake up super early tomorrow, and Sungela will be very, very angry if you’re hung-over/unkempt/exhausted on their wedding day.
Words of Wisdom:
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Sunday, June 22, 2008 aka the Big Day!
When: 7:00 AM
Where: All Star Movies
Who: Eileen, Jess, Angela
What: Gettin’ Ready Rag!
Put on Angela’s dress. Pretty simple… it has a zipper.
When: 7:00 AM
Where: ASM
Who: Michal, Cliff, Sam
What: The boys have to be in their formal attire, gussied up and ready to go.
If you are not already at the All Star Movies hotel, TAKE A CAB. There is no other Disney transportation at that time in the morning.
When: 7:30 AM
Where: ASM
Who: Michal, Cliff, Sam, Angela, Christine, Ken, Melissa, Christopher
What: Depart for Grand Floridian
Off you go in the limo!
When: 7:30 AM
Where: ASM
Who: Sunny, Eileen, Jess, April
What: Gettin’ Ready Rag, Part Deux!
Sunny’s dress might be a tad more complicated than Angela’s. Just a tad.
When: 8:00 AM
Where: ASM
Who: Sunny, Eileen, Jess, April, Rich, Sheri, Noah
What: Our chariot awaits…
When: 10:30 AM
Where: Wedding Pavilion
Who: Bridal Party and Families
What: More pictures, please!
Yet Another Truly Tasteless Joke:
Why are there so few limo jokes?
Because they’re too long!
Dessert Party
The fun just doesn’t end! If you’re not sick of food and/or our company, join us for a Dessert Party with a special viewing of the fireworks in Epcot. Dress is casual, but we will be outside, so you might want a sweater if it gets chilly.
Please note: if you miss the bus, you miss the party! Because we’re getting a special tour into the park, you cannot miss the bus. So before you take your post-wedding nap, remember to set an alarm.
If you’re staying at the All Star Movies, the bus will pick you up at 7:40 PM at the main lobby.
If you’re staying at the Caribbean Beach Resort, the bus will pick you up at 7:55 PM at the front of your building.
The party will last from 8:30 to 9:30 PM, and then the bus will take you back to your hotel. Because this is a dessert party, yummy food will be provided.
If you have a park ticket, please bring it to the party. If not, don’t worry about it; we’ll take care of you.
Pi Jokes (get it? Pie, pi. Hehehe.):
Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon Pi.
Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
Important Contact Info
We’d love to hear from you! You know, in the case of a dire emergency.
Angela:
Sunny:
Ken (Angela’s Dad):
Christine (Angela’s Mom):
Rich (Sunny’s Dad):
Sheri (Sunny’s Mom):
Cliff (Angela’s Best Person):
Eileen (Sunny’s Best Person):
Walt Disney World Info: 407-824-2222
To make dining reservations: 407-WDW-DINE (clever, huh?)
Downtown Disney Tonight Info Line: 407-939-2648 (gives you the scoop on anything that’s going on)
Truly Stupid Joke:
Did you hear about the recent Cell Tower wedding?
These 2 towers met and fell in love....and had a rooftop wedding!
The ceremony was so-so, but the reception was excellent!