- Joined
- Jan 19, 2006
Ahhhhh.
Spring break.
A time to sit back. Catch some rays.
Spoil yourself a bit.
Wonder how time can go by so fast when it is good and drag on like a fart in church when it is not.
Spring break for normal people.
That is what I envision.
Then, you have us.
Who although love and are loved - are not so normal.
We are what some refer to as special.
And no - not as in helmet wearing, to prevent you from licking bus windows, special.
Unique.
Slightly off balance.
Quirky like a 3 legged cat with no tail.
Zany like your Aunt Theresa's black mole on her chin, that you swear sprouts more hair every Passover.
We are, a 3 legged cat with a hairy mole, sans tail.
If you want Disney sweet and "The hills are alive with the sound of music," mushy, romping in the woods tales... go elsewhere.
If you like reading about people, that make you feel lucky about your own dysfunctional offspring, you are in the right place.
Which is left of normal but still right of wrong.
We, being non normal people, drove this trip.
In a big green booger.
Which we bought specifically for the purpose of this trip.
How many of you can say you have done that?
This trip involved the Keys, a pit stop at Vero and WDW. Plus a various sundry of other places along the way.
I take pictures.
Not of just the usual things.
But off the wall and unique things that if you don't pay attention, could alter your experience.
Make it normal.
Which I have explained.
We are not.
So join us if you dare.
Or are just bored enough to focus every few seconds.
Did I mention that when you lurk I get a bit anxious?
I do.
I wonder why people are stalking and not posting.
Like if I am such a bad writer, than why are you bothering to read?
Is it cause it is sooo bad and you are one of those evil people who like watching people fall? (Like at the Boardwalk after it rains, on the planks o death?
)
Or is it that you fear anyone off kilter, like ourselves, is better loved from a distance?
Either way, please post to at least give me a flippin pulse.
So I know you are there.
Well - that is all for now.
I am off to spend a joyous Saturday watching my daughter get beat legally.
Rugby.
This is gonna be awesome.
Anyway, so you know who you have just spent 4 minutes of your life on that you can never get back - I will introduce the gang.
Quickly, cause like I said, there is priorities for the day.
This is Carsyn (16) - the middle child and I started with her cause she reads my TR's and at home she thinks she is not the favorite. (Kids - Gotta throw a curve ball at them to keep them on their toes!)
This would be my youngest. Baylor. He is 14, loves to snowboard (pictured here with his new gear he got for his birthday! I love the pants!) and is quick witted as all get out.
This would be my oldest Treyner (19) and his DGF Taylor.
We thought we would meet her for the first time and send her into shock with 12 days of torture. Or what we call, family bonding. Gotta see if she fits in. Treyner said he wasn't worried but he also told her I do not put up with drama so expect to be tied to the roof if she whines.
Then there is me and Dan.
I just love his willingness to be himself.
Ok - that is not Dan. It is a good friend who does Drag Queen Shows about plastic.
Dan would look like this:
But don't ya think he would be hot in red curls?
Anyway -
That is the gang. More info on us as the trip unfolds.
Or you can get your lazy hind ends over to the old TR's and get caught up to speed if you have not joined us previously.
This was the BEST TRIP EVER. It was unanimous vote and can't wait to relive it with you all!
Here is the link to the quick PTR that pretty much explained an ounce of this vacation and not much else . I wrote it though and you should feel obligated to know what it says.
Like an Intro to a book no matter if it sucks or not!
What Crack Planet Did I move to in Order to think This is a Good Idea?
Chapter One: Trip = Food Porn
Chapter Two: Neked Ladies and Popcorn
Chapter Three: Indiana Cletus and a Bobby Flay Inspired Stop!
Chapter Four: Grubby & Chubby - I was ready to eat!
Chapter Five: The Colonel and Shannn - just not in the same bucket!
Mini Update
Chapter Six: "Oh Glasses, my glasses, where for art my glasses!"
Chapter Seven: Taylor and Treyner OH MY!
Chapter Eight: "Chocolate Cake and Toilet Paper Bombs"
Chapter Nine: "How much Fried Food Will Kill You?"
Chapter Ten: "Exactly How Long is Another 13 Hours?"
Chapter Eleven: "I May Have Just Died and Gone to Heaven!"
Chapter Twelve: "Key West or Bust - 1st installment"
Installment 2
Installment 3
Installment 4
Prom Pics and Semi-Formal too!!
Installment - 5
Installment - 6
Chapter Thirteen: A Day of Nothing & Everything
Chapter Fourteen: "Can we just Move Here Already?"
Chapter Fifteen: "Chain Gangs and Manta-Fin's"
Chapter Fifteen: Part Deux
Chapter Sixteen: Disney Finally Starts! Vero!
Part 2
Chapter Seventeen: DTD & WPE
Chapter Eighteen: Personally, I think I would make a great stripper."
Chapter Nineteen: Stupid People is as Stupid People Does."
Chapter Twenty: I have somewhere you can put your snorkel!"
Volume 2
Chapter Twenty One: Move your Poi Poi for My Potstickers!
Chapter Twenty Two: EPCOT, WIGD & Vomit...just not always in that order!
Chapter Twenty Three: Jack is going to Sing Sing
Chapter Twenty Four: Head Em Out Move Em Out Rawhide!!!
The End!!
Spring break.
A time to sit back. Catch some rays.
Spoil yourself a bit. Wonder how time can go by so fast when it is good and drag on like a fart in church when it is not.
Spring break for normal people.
That is what I envision.
Then, you have us.
Who although love and are loved - are not so normal.
We are what some refer to as special.
And no - not as in helmet wearing, to prevent you from licking bus windows, special.
Unique.
Slightly off balance.
Quirky like a 3 legged cat with no tail.
Zany like your Aunt Theresa's black mole on her chin, that you swear sprouts more hair every Passover.
We are, a 3 legged cat with a hairy mole, sans tail.
If you want Disney sweet and "The hills are alive with the sound of music," mushy, romping in the woods tales... go elsewhere.
If you like reading about people, that make you feel lucky about your own dysfunctional offspring, you are in the right place.
Which is left of normal but still right of wrong.
We, being non normal people, drove this trip.
In a big green booger.
Which we bought specifically for the purpose of this trip.
How many of you can say you have done that?
This trip involved the Keys, a pit stop at Vero and WDW. Plus a various sundry of other places along the way.
I take pictures.
Not of just the usual things.
But off the wall and unique things that if you don't pay attention, could alter your experience.
Make it normal.
Which I have explained.
We are not.
So join us if you dare.
Or are just bored enough to focus every few seconds.
Did I mention that when you lurk I get a bit anxious?
I do.
I wonder why people are stalking and not posting.
Like if I am such a bad writer, than why are you bothering to read?
Is it cause it is sooo bad and you are one of those evil people who like watching people fall? (Like at the Boardwalk after it rains, on the planks o death?
)Or is it that you fear anyone off kilter, like ourselves, is better loved from a distance?
Either way, please post to at least give me a flippin pulse.
So I know you are there.
Well - that is all for now.
I am off to spend a joyous Saturday watching my daughter get beat legally.
Rugby.
This is gonna be awesome.
Anyway, so you know who you have just spent 4 minutes of your life on that you can never get back - I will introduce the gang.
Quickly, cause like I said, there is priorities for the day.
This is Carsyn (16) - the middle child and I started with her cause she reads my TR's and at home she thinks she is not the favorite. (Kids - Gotta throw a curve ball at them to keep them on their toes!)
This would be my youngest. Baylor. He is 14, loves to snowboard (pictured here with his new gear he got for his birthday! I love the pants!) and is quick witted as all get out.
This would be my oldest Treyner (19) and his DGF Taylor.
We thought we would meet her for the first time and send her into shock with 12 days of torture. Or what we call, family bonding. Gotta see if she fits in. Treyner said he wasn't worried but he also told her I do not put up with drama so expect to be tied to the roof if she whines.
Then there is me and Dan.
I just love his willingness to be himself.
Ok - that is not Dan. It is a good friend who does Drag Queen Shows about plastic.
Dan would look like this:
But don't ya think he would be hot in red curls?
Anyway -
That is the gang. More info on us as the trip unfolds.
Or you can get your lazy hind ends over to the old TR's and get caught up to speed if you have not joined us previously.
This was the BEST TRIP EVER. It was unanimous vote and can't wait to relive it with you all!
Here is the link to the quick PTR that pretty much explained an ounce of this vacation and not much else . I wrote it though and you should feel obligated to know what it says.
Like an Intro to a book no matter if it sucks or not!
What Crack Planet Did I move to in Order to think This is a Good Idea?
Chapter One: Trip = Food Porn
Chapter Two: Neked Ladies and Popcorn
Chapter Three: Indiana Cletus and a Bobby Flay Inspired Stop!
Chapter Four: Grubby & Chubby - I was ready to eat!
Chapter Five: The Colonel and Shannn - just not in the same bucket!
Mini Update
Chapter Six: "Oh Glasses, my glasses, where for art my glasses!"
Chapter Seven: Taylor and Treyner OH MY!
Chapter Eight: "Chocolate Cake and Toilet Paper Bombs"
Chapter Nine: "How much Fried Food Will Kill You?"
Chapter Ten: "Exactly How Long is Another 13 Hours?"
Chapter Eleven: "I May Have Just Died and Gone to Heaven!"
Chapter Twelve: "Key West or Bust - 1st installment"
Installment 2
Installment 3
Installment 4
Prom Pics and Semi-Formal too!!
Installment - 5
Installment - 6
Chapter Thirteen: A Day of Nothing & Everything
Chapter Fourteen: "Can we just Move Here Already?"
Chapter Fifteen: "Chain Gangs and Manta-Fin's"
Chapter Fifteen: Part Deux
Chapter Sixteen: Disney Finally Starts! Vero!
Part 2
Chapter Seventeen: DTD & WPE
Chapter Eighteen: Personally, I think I would make a great stripper."
Chapter Nineteen: Stupid People is as Stupid People Does."
Chapter Twenty: I have somewhere you can put your snorkel!"
Volume 2
Chapter Twenty One: Move your Poi Poi for My Potstickers!
Chapter Twenty Two: EPCOT, WIGD & Vomit...just not always in that order!
Chapter Twenty Three: Jack is going to Sing Sing
Chapter Twenty Four: Head Em Out Move Em Out Rawhide!!!
The End!!
During your last trip report, you stopped in my neck of the woods for your gourmet Christmas lunch. Yes, I am from Iowa & after all of your Iowan bashing, I still LOVE reading your trip reports. I guess I must be a little on the not normal side myself 
