S/O thread - things you want to say to people in real life...

[Sparx]

i cannot believe you are honestly this stupid. you have to be playing the drama queen, no one is this stupid! there's a reason i don't "text you anymore" its because youre SO annoying, and you only talk to me when you need a ride somewhere! you're an adult, learn how to drive!

and this "job" is stupid, who would hire an uneducated, 19 year old with no experience and no drivers license to take care of their children all day long?



i feel a lot better now!

 

[Luv2Scrap]

No, I don't think it's clever that you spelled your child's name that way. You just made it look like you don't know how to spell that name.

 

[hellokitty86]

"Tanning does not make you look skinner...it actually makes you look like a burnt chubby person."

 

[~disneydiva~]

Um Yeah...I do think its sad that you don't know which of the 3 guys you're dating/whatever got you pregnant!

 

[coolbeans]

"Tanning does not make you look skinner...it actually makes you look like a burnt chubby person."

gee thanks!! i just got home from the tanning bed....

are the words thank you really all that complicated!!

 

[pjb0216]

"Just because I tell you where I am going on vacation when you ask, does not mean that I wanted you to surprise me and come along too" and...

" I gave you the answer the first time you asked, asking the same question 5 more times, is not going to change the answer"

 

[ZephyrHawk]

Your son is not "unfocused", ADD or rebellious. Your son is gay, which you would know if you'd ever spent 5 minutes talking to him.

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

Your son is not "unfocused", ADD or rebellious. Your son is gay, which you would know if you'd ever spent 5 minutes talking to him.

Yeah, he told me that, but I thought that all boys were happy. What's the big deal?

 

[Momvic5]

I would love to just simply say...


"Shut Up!"

 

[Northstar]

Yes, it makes you look fat.

But considering that you're ranting on about it in front of several ladies much larger-sized than you, you could show a little tact and not make it so obvious that you either a) think they look like crap b) are so self-absorbed that you don't notice what anyone else looks like.

 

[budmonster]

Stop complaining on Facebook that your unemployment is getting ready to run out and that the job you were offered at your interview would be a salary cut. How can it be a salary cut if you're not making any money in the first place. Get off Facebook and get a job so that I am not paying you to do nothing.

 

[WriteDisney]

You chew gum like a cow and I could be three blocks away and still hear you. It's completely disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. It's not professional behavior for a workplace.

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

Oh I have loads:

1. STOP BREATHING OUT LOUD! How hard is it to breathe quietly? (Yes, I know there are conditions that people cannot help this so put the flames away, most people do not have these conditions).
2. You are the one of the ruddest pieces of bleep I have ever met.
3. If you're so broke all the time, stop spending your money on cigarettes and booze!
4. Every time you say that, it makes you drop 20 IQ points.
5. You are a professional gamer and you frequently wear purple jumpsuit. You ARE a dork.
6. You know all these facts and bit of information you give out all the time? a) we don't care b) we know some of it is either a lie and/or you have the wrong information.
7. You smell really bad.
8. You are incredibly weird. No wonder your life is so messed up as you bring all of it on to yourself!
9. Q-Tips were invented for a reason.
10. Rap is not crap! Just because you don't like something doesn't automatically make it crap. I don't like jazz but I also don't go around calling it names but I'm also not 7.

Those are the biggest ones. They may seem harsh but in context, I guarantee most of you would feel the same.

 

[pooh_bear.614]

How dare you think you can make it seem like I don't do anything while I work. YOU do not work there on the weekends. I work ALONE every weekend, ALL day. Get off your high horse, they passed you over for the manager position for a reason!

 

[AlleyKat]

You were mean in HS and you are still mean 25 years later. THAT'S why half the class "unfriended" you after the reunion.

Did this situation involve a lot of liquor and a loose tongue?

"Tanning does not make you look skinner...it actually makes you look like a burnt chubby person."

Um Yeah...I do think its sad that you don't know which of the 3 guys you're dating/whatever got you pregnant!

This is sad!

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

yes i know you're pregnant, but you do not need to keep me updated on all of your bodily functions. i don't even really like you, to begin with, i only have to put up with you because we both married into the family.

and the fact that you never apologized for ruining my vacation still bothers me, even tho you act like nothing ever happened, and that yelling at me in the middle of a bar and calling me names wasn't that big of a deal.

oh, and the family is still also angry with you for not inviting any of them to the wedding(including the grooms brother)

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

3. If you're so broke all the time, stop spending your money on cigarettes and booze!

oh...i see you've met my half-sister......

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

oh...i see you've met my half-sister......

Haha... maybe.

 

[wdwfan16]

Um Yeah...I do think its sad that you don't know which of the 3 guys you're dating/whatever got you pregnant!

Call the Maury show.

 

[hereyago]

I have a couple if I may:

1) I have never had anyone that hot or good that I would let him hit me if i was pregnant with his kid or try to hit my kid, then have him move back in because you need help financially. Really? because he only paid 1 bill before.

2) you are 42, married with kids so called Christian. Stop writing guys from your past and telling them the same thing about how used you feel, with your husband,etc. just because you slept with them 25 years ago, it doesn't mean they were ever your boyfriend. Hello, you might be a (fill in the blank) if you slept with 3 guys that used to live on the same street a very short street and 2 of those were brothers.. and no, I still dont want to be your friend after 20 years.

3) Here is a hint: if you have your kids taken away a year and half ago, you cant go before the judge and say I really don't have a live in nanny or child care set up and you can't ask your SIL you haven't seen in 12 yyears and have never met your kids to stand up for you as a emergency contact 3 days before the court hearing then have CPS call her and say oh no, it is more than a contact, if you go out to sea and the nanny leaves, I get to take care of the 4 out of 5 kids that you produced.