I'm pretty sure that my family has made a "weird" list too...
When my oldest DS was 2 (he's almost 15 now), I was pushing him in a crappy stroller that didn't recline. I had the diaper bag and the camcorder bag slung over the handle bars, with the bottoms of the bags resting on the basket. He had fallen asleep, and was all hunched over, so in my infinite wisdom, I decided to push the stroller on the rear wheels (to recline it). Well, the camcorder bag slid off the basket of the stroller, making me trip on it, and I went flying forward, onto the ground, with the stroller flying out in front of me.

I was SOOOO embarrassed, especially when two or three cast members witnessed me spread out face first on the ground and came to make sure I was OK (and that my tripping wasn't the fault of the park! LOL) I scraped up my hand and my knee pretty badly, but my pride was hurt more than anything.
And then, the same DS, when he was 7, had too many snacks and too much food one day. He spent his time during Illuminations puking in the garbage can in France.

We tried to get him into the bathroom, but he just couldn't make it, poor kid! We walked out of Epcot, as soon as we could, with him holding the popcorn bucket. We made it to the bus stop, only to find a huge line of people waiting for the bus. Luckily, he looked pathetic enough with his head in the bucket, that people towards the front of the line let us get on the bus and they waited for the next one. We've been back to Disney several more times since then, and my DS still points out "his" garbage can!
