Riddle me this!

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The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon You

All The Livelong Day

The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon You

You Cannot Get Away

Hook 'M Horns

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Bro, you must have been so embarrassed. Did Sharon speak to you at all on the way home?

Thanks to a friend, I think I have the riddle. PM sent.

 

[dianeschlicht]

Marsha - we do wear something. GOOSEBUMPS!

gooseBUMPS!
Ahem!

Bernie, if you are always pantsless, why are you crawling to work in a diaper?

 

[dianeschlicht]

Well, our associate pastor is a grad of Marquette, so he would have our heads if we didn't root for them! Maybe it can be Marquette and Syracuse or Marquette and Texas in the final game!

 

[mickeyfan1]

The joke is "Nothing is Worn Under my Kilt, madam" as in worn out, get it?


Good stories, at least this thread is something to smile about. I hate coming in to a mess at work, but it's the nature of my job.

Gotta run, still thinking on the riddle (actually, going to print it now, and then think!)

 

[paras4ri]

I think I have #3....thanks to my friends!!!

 

[Baboo]

LOL Bernie! That story just reminds me of why I'm so glad that Len isn't interested in sports!

 

[alabamaalan]

Hmmmm...I believe I have 3/4 length pants. Could someone give me a hint for the demise of the lion tamer?

Could it be that he tripped when several lions rushed him and he was devoured?

I've heard that the pride cometh before a fall!

 

[alabamaalan]

Wow, what a helpful bunch! Several of you gave me excellent hints; PM sent!

 

[Fishbone†]

Hey Oldkicker...... can I have my MPPs now??

 

[mickeyfan1]

Originally posted by alabamaalan


I've heard that the pride cometh before a fall!

Or not if you are a lion tamer........what a silly line, Alan. I like it!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I wonder what happened to Bernie. He left for work and was never heard from again.

 

[The LK 4]

Carol, we should call him Miss Ing.

 

[oldkicker]

Sorry to go missing, folks. A tough day at work followed by a three hour rehearsal for this weekend's show.....I'm just now able to catch up!

Sis!
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Alan!
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Gail!
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[oldkicker]

Sis - come to think of it, it was a quiet ride home from that show!!

Rob - a wager? You betcha!!! What'll it be??

LOL Fishbone†!!!! Close enough to MPP!!!

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Have a great evening everyone - early morning for me tomorrow. Lars - thanks again for stepping in!

 

[mickeyfan1]

I was truely stumped by this riddle, I hope Lars is nicer!

 

[oldkicker]

An overnight answer!

Elaine!
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Off to skating we go!

 

[mickey65]

 

[yepod]

Good morning!

 

[yepod]

Woo Hoo, wake up Laura!