S/O thread - things you want to say to people in real life...

[stashbin]

Being around you lowers my I.Q.
People like you shouldn't pro-create.
It must be painful to be that stupid!

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

43. Nail clipping is NOT OK in public!

 

[iwrbnd]

If you can't pay your bills how did you afford that huge flat screen tv?

 

[OceanAnnie]

43. Nail clipping is NOT OK in public!

I actually saw a guy do that at a business meeting! Just whipped out his clippers and went to work. I was floored. No one said a word and I was just as floored by that. Sometimes I think I'm in an alternate universe.

 

[Cornhusk]

If you can't pay your bills how did you afford that huge flat screen tv?

Or go to Disneyworld at the Grand Floridian?

 

[agnes!]

I really don't want to be sitting here talking to you, if I could get out of it I would, but I chose to be here because this is the hill I am willing to die on.


I know he has everybody above him snowed, but contrary to your opinion?... the man is pretty much a lazy bum who sloughs off his responsibilities onto those who shouldn't have to handle them.


She's a blithering idiot.


I am tired of hearing you metaphorically (and oftentimes *loudly*) "pimp" out your offspring at events. I don't mind honest praise or some bragging but when you leave out others who have worked with and done just as much as your offspring?... ((gack)).
Oh, btw, your little darling has learned that lesson well because they do the exact same thing to their peers...such an attractive habit.


Gee, GREAT. Thanks for nothing.


agnes!

 

[jog58]

Electric blue suede pumps are NOT cute and quirky, they look ridiculous. Especially at the office.

 

[stashbin]

If you can't pay your bills how did you afford that huge flat screen tv?

This!

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

What I truly want to say to one person isn't DIS appropriate and would only lead them to have a terrible tantrumon how awful of a person I am b/c they "try".

And I wouldn't want to offend any DISers who share the same title as this person. They (the person in question) unfortunately are what give that title a bad name.

Everyone else, I'm truly being catty--so I apologize in advance for all the evil thoughts in my head regarding your actions. I know--it isn't any of my business, so I am biting my tongue.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

If you can't pay your bills how did you afford that huge flat screen tv?

oh dear....I know this person.

 

[dawn1620]

I told you to look up those "pretty" Chinese characters before you had then TATTOOED on your body.

I looked them up -

 

[Cornhusk]

Don't tell me you month-year old loved Disneyland. I don't want to hear "How her eyes lit up" I can tell you why there was that fiendish glow and that was because it was face to face with its meal.

I love kids but if that little monster tries to choke my cat one more time....

No. I don't have organic food and yes I know about pesticides. It's a banana! It's food that comes in its own wrapper.

Your son isn't a gifted Picasso and now clean off your precious's artwork off my wall now.

 

[Darsa]

oh dear....I know this person.

I am RELATED to this person.

 

[jog58]

Don't tell me you month-year old loved Disneyland. I don't want to hear "How her eyes lit up" I can tell you why there was that fiendish glow and that was because it was face to face with its meal.

I love kids but if that little monster tries to choke my cat one more time....

No. I don't have organic food and yes I know about pesticides. It's a banana! It's food that comes in its own wrapper.

Your son isn't a gifted Picasso and now clean off your precious's artwork off my wall now.

Amen to that

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

There is such a thing as a stupid question. You just asked one.

If we tell you you're in academic jeopardy, it means that you're going to flunk out at the end of next semester. Take your money and run. You don't belong here.

No, the degree you get here isn't just as good as a degree from a top-tier law school. You'll have a JD. You can take the bar. But you won't have the same employment opportunities as the people who graduate from Yale.

Your over-stylized signature is not cool or clever, but it does let potential employers know that you are an utter tool.

 

[tinkntraining]

Please. Stop slurping your coffee. It absolutely drives me batty!!!! Drinking coffee (or any other beverage for that matter) should be a private affair -- between you and your cup. I don't need to HEAR it.

 

[jog58]

We all know you're not actually working. Stop forwarding emails that everyone was already on. You're not fooling anyone.

 

[FireDancer]

You are lucky you are hot because listening to your inane babbling is actually making me dumber. How on Earth have you managed to survive this long without killing yourself in a freak makeup application accident.

Know why you do your job, not just how. Perhaps then you can actually solve problems that come up instead of calling me to do it for you. If you take the human decision making out of the equation you might as well be replaced by a machine.

If you want to do something about your eerie resemblance to the Michelin man stop talking about it and start doing something about it. Stop waiting for the elevator to go up one flight of stairs. A salad and piece of fruit is a much better choice then a whole pizza and bag of Fritos.

Your job is no more difficult than just about any one else's, stop pretending that you need a vacation more then every other human being on the Earth.

I don't care what Dove says, everyone is not beautiful. Not only is everything you hear on the TV is not true, especially when it is advertising, but nothing subjective can be absolutely true or false.

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

You are lucky you are hot because listening to your inane babling is actually making me dumber. How on Earth have you managed to survive this long without killing yourself in a freak makeup application accident.

This makes me think of another.

If you want men to remember a word that you say, try dressing a little less like a tramp and a little more like the professional that you want us to believe you to be.

 

[FireDancer]

If you want men to remember a word that you say, try dressing a little less like a tramp and a little more like the professional that you want us to believe you to be.

And using the inflection of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless and saying things like, you are still, like, 16, and, oh my gosh, hanging out after school makes you sound like a dolt. Time to be a big girl or boy and speak like one.