Product Tags!

[Loves Disney]

I found these and thought they were rather hilarious! (I added some of my thoughts after a few )

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

~Where exactly do we put these things again?

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

~Darn, I guess I should plan something else for dinner...

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

~"MAY" being the opperative word here...

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

~Oh great, NOW they tell me!

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

~You mean, that darkness doesn't mean it is nighttime?


Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

~I would never have guessed...

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

~There is? I have not seen a fire flame from these logs yet...

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

~Honey, there has been a slight change in our lunch plans...

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

~But they are just so darn gosh tasty!

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

~But now when will I ever find time!?


Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

~You mean to tell me this AFTER I have already taken 24 exposures with the film tapped to the outside!?

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

~'Nuff said...

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

~Thou shalt watch me fail to obey!

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

~Go ahead and crush 10,000 child dreams just like that! Nice...

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

~But I have no ironing board...

Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold

~I usually buy the warm ice...

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

~What is an almond again?

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

~But it looks just lovely on my clothes!

Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

~Are feet okay, though?

Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

~A theif's dream!

Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

~And that would be how...?


Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

~Well now that is just discrimination against my other head!!

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

~Too late.

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

~We can only hope!


Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

~If we could only get those 5 year olds off that heavy machinery!!

Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

~No...really??

String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

~As opposed to...

Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

~Now I am curious!


Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children

~Oh great, NOW what will I get my 3 year old for her birthday!?

Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.

Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

~Were people using it as such...?


Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

~But it is just so confusing!!

 

[Fionasmommy]

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

 

[IwasatWDWforamonth]

 

[Mkaz]

Too funny! Here's another one for you. My friend and I actually read this on the package.

Fireworks

Caution: Light fuse and get away. Failure to do so may cause injury.