S/O thread - things you want to say to people in real life...

[agnes!]

I am a teeny bit tired of hearing all about others' kids...I have to wonder...do you ever brag on mine?

No. So-&-so is not "so good at their job"... they're barely even competent.

agnes!

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

Um, yes, I realize I'm 37 years old, and my DH and I haven't had children yet. Yes, I know I'm not getting any younger. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I can't have children? And quite frankly, I don't think it's any of your business, and you're extremely rude for asking!

No, you don't need to have kids to go to Disney World. They'll still let you into the parks without them.

i think that is the RUDEST question/statement anyone can ever say to another person.

there are tons of reasons why couples don't have children and it's NO ONE'S business but the two people in the relationship.

i've been married to my DH for almost 2 years, but we've been together for almost 8 and i constantly hear "oh why aren't you pregnant yet? when are you gonna have a kid? you know, your DSIL is pregnant."

i'll have a kid when i'm good and ready, and DSIL is 31 and i'm 25, i still have plenty of time to have kids, thanks.

 

[locolala]

Oh, I have another one!!

Yes, I know you lost your son when you were 20 weeks pregnant. Please don't talk about it right now, it's kind of scary to me. Also, I know you're upset by my blog postings and me posting my ultrasound pictures..if you don't like it, DON'T LOOK! Gahhhh, just because you (my husband's 2nd cousin) don't want to see this stuff doesn't mean I can't freaking post it. Deal with it.

 

[MonkeyDishwasher]

No. I DON'T care that it's your kid's birthday. Yes, he's getting the same stupid birthday cupcake as everyone else. No, he can't get something else for free instead. No, I still don't care even though I'm being forced to sing to your kid anyways. No he's not getting his meal free. And might I add how freakin' original you are for asking.


I feel better. Bah.... restaraunts...

ETA: NO. You cannot invite your boyfriend! I asked YOU if you wanted to hang out, not you and your flavor of the week. I'm glad you're oh so infatuated with him, and you said "I love you" to each other a few days ago, but you've only known him for 2 WEEKS. I'm not going to be forced to hang out with another one of your losers that you'll be over within 2 months and then come back and cry to ME about it. You'll just find another one when you decide that you need money again.

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

And I have more:

12. Are you seriously throwing your gum wrapper on the ground when the garbage is 10 feet away?
13. OK, you have 2 kids that cannot afford already and you're trying to have ANOTHER?
14. I get it, you're fit and you like to eat healthy. Stop rubbing it in, stop making people feel like crap when they drink a Coke.
15. To the vegetarian: Stop making that face when I say I like to eat beef.
16. OMG, get over it. Women have periods, you're not 14 anymore.
17. I get it, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But if you must go somewhere that isn't a restroom at least pee somewhere that people don't frequently walk.
18. If I continue to say "What?" on the phone, it really should be some kind of clue that you need to speak up and/or speak more clearly.
19. Stop asking me if I want my change. Give it to me and let me decide if I want to give it back to you. Asking me this will lead me to automatically deduct from your tip.
20. I don't care what happened on show XXXX that I never watch. I don't know the characters or the story lines, so stop explaining them to me.
21. Yes, I think you are a HUGE wimp because you cannot go on roller coasters.
22. Going to college does not automatically make you smart. Not going to college does not automatically make you stupid.
23. Seriously? You cannot figure out what $10.00 minus $7.52 is in your head?
24. Why do you wear those pants every single day?
25. Uh... maybe if you're knowingly struggling with you weight, you should avoid buying a large meat-lovers pizza with extra cheese for yourself. If you want pizza, get a small one that is normal amount of cheese and a few meats.
26. You sound really stupid when you say, "Let's dialogue."
27. No, stop writing 80's. It's 80s! Apostrophe basics 101, look them up.
28. Wow. You produced a pretty ugly kid.

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

This is something you would really need to say to someone????????????

I guess if you hear these things over and over you would feel as if you needed to say something. Obviously though, OP has not otherwise it wouldn't be in this thread.

 

[Eeyores Butterfly]

1. How hard is it to do your job? Get off your cell phone while you are working with the kid. Do the freaking lesson plan I left. I don't care what you think he needs to work on, my plans are based on the goals that are in his IEP and a systematic instructional method designed to build upon itself. You are not the teacher, if you want to be one so bad get your freaking degree and apply for your own damn classroom. While we're on the subject of job performance, do not just leave the room whenever you feel like it. When that happens he gets out of control and I end up being bitten.

2. You are the reason Missouri wants to make it illegal to use your cell phone while running an amusement park ride. Put it away!

3. Please stop texting during the movie. The light is very disturbing. If you can't go two hours without texting- seek help.

4. On the topic of movies, please, for the love of all that is good and holy, SHUT UP! I don't want to hear you quoting the movie before the character says it. I don't care about what you think is going to happen. If you want to talk, rent a movie and stay in your own damn house. I paid money to hear Leo talk- not you.

 

[Cornhusk]

I forgot this one

"I don't care why you guys broke up. You break up every week. I don't care. I didn't care last week and I certainly don't this week."

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

29. Stop texting while dining with your family you rude little brat.
30. Maybe fill-in-the-blank has nothing to do with why your 7 year old is 100 pounds, it's because he sits in front of the TV 4 hours a day and hasn't touched a basketball (or any form of sports equipment) outside of PE. Stop blaming other things and people, it's the responsibility of you and your family!
31. I really don't care what costume you're going to be wearing for the XXXX movie premier.
32. When did I say it was OK for you to invade my personal bubble?
33. When did I say it was OK for you to start eating off of my plate?
34. Don't say EWWWW to something I am eating for drinking.
35. They're, their and there are completely different.
36. You're and your are completely different.
37. I'll let effect and affect slip because I don't know anyone who had that 100% down.
38. Should of and could of don't make sense. It's should HAVE and would HAVE.
39. Note the presence of 2 Rs in "Library" and "February."
40. A and LOT are two separate words and never the two shall meet.
41. Definately, difintely, etc... are not words! It's definitely. Think of it being from finite.

 

[Cornhusk]

This is my second glass of wine, if you give that again then I will down the entire bottle and believe me, it will get ugly.

You can say your kid is chubby because his thyroid, his allergies or because he won't eat "organic food" but when it all comes down to it, your little porker is fat because he does nothing but eat Mallomars and watches Spongebob.

Just because we have a day of rain does not make it a "storm"

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

42. Why must you tell me how much you hate Pepsi every time I drink it?

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

This is my second glass of wine, if you give that again then I will down the entire bottle and believe me, it will get ugly.

You can say your kid is chubby because his thyroid, his allergies or because he won't eat "organic food" but when it all comes down to it, your little porker is fat because he does nothing but eat Mallomars and watches Spongebob.

Just because we have a day of rain does not make it a "storm"

 

[Cornhusk]

42. Why must you tell me how much you hate Pepsi every time I drink it?

When I ask for Coke and you say "Coca Cola?" what the heck do you think I mean?

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

When I ask for Coke and you say "Coca Cola?" what the heck do you think I mean?

Well, I know I used to verify because we had both Coke and Pepsi where I used to work. People say "I want a large Coke," Coke being the generalized soda/pop. So sometimes I'd make sure they indeed wanted the actual Coke and not something else. Believe it or not, there was a good percentage of people who did not want Coke.

PS- I love the avatar. "Whateva, whateva! I'll do what I want!"

 

[Cornhusk]

Well, I know I used to verify because we had both Coke and Pepsi where I used to work. People say "I want a large Coke," Coke being the generalized soda/pop. So sometimes I'd make sure they indeed wanted the actual Coke and not something else. Believe it or not, there was a good percentage of people who did not want Coke.

PS- I love the avatar. "Whateva, whateva! I'll do what I want!"

lol, nah at the same restaurant I go to every time the same waitress always asks this, despite the fact I know that they only sell coke there.

p.s.- " I'm tuff ask her I'm tuff!"

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

i would like to see you in person rather than a picture you post once a month on facebook. idk what happened, but you've turned into a hermit.


i don't want to hear about how your ex-boyfriend was "such a jerk" and then have you talk so much smack about him on facebook, only to come over my house on the weekend, tell me that you supposedly "drunk texted him"(when you had one drink and one shot of schnapps), and then leave when he shows up at my house. he beat you before, you had to have the cops called on you, and it's more of a father-son realtionship than boyfriend-boyfriend anyway.

so don't go around again on facebook talking about how horrible of a person he is and "how much he hurt you this time" i don't want to hear it anymore. YOU'RE the one that keeps going back.


this thread is so therapeutic!!

 

[Cornhusk]

this thread is so therapeutic!!

All we need are a couple of foam bats.

 

[MonkeyDishwasher]

this thread is so therapeutic!!

It's like the DIS Post Secret....

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

All we need are a couple of foam bats.

i would LOVE that!

It's like the DIS Post Secret....

it's funny, i was JUST looking at that blog a few hours ago, actually! lol

i feel like i should send something in to that....

 

[Sleepy]

When asked how old your child is, is it necessary to say "39 months"?