Spam

[monkeyboy]

they had a few shows on foodtv about it

 

[Shutterbug]

Its whats for dinner!

 

[Nancy]

I didn't know Spam was food!

 

[Shutterbug]

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

 

[Charade]

I didn't know Spam was food!

It' snot.

 

[TDC Nala]

And who dares mock Spam?
You? You? You are not worthy
Of one rich pink fleck.

 

[monkeyboy]

And who dares mock Spam?

 

[wvjules]

Can on truely mock spam? Me thinks not.

 

[mtblujeans]

I saw turkey spam at the grocery store last week! Since when do they make turkey spam!??

 

[monkeyboy]

Can on truely mock spam? Me thinks not.

someplaces yes...but others no

 

[DisneyKT]

Are you kidding me, you haven't lived until you've tried Spam and Spaghetti..

 

[gas station]

i hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE, HATE SPAM!!!!

it just reminds of all kinds of nastiness and everything. when i see people who like SPAM (like in Hawaii, or DISers ) i just do not understand why they like it, it's so repulsive to me

 

[lovemygoofy]

Monkeyboy,
Did you see the spam special where it's so special in Hawaii and that it's cooked in tons of different ways?

 

[mtblujeans]

i hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE, HATE SPAM!!!!

it just reminds of all kinds of nastiness and everything. when i see people who like SPAM (like in Hawaii, or DISers ) i just do not understand why they like it, it's so repulsive to me

So, I get the impression that you hate Spam because you have only posted 28 times in the last year....yet you felt the need to grace this thread with your presence!