Pickle Jar Rant

[Pirate Me]

Anyone ever have an extremely hard time opening them? I almost had a heart attack opening a jar just now. My arms are aching and red as I type! ALL I WANTED WAS ONE LITTLE PICKLE! I mean come on, maybe they should invent push up tops or ziplock tops?? This is ridiculous! I should call the company that makes these cursed little crunchy pickles! Anyone feel the same way??

Rant over. Whew, I feel better.

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

i only like pickles on hamburgers but watching ppl open jars is hillarious

 

[Pirate Me]

i only like pickles on hamburgers but watching ppl open jars is hillarious

Not from the other person's point of view.

 

[::Snow_White::]

I'm the only one in my family who thinks its easy to open them. They can't get it open they hand it to me and I pull it right off. I find it funny.

 

[imabrat]

TIP - turn the jar upside down, bang the lid on the counter, turn it upright and it should open.

Works everytime for me..
I saw it on Rachel Ray.

 

[marypops!]

i haven't tried opening a pickle jar though i hate anything which is hard to open. Mainly for me it's if a bottle has a lid which is hard to turn to break the seal. When i find them hard, i get a piece of paper and put it over the lid to turn it with and it works

 

[DisGirlAllie]

When I can't get it first try I take a knife and start hitting it.

 

[Pirate Me]

Due to Pickle Jar opening stress I have conducted an experiment and produced a theory. All you need to open an extremly hard pickle jar is a meat mallet, hammer, or chainsaw. I have the first two but I'll need to go find a chainsaw.

 

[AngienLuLu]

Pickles? I hate them. They're all like, green.

 

[marypops!]

^

hah sounds like something Brainiac would do. "We all get stressed at some point when trying to open jars. But which is the best method of opening them? we have a mallet, a hammer and a chainsaw. *does experiment*. So if your having trouble opening that pickle jar of yours, smash it open with a *object which won*"

 

[Pirate Me]

First time I had pickle trouble today, I opened the drawer and looked at the meat mallet...considering. Then I was like nah, I'm not going to do that, I'd get glass in my poor pickles!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Due to Pickle Jar opening stress I have conducted an experiment and produced a theory. All you need to open an extremly hard pickle jar is a meat mallet, hammer, or chainsaw. I have the first two but I'll need to go find a chainsaw.

I use a knife or meat mallet. Tap it with the meat mallet. And if that doesn't work TNT works very nice!

 

[Pirate Me]

I use a knife or meat mallet. Tap it with the meat mallet. And if that doesn't work TNT works very nice!

TNT, niiice. Screw the meat mallet. I need a contractor and a lawyer.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

TNT, niiice. Screw the meat mallet. I need a contractor and a lawyer.

I prefer a dark alley but that works too!

 

[Pirate Me]

I prefer a dark alley but that works too!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[StephaBabe50]

I always have someone else open
the jar for me..I'm too lazy

But my favorite kind of pickles
are "Bread and Butter" Pickles!
Yummm

 

[_tinkerbell_]

Theres a few food problems on the board today, VMK_MagicalLadee with her baked potatoes and now this I hope you get it open soon, i usually put something over it like a towel...when i get really frustrated with the pickles anyway or i just give up

 

[wishspirit]

May i suggest one of these:

http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com...search_text=&gclid=COfopMud-IwCFQvclAodYVgM_A

The Magic Twist is the one i have, it is a god send for getting out those pesy pickles.

I am the only person i know who likes them, i like to know i have a kindred spirit out there!

But the TNT is a good idea too!

 

[tinkerbellblondie19]

Pickles and TNT. That could be a VERY interesting day...