"Personally, I think I would make a great stripper!" 8/10 The End

Chapter One: Trip = Food Porn

I love to cook.

It doesn't matter if I eat what I make or not. I simply love to cook.

Let me have every holiday at our home please. Let me get up 2 days early to get ready for a grad party and then never go back to sleep.

I am happiest in the kitchen.

I come from a long line of cooks/chefs on my Dad's side.

My Great Grandfather owned a bakery.

My Grandfather made every meal and cooked every cookie in my grandparents home minus when he was gone in WWII and when he worked late. I literally never saw my grandmother in the kitchen unless she was making her famous dip. She did not even refill her coffee. The night my Grandma died, me and my cousins stayed up till 4 a.m. making cookies with my grandfather, listening to stories about the love of his life.

My Father, wrote and published several "Wild Game" cookbooks and again, unless he was out of town, never saw my Mother in the kitchen. He was a big hunter and took groups on hunting trips including Roy Rogers and Hulk Hogan. It was not unusual to have 20 men gathered around our kitchen table at 3 a.m. for caramel rolls, omelets and waffles with as much bacon as you desired, before heading out to the deer stand or duck blind.

So I was raised around cooks and love of food but more importantly the measure of love that food shows to people when you take the time to prepare a meal for others.

Some people look at my weight (hello, not skinny here) and think it is associated with home cooking.

The truth is, when I eat the most, I am not cooking.

The satisfaction I get in preparing big meals and food for others curbs that piece of me who will eat when not hungry. I have said it a million times...let me own a restaurant (Breakfast/lunch only) or B&B and write on the side and you will find a fit and happy woman.

So please when looking at this food, know the hours I spent I would not have wanted elsewhere.

I could have just done FF on the drive or store bought everything but then it would not have been a family vacation. It would not have been what my kids have grown to expect from me or me from myself!

Having the big green bugger meant more room so we would not have to be so crammed and that meant more cooler room.

I am an over compensator for sure.

Thank goodness I am not male! :rotfl2:

Not having Treyner to cook for during this past year and hearing him complain about cr@ppy food in Colorado and now at Anderson, makes a mama feel bad.

So I cooked.

I baked.

I bought.

I made enough food for 3 weeks of vacation for 2 tribes in Uganda.

I started about 4 days before we left gathering ingredients. Spent all day before we left in the kitchen! I even put many items in the freezer so nobody snacked on the goodies and it was gone before we left.

I had bought a huge plastic bin for chips etc, so things would not get smashed in the bugger. Began filling it about 1 week before we packed anything else! Best idea I had was that bin! I would not be happy if my perishables were perished before they would or could be enjoyed!

Here are some shots of the spread. Please make sure to wipe the drool of the keyboard when finished and do not blame me if your scale is up tomorrow because you licked the dust off your computer screen.

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First up 32 cups of potato salad. I had never made potato salad before. Of everything I cook, never had the need to. My ex MIL, makes the best potato salad on the planet and even to Treyner's grad party, I asked her to bring hers. So Carsyn snagged the recipe from her and I made it.

I also learned a few things about what to do different next time including, cut the potatoes into smaller chunks after cooking! :thumbsup2

Next was my famous chicken salad! This time made with turkey which I got up at 2 a.m. the night before we left to cook so it could be fresh and juicy!!!
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About 38 cups worth!

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Here is the huge bin I bought and ideas of what was inside including, pudding, Wheat Thins and Baylor's favorite store bought cookies!

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Inside the bin was several bags of chips and peanut butter pretzels, nuts and an assortment of goodies to snack on!

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Bring out the big guns for baking Nutteroos!

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Before the peanut butter creme is added!

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After!

These I will make smaller next time! The kids think jumbo cookies are fun once in a while. They looved them!

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The first layer for home made Reece's Peanut Butter Bars! :love:

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Reece s Peanut Butter Bars after frosting them!

I also made elephant ears - (popcorn added to butter and melted marshmallows like rice krispie bars but then you add gelatin powder. (I used Strawberry.) The ones I made tasted like those strawberry wafer cookies you can buy that also come in chocolate and vanilla.

In the cooler went the salads and also lunch meat and cheeses.

After the big cooking day, my kitchen was totaled! :eek:

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I did dishes for 2 hours and then started to pack clothes. You can see the turkey roasting pan by the sink!

I am not a big person in preparing clothes 2 weeks in advance. I usually pack pretty light, esp. if on a plane.

Dan and I shared a suitcase and the kids each had a duffel bag.

We also had a huge soft sided car topper that had boogie boards and snorkeling gear. Never did put it on the roof though! Had plenty of room inside and was glad for that after the gas mileage was reviewed!!!

To make the ride better than before, Dan had conspired with Baylor to Tech Savvy the booger. :sad2:

So new to the van was a 19" flat screen LCD/DVD TV and....

an x-box!

Which came only the day before we left. Baylor had been in a panic it would not get here in time! Dan spent hours installing both of the gadgets and it looked like all was operational!

We had plans to leave around 3 p.m. on Wed., March 10th. Got the kids out of school around Noon in order to finish packing and help run last minute errands. Poor Carsyn had been up literally 24 hours plus. She had a huge project in Social Studies that a group of girls was supposed to help with. They choose to bail and Carsyn being the good student, stayed up all night on her own working on it. Her first all night cram before college even starts!

See she even looks delirious! (The lava lamp in the background was part of her project in case you think that is my idea of lighting! She had the 70's in a decades project!)

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After she got home, I called down to her and when she did not answer, I went downstairs to find her passed out on her floor in her duffel bag! Poor kid was just ready to sleep the drive away.

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Baylor was wearing his new glasses and ready to roll! He had been begging for an x-box and saving his money for almost a year so this was just as much of the trip as Florida was to him! :banana:

Gas was filled in the van, everything got loaded and we were ready to leave in pretty good time for our family!

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Dan's Game Face!

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Baylor ready to get the show on the road!

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That huddled mess in the back was Carsyn - already out!

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On our way out of town I stopped and dropped off a Silpada order and bought Treyner's Tabs for his Jeep that were expired in March and then...we were .......

Heading South!

We wanted our first Food Destination to be Garret's Popcorn in Chicago! We had a tight time line to get there in!!
 
Awesome update! I have always said if i ever win the lottery (and I am convinced I will :lmao:) I will open a bakery in my hometown. All we have is a grocery store craptastic bakery, and a real bakery is desperately needed! I would love the recipe for your peanut butter cream cookies, or the reeces peanut butter bars, if you are willing to share of course!
 
Awesome update! I have always said if i ever win the lottery (and I am convinced I will :lmao:) I will open a bakery in my hometown. All we have is a grocery store craptastic bakery, and a real bakery is desperately needed! I would love the recipe for your peanut butter cream cookies, or the reeces peanut butter bars, if you are willing to share of course!

I will share any recipes people want!!! Let me know if there is anything else and I can post them later!:thumbsup2
 
I have those exact store cookies that Baylor likes in my dorm room right now. Except with yellow icing. And my roommate wants to throw them out, because she's trying to eat healthy and they're not helping. But she bought them in the first place. I am trying to convince her that throwing them away is just a sin, since there are starving children in Africa. Let me just say, they are still on her desk :)
 

Ummmm...... I would like receipes for everything please! Especially the Nutteroo cookies! I love anything peanut butter!!!

Sounds like you're off to a great start! :thumbsup2
 
I third the wanting recipes! Cus you know, they are calorie and fat free when made for road trips. :rolleyes1 Just sayin'.

We're taking a road trip to Florida to visit my mother in law in August. But we're not going to Disney. :sad2: It's KILLING ME!


Remind me to show up at your house for Thanksgiving this year! Girl you can cook! Holy food fest batman!

Can't wait to go along on this journey with you guys! Your photos of the van are making me miss my mom's old van. She traded it in for a gold Cadi for her 50th wedding anniversary. My dad bought it for her and insisted it had to be a gold car. :laughing: Sweet story but man I miss her van!

Hope Baylor wasn't too shaken up this morning! :hug:
 
YOU left EARLY!! EARLY?! I am soooo impressed right now!!! Yes, I definitely want recipes, too! I have decided that if I can ever get that lottery winning plan to work out for me I would like to either be a caterer or a cake maker. I love cooking/baking/decorating, all of it. But I don't want it to be this huge undertaking kind of thing.... I will have enough money to last when I win the lotto(:lmao:) that I will just do it for friends at close to cost. Aaaaah thats my dream!
 
Wow! I think I want to road trip with you!
I also love to bake and cook, but my family is not very adventurous, so I would be making the same boring stuff over and over. DH does more of the cooking for dinner since he gets home first.

Poor Carsyn - at least she had a lot of time and room in the back to sleep!
Baylor looks cute in his new glasses!
 
i'm here!! :woohoo: and i'm totally spoiled since i've been able to read three of your TR's back to back - glad this one is a long one!!

i'm putting this in huge font, because i'm excited:
CARSYN PLAYS RUGBY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i played for 4 years in college, and my boyfriend is also a rugger (yummmmmm rugby men :tongue:). And i NEVER SCORED A TRY!!! i got close, once, hahaha. i played hook (the middle person in the front row of the scrum) but i've filled in all over the pitch (field). Carsyn (since you're reading this), what do you play?? do you LOVE it or do you LOVE it?! get ready for black eyes, funky bruises, and weeks of not being able to walk right...:cloud9: (and, since you're not in college and nowhere near 21, you *shouldn't* get this, but...shoot, the boot! shoot shoot the boot!!! :thumbsup2)

glad everything turned out okay with Baylor's school and your dad!!

oh, and i'd love the recipe's for Reese's Bars and your chicken salad!
 
Great update! I spent the last 2 days reading your first two TRs and I swear I dreamt about your family (stalker alert :lmao:) They were emblazoned into my brain :)

Recipes would be wonderful! I need some inspiration. I went to a neighbor's BBQ on Saturday and I took store bought macaroni salad (in my own bowl of course :thumbsup2) I was going to admit it, but then my lovely husband announced that we 'would've been here sooner, but we were finishing making this delicious macaroni salad.' Smart A**!!
 
I have those exact store cookies that Baylor likes in my dorm room right now. Except with yellow icing. And my roommate wants to throw them out, because she's trying to eat healthy and they're not helping. But she bought them in the first place. I am trying to convince her that throwing them away is just a sin, since there are starving children in Africa. Let me just say, they are still on her desk :)
That is so funny! baylor likes my homemade ones best but these were discounted after Valentines day and breast cancer awareness day - 2 for 1!!!!
Ummmm...... I would like receipes for everything please! Especially the Nutteroo cookies! I love anything peanut butter!!!

Sounds like you're off to a great start! :thumbsup2
I will post them tom! The Nutteroos are great! I only had 1/4 of one though cause the kids demolished them!
I third the wanting recipes! Cus you know, they are calorie and fat free when made for road trips. :rolleyes1 Just sayin'.
Praise the Lawd!!!
We're taking a road trip to Florida to visit my mother in law in August. But we're not going to Disney. :sad2: It's KILLING ME!
I would have to veer for at least an hour off course!

Remind me to show up at your house for Thanksgiving this year! Girl you can cook! Holy food fest batman!
We have 2 types of potatoes and 2 meats, 3 dessertc and countless veggies including at least 3 or 4 sweet potatoes/candied yams!
Can't wait to go along on this journey with you guys! Your photos of the van are making me miss my mom's old van. She traded it in for a gold Cadi for her 50th wedding anniversary. My dad bought it for her and insisted it had to be a gold car. :laughing: Sweet story but man I miss her van!
WE have fallen in love with the bugger...I need to see igf I did not get any from the outside!
Hope Baylor wasn't too shaken up this morning! :hug:
No - more news about the incident though - the kid went into a science room - teacher talked him into leaving - locked the doors - the kid went back to science lab - tried opening all doors, broke the glass and reached in and opened the lock and came in again - the teacher talked him into leaving again even after he put a gun to the heads of kids in the class. Miracle. Plain and simple. Blessed kids that day and teacher. He encountered a teacher in the hall and said, "Bang Bang Bang" and then left the school and was tackled by cops. Still is scary how close the school came to being a statistic.
YOU left EARLY!! EARLY?! I am soooo impressed right now!!! Yes, I definitely want recipes, too! I have decided that if I can ever get that lottery winning plan to work out for me I would like to either be a caterer or a cake maker. I love cooking/baking/decorating, all of it. But I don't want it to be this huge undertaking kind of thing.... I will have enough money to last when I win the lotto(:lmao:) that I will just do it for friends at close to cost. Aaaaah thats my dream!
Great plan and we left right on time!!! Award is deserved!!!!
Wow! I think I want to road trip with you!
I also love to bake and cook, but my family is not very adventurous, so I would be making the same boring stuff over and over. DH does more of the cooking for dinner since he gets home first.
Lucky he can cook!!!!
Poor Carsyn - at least she had a lot of time and room in the back to sleep!
Baylor looks cute in his new glasses!
I love them - in some pictures he looked like super nerd - he is a riot!
i'm here!! :woohoo: and i'm totally spoiled since i've been able to read three of your TR's back to back - glad this one is a long one!!
I am happy you are happy!!!
i'm putting this in huge font, because i'm excited:
CARSYN PLAYS RUGBY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will tell her to post!!!


oh, and i'd love the recipe's for Reese's Bars and your chicken salad!
The bars taste just like the real ones!!!
Great update! I spent the last 2 days reading your first two TRs and I swear I dreamt about your family (stalker alert :lmao:) They were emblazoned into my brain :)
Bill me for therapy!
Recipes would be wonderful! I need some inspiration. I went to a neighbor's BBQ on Saturday and I took store bought macaroni salad (in my own bowl of course :thumbsup2) I was going to admit it, but then my lovely husband announced that we 'would've been here sooner, but we were finishing making this delicious macaroni salad.' Smart A**!!
My chicken salad always is gone! Made over 3 42 cup bowls for Treyner's grad party and ham and turkey and loads of other stuff and the salad was gone!!!

I p.m.'s you BTW - regarding a stay you had - for info on an upcoming trip!!
 
I am intrigued... what are Nutteroos exactly? :confused3
We don't have such a delicacy in Scotland :rotfl:
Plenty neeps and tatties and shortbread but no Nutteroos. :banana:
Nutters yes, Nutteros no. :rotfl:

I need to get out more, I am laughing to myself at myself.

Sarah
 
I am here! Finally! Have been so so busy lately that I can't keep up around here...even on my own trip report which I really MUST update!:headache:

I would love the recipes for nutaroos (even though I never get to bake, no kids, DH doesn't eat enough sweets for me to justify and I will eat them all myself - I will make them to take somewhere though!) and for the chicken salad! Heck potato salad too! :cool1:

I am glad Baylor and everyone else is okay.

Oh, and those Lofthouse cookies that you bought -- we call them crack cookies here. I only buy them for parties. I have one friend who will eat 3 or 4 of them in an evening.
 
All the food looked great!:thumbsup2 Especially those cookies:lovestruc Using that bin was an awesome idea too. Glad to hear everyone at your son's school was safe and unharmed. What a horrible experience!
 
I'd love to know the recipe for your MIL's potato salad! It looks SOOOOO good! I love potato salad but can never make it right.

Awww, I love Baylor's new glasses. Very trendy. I don't think I ever noticed his ear-piercing though, did he always have that?

I love to cook and bake too. Especially when I can't sleep or am just having a bad day. Making cookies or cake or bread always makes me feel better. But I almost never eat what I bake! I bake for others, not myself. Good thing my family doesn't mind finishing off the goods for me.

My specialty that I like to bring to parties are rice balls. They're a popular Japanese food and is basically balls of rice with salmon or tuna mixed with mayo inside. I would spend hours before a party, making that to keep it fresh.
 
The munchies all looked wonderful!

I think I remember reading the recipe for chicken (turkey) salad on one of your other trip reports, but would love to see it again. Also the potato salad recipe - I love a good potato salad. :thumbsup2
 
Looks yummy! I'd definitely like the chicken salad and Reese's bars recipes. Thanks!
 
Wow Dawn, you did some serious damage to that kitchen before departure! Yum though, the food looked quite tasty and with that bunch to feed, you really did need to take lots of food!
 




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