I am one of those weirdos that has always disliked English Muffins. I'd forgo breakfast as a kid if that was my only option. So, the Egg McMuffin has always been a hard no for me. In fact, as much I like the idea of Eggs Benedict (especially if it's a good homemade hollandaise) I will not even bother if the restaurant doesn't offer some kind of alternative like a biscuit, crumpet, French bread, or even a bagel.