4greatboys
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I ran across this on the web and thought it was cute:
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
One usually makes a better pie.
They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.
A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
One usually makes a better pie.
They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.
A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
