Pulling No Punches: The T-E-Double-Grr-ible Truth/First They Came for Tigger

[KristiKelly]

I am so lost!!!! I just can't make sense out of any of this.

He even confused me with the title. Isn't it T-I-Double Gg - R?

It's like Jibberish

 

[pansmermaidzlagoon]

rambling jibberish - to the point of getting scary...eek!

it's out there ...but is it funny????

(edited to add: I do get the irony....)

 

[oxfordcircus]

I am so lost!!!! I just can't make sense out of any of this.

He even confused me with the title. Isn't it T-I-Double Gg - R?

It's like Jibberish

It would be if s/he were spelling "Tigger," but s/he spelled "terrible." It's all an attempt at humor, obviously a lot of work. Fort is obviously a fan of Disney and is making light of the spoil-sport Monaco. As happens so often on this board, an attempt at irony is taken literally and the poster is painted in the exacted opposite light as s/he intended.

Nice work, Fort. I won't go so far as to call you a misunderstood genius, but you are definitely misunderstood.

 

[KristiKelly]

It would be if s/he were spelling "Tigger," but s/he spelled "terrible." It's all an attempt at humor, obviously a lot of work. Fort is obviously a fan of Disney and it making light of the spoil-sport Monaco. As happens so often on this board, an attempt at irony is taken literally and the poster is painted in the exact opposite light as s/he intended.

Nice work, Fort. I won't go so far as to call you a misunderstood genius, but you are definitely misunderstood.

I didn't get terrible out of that, I guess the Grr, threw me off as being "G".

Anyway, I'm off to brush up on my Jibberish. Maybe if I try again later...

 

[nkjzmom]

Fort...you are absolutely right!!!

How could I not have seen it???

You have saved my family and I from a "terrible" fate.

Disney has been out to get us all along. Whew....glad that's over.

 

[yeartolate]

YOu are not going to share your pharmaceuticals, are you.

I was so looking foward to some enhanced Fantasia viewing.

 

[mickeyfan2]

Hi Jerry Monaco.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Fantasia is MUCH better when viewed under heavy drug influence. Trust me.


TOV

 

[UtahMama]

I'm scared a little....

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Freaky Dee!

Is she Kiki Dee's more outrageous younger sister?

TOV

 

[disneybound31]

I agree with an earlier post... the OP is Zzub. He rants in his trip report about Disney taking his money and also hijacking our minds with the Disney "magic". Also, anyone who has read only a few of his posts can easily see some uncommon word repeats and similarities. In addition, Zzub is an attorney- pair intellect with wordsmith-ery and you get one who likes to toy with us all. I have a friend like this. He gets his kicks trying to mess with us. So okay... we're thinking Zzub.

(And for the record-- if I'm wrong I will skulk quietly away from this thread.)




Oh, and other 'proof'? Fortuosity Fort= Fort Wildnerness??

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I thought the word 'fortuosity' had something to do with "travelocity' at first.

It would appear I am wrong.

TOV

 

[Daisy Chick]

Or is it?

Really? Is this what's called Family Entertainment at Its Best?

Look at yourselves.

Go on, take a look around.

People of DISboards, you been had!

Pixie-Dusted!

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booed!

Dole-Whipped!

We didn’t land on Walt Disney World: Walt Disney World landed on us!


Disney isn’t content to just clean out your wallets, folks: it wants to clean your clocks too. It’s a Small World After All, and getting smaller one sucker-punch at a time - and you’re falling for it!

Don’t believe me? I link; you decide.

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to be continued in subsequent posts to this thread...

Are you insane?

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Read the thread, DaisyChick. I think the fact that the OP is a little off their rocker has been firmly established by now.

TOV

 

[disneybound31]

I thought the word 'fortuosity' had something to do with "travelocity' at first.

It would appear I am wrong.

TOV

Oh, I'm not saying any of my opinions are accurate... you may be right about your line of thinking-- I'm just putting mine out there hoping others might have some ideas too. I think we can figure this guy out. Personally, I think he/she is just so into Disney that he/she is experiencing shame about it, but can't stop being immersed in all things WDW. In any case, NONE of us are any crazier than this guy for discussing it!

 

[pansmermaidzlagoon]

used to work for a popular non-profit. We used to get rambling diatribes similar to this from the kooks!!!!: pages and pages of stuff, writing in the margins, crazy scrawled drawings...this reminds me of that kind of rambling crazy stuff! rotfl:

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

What are you trying to say girl? Timmy fell into the well?

 

[UtahMama]

Is she Kiki Dee's more outrageous younger sister?

TOV

Ok, I wont ask your age but if you know who KIKI is you are at least as old as me! Do you ever start a sentence with "Back in my day"? Seriously, YOU are cracking me up!

What are you trying to say girl? Timmy fell into the well?

Sadly I know THIS reference too!


I didn't think the DIS boards allowed such (OP) blasphemy???? I hear the LOCKsmith coming....

 

[MommyPoppins]

Last edited by disneybound31 : Today at 02:22 PM. Reason: Just remembered Zzub stays at Fort Wilderness...hmm

ZZUB stayed at The Wilderness Lodge. He did however used to like The Bufferteria(is that even what it's called? ) which I believe is at Ft. Wilderness.

 

[Fortuosity]

Wow... last night...... not really sure what came over me. Must have been some bad dust mixing with the brainwashing or..... something. Sorry about that.

Anyway, pressing on with one final plea...




I have spent the past half-dozen or so posts in this thread getting at least a little of the T-E-Double Grr-ible Truth out to you, Disney's most fanatical fans. This is serious stuff, folks, not just some Figment of our ImaginEARtions. Now that you've seen the damning evidence of the provocative punches that unequivocally proves what the Walt Disney Company's really all about, are you prepared to take action against these Pixie-Dust-pushing punks?


If you’re still not willing to speak up and take a stand, please - I’m BEGGING you - PLEASE, take a few moments to reflect upon the words below and ponder what your apathy means. Perhaps you’ll rethink your decision to remain silent…

FIRST THEY CAME FOR TIGGER…

First they came for Tigger,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because yeartolate said, “Don't worry about Tigger, he'll bounce back.”








Then they came for Winnie the Pooh,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because Pooh said, “Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing…”







Then they came for Tinker Bell,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because all it takes is faith and trust…and a little bit of Pixie Dust.








Then they came for Stitch,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because Alien Encounter was way better anyway.








Then they came for the Castle,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because I figured they couldn’t do much worse than The Pink Pepto Cake.
(How a-BISMOL.)








Then they came for Minnie Mouse,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because, to my mind, it was a rather small, pest-y sort of matter.
(Link)








Then they came for Mickey Mouse,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because, after all, he started it.








Then they came for Mickey again,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because his profile was very well hidden,
and I’d left my Barrett book back at Boardwalk.
(Link)

Then they came for Disney,
(Link)
and I didn’t speak up,
because I went to Walt Disney World during The Year of a Million Dreams,
and I didn’t even get a lousy T-shirt, let alone a night in Cindy’s crib!
And don’t even get me started on (the lack of) towel animals!!

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