S/O thread - things you want to say to people in real life...

[Wendy31]

Your kids, which you think are so wonderful, are obnoxious brats, and I have told my kids to steer clear of your youngest because I don't want them to be around her when she finally gets in trouble.

You think, by not enlisting your husband for his help, you are independent & can handle everything by yourself; however, using our mother to pick up your husband's slack is not being independent &/or handling everything by yourself. I think your husband is lazy, self-centered, pompous, & condescending, & I hate the way your personality has changed since you married him. Your marriage is not anything remotely resembling teamwork; instead, it is a throwback to the 1950's... where you are the "little woman" & he has no responsibilities except for his work. And the only reason you are back in college to get a 2nd degree is because he didn't think you could make enough money w/ your 1st degree & he wants you to get a high-paying job so that he can quit work & sit on his *** at home & do nothing while pretending to design "important" computer software. You are married to a loser.

As you snore like a drunken sailor, I am tempted to smother you w/ the pillow & fantasize about how I will spend the insurance money. I kid.

 

[TnTsParty]

Isn't karma a b(w)itch considering when I met my husband your only response was "it will never last" now 15 years later your 38 and single never been married and can't get a boyfriend.

 

[Barb]

Did you even look in the mirror before you left the house like that????

 

[Judy from Boise]

If I wanted zoo animals i would sponsor a real one at a real zoo, if I wanted a garden I would have a real one, that grows food. I joined FB to catch up with people .....not start a pretend life.......my real life fill my needs, I do not need virtual hugs, flowers, or small animals.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

would love to say to certain people in my life:

"leave your damn dog at home, he doesn't need to be running around smelling everyone's crotch at this party"

i would love to say this to my in-laws!!! Omg!!

 

[Rose&Mike]

Please, please, please bathe or wear deodorant to the gym. When you get on the machine next to me reeking before you even start working out I want to heave. I have to breathe through my mouth in order to keep exercising.

Wiping the elliptical with the towel you used to wipe the sweat off you does not count as cleaning the machine.

Could you wait to have that cigarette until after you work out? You reek of smoke and it's really messing with my workout.

Notice a theme? Thanks, I feel better.

 

[PrincessDana]

Yes, I completely understand that working 60 hours a week is hard. I've been doing it for 6 FREAKING YEARS!!! I think you will make it through this ONE WEEK!!!

Of course, while you're working 60 hours, someone brings you your meals, washes your clothes, packs your lunch, pays the bills, and generally does everything so all you have to worry about is work.

Somehow I managed to work 60 hours and still do all the extras myself.

 

[OceanAnnie]

I'd love you to ask me what I think, but on second thought maybe it's better that you don't.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Your kid is a 10 year old juvenile deliquent in the making and I am willing to bet money that he will end up in prison when he is of age.

 

[PrincessDana]

Ooops. Double post

 

[locolala]

If you tell me one more time how to raise my daughter, I will slap you. You didn't do that freaking great of a job raising your kids.. you don't even know your oldest son was molested multiple times by a neighbor.

 

[surfergirl602]

I'm pregnant, not handicapped, so stop stiffing me on all the potential income I could have made for my family. Sending out a team email stating that the photos will be on 1 April, and I haven't been asked to do them this year is really a freakin' slap in the face. Just because i'm pregnant doesn't mean I don't want to do them or am not able to do them. You really p*ssed me off this time!!!

Oh, and another thing... its a 7 year old soccer team. They are quite fine with the tshirt team shirt that is given to them during sign up. They really don't need a jearsey, with matching shorts, and under armor, and warm up pants, and jackets. I already paid the 65 dollars for sign up, and I really don't feel like paying another 65, plus another 25 for a party at the end of the 10 week season, just because you feel like doing it different than everyone else. I'm not made of money, and now I have to spend loads more for this just so my kid isn't left out. Just because you want these things, doesn't mean that the parents can afford it. Next year, we will NOT be on your team!!

Can you tell I have some pent up anger over this person???

 

[surfergirl602]

Inspired by the "things you want to say in threads" post let's do a vent thread about things we'd like to say in real life but we know we can't.

When you post on Facebook that working all day and then having to come home and take care of a puppy is "so exhausting" it makes you look pathetic and is a slap in the face to all the working and stay at home mothers out there. Get a life!

Ah, I feel better....anyone else?

This is like... the best thread, ever.

 

[Ephany]

Please do not call for the umpteenth time and complain that she is sucking you dry financially. If you'd stop enabling her, she might have to get a job and get off government assistance.

Also, I'm really, really not interested in hearing the details of the house you're buying for her; Oh, and jokes about how I'll be supporting you and her in your old age are not funny, even if I'm the 'responsible one'. There's a reason I don't want her to have my phone number and address, and no, that's not going to change.

Phew! Can you tell there's a reason I live on the other side of the country from my family.

 

[tarheel618]

oh here we go

1. NO, I don't know why he/she did that, I am watching the same movie you are and I HAVEN'T seen it yet.
2. If you came into my room to gripe (only I would say a word that starts with B and is a female dog), I have planning to do and really don't care about your problem today.
3. I'm sorry you don't feel like a professional in the teaching field, maybe if you dressed differently and didn't (female dog word again) so much, someone might treat you as a professional.
4. YOU are NOT funny EVER!
5. Can you JUST Walk away? go, shoo, now, get, buzz off
6. If my job is so freaking easy, then YOU do it.
7. Really, I am human and I will make mistakes but GOD didn't put you on this earth to point them out to me.
8. Yes, girls can fart too but it is not your job to prove it.

 

[Cornhusk]

"No I will not be putting our entire project on powerpoint. I don't have time so do you own GD work because I am not the one who is going to fail and if you don't have powerpoint the library provides this service. Knock yourself out"
"If you mention that you did a "little" bit of more research so you can have more time and therefore we should cut down every one's on the projects time is crap. Don't cut my time because I am being graded as well."
" Don't talk over me."
" I don't care if you are my cousin/brother/sister/husband/kid/Brad Pitt, if you post stupid farmville requests to me everyday when I do not play I am going to unfriend you."
"You only know my mom, you don't know me or my kids so don't friend request me or them"
"I don't care if she made the top employee at her company. That is because she is secretly selling drugs and the company is not exactly legit."
"So you are 22 and giving birth to number 4? Why do you think you don't get enough sleep."
"No. Your dog is not adorable. He is not sweet and if he pees in my flowerbed again I'm going to snap."
"Just because I am studying does not mean I don't have anything to do. I work 12hrs a day, I am raising two kids and when I get time to study at home that does not give you permission to drop your spawn at my house."

 

[Hillbeans]

You were mean in HS and you are still mean 25 years later. THAT'S why half the class "unfriended" you after the reunion.

LOL, classic...

 

[declansdad]

Black men are not trophies, all great lovers or all well endowed. It's a MYTH!!!

This is something you would really need to say to someone????????????

 

[Syrreal]

"No, he doesn't suffer from a terrible sickness, and I'm not going to feel sorry for him. He's a LOSER and you are just enabling him. You say you love him too much to let him suffer, but you aren't doing him any favors by letting him still be your little baby. He's 34 years old and needs to take responsibility. Stop complaining to me about having to deal with him living at your house, you let him live there."

With a post like this, I think we might be long lost relatives!!!

 

[HsvTeacher]

Um, yes, I realize I'm 37 years old, and my DH and I haven't had children yet. Yes, I know I'm not getting any younger. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I can't have children? And quite frankly, I don't think it's any of your business, and you're extremely rude for asking!

No, you don't need to have kids to go to Disney World. They'll still let you into the parks without them.