People waiting in line say the darndest things!

[Turkey Lurkey]

Not Disney related, but heard while in line for the White Water Rafting Ride at Six Flags Great America, "MY HEART DON'T PUMP NO KOOL-AID!"

20 odd years later and I still love busting that chestnut out occasionally.


TL

 

[LilRonGal]

While waiting in line for BTMR, a kid was getting off and screaming:

SEE MOM I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA DIE! SEE LOOK AT ME, I'M DEAD!

 

[quirty30]

well, it wasn't in a line, but my kids gave a bystander quite a laugh in Norway at the store with the giant troll. Of course, I wanted to take a picture of them in front of the troll; they grabbed some swords and shields and pretended to have a battle. DD9 got a little too into it; DS12 screamed quite loudly, "OUCH - YOU HIT ME IN MY PRIVATE SPOT." The man behind me just roared with laughter. I was so embarrassed! But I every time I look at the picture now, I laugh too.

 

[LilRonGal]

Oooh, ooh. When my DH and I were meeting Princess Aurora, she asked if we had plans for that night. I told her that we were going to MNSSHP. She said, "You're going to get your groove on, yes?"

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Oooh, ooh. When my DH and I were meeting Princess Aurora, she asked if we had plans for that night. I told her that we were going to MNSSHP. She said, "You're going to get your groove on, yes?"

What an odd thing for a princess to say! Too funny!

 

[fax290]

Not something at the park but quite a conversation with my mother about disney world.

In march, 2000 my parents took my sister and I to disney and all four of us went on RRC.

2010 group conversation (me, mom, and friends):

mom: Oh, I don't ride rollercoasters.
me: Well you went on RRC when we went to disney world.
mom: (Puzzled look) The aerosmith ride?
me: Yeah
mom: Thats not a rollercoaster.
me: Huh? Yes it is!
mom: That was a rollercoaster? I thought it was one of those simulator rides!

She was ashamed... i was hysterical. It took her 10 years to learn she went on a real rollercoaster. She didn't know she had gone upside down either cause even during "the simulator" she had her eyes closed the entire time.

 

[disneynutsss]

a few years back we (dh,me,ds) took my (at the time) 15 yo niece with us - her first trip - our about 9th trip. we were on line for COP and the CM started letting us all in - going to the left. he stopped my niece and told her all ppl with green shirts have to go to the right (as he directed her to do so)... she went off by herself to the right... until she heard the laughter

on a related note, same day, same shirt, different attraction - a CM asked her if she was feeling a little green today. what a bewildered look on her face!

this upcoming trip with be our 14th trip to WDW. my DH is still trying to get used to the fact that Universal/IOA and Sea World/Discovery cove is not owned by Ddisney AND which parks actually are owned by Disney!

DH still calls BTMRR the runaway train (which is the OLD name of a roller coaster in our six flags!)

And i never knew i had a jersey accent until i went to WDW!!!

 

[Bartsy]

One night at the MK we (myself, wife, 2 children) were on Main Street watching Wishes. At the time when Tinkerbell flew off the Castle, a man who was holding his daughter said to her..." Look it's Twinklebell. Do you like Twinklebell?" I heard this and glanced over to my right as another woman was standing there with her family, she glanced over at me and we shared a funny grin together.... One of those had to be there type of moments, but funny as hell.

 

[mimiloveswdw]

When we were on Magical Express, we spotted TOT and the Swan and Dolphin. A man in front of us pointed it out to his family and said loudly "Guys! That's a sign for the Tower of Fear! Ooh! And there are hotels right by it!"

I turned to my sister and said "Yeah, they're called the Goose and the Goldfish."


Later that week we were on line for POTC and there was a mom with two boys behind us. The boys were very excited, but the mom...wasn't

She says, "What are we on line for anyway?"
One of the boys replies with "Mom, this is the Pirates of the Europeans!"

 

[robsmith1098]

a few years back we (dh,me,ds) took my (at the time) 15 yo niece with us - her first trip - our about 9th trip. we were on line for COP and the CM started letting us all in - going to the left. he stopped my niece and told her all ppl with green shirts have to go to the right (as he directed her to do so)... she went off by herself to the right... until she heard the laughter

on a related note, same day, same shirt, different attraction - a CM asked her if she was feeling a little green today. what a bewildered look on her face!

this upcoming trip with be our 14th trip to WDW. my DH is still trying to get used to the fact that Universal/IOA and Sea World/Discovery cove is not owned by Ddisney AND which parks actually are owned by Disney!

DH still calls BTMRR the runaway train (which is the OLD name of a roller coaster in our six flags!)

And i never knew i had a jersey accent until i went to WDW!!!

Off topic for just a second - I didn't know I had a "Richmond" accent until I went to college. At least, that is what my friends told me. I don't think it is as 'thick' as a true Richmond accent, though. Ok, back on topic.

Rob

 

[clandrum]

Off topic for just a second - I didn't know I had a "Richmond" accent until I went to college. At least, that is what my friends told me. I don't think it is as 'thick' as a true Richmond accent, though. Ok, back on topic.

Rob

I don't think I have an accent. But my family in Minnesota thinks I do and they crack up. I am like have you guys ever heard yourself talk? My favorite thing they say is, "Say, doooon't cha know?"

I guess everyone had a little accent.

 

[robsmith1098]

I don't think I have an accent. But my family in Minnesota thinks I do and they crack up. I am like have you guys ever heard yourself talk? My favorite thing they say is, "Say, doooon't cha know?"

I guess everyone had a little accent.

My wife loves that saying!

 

[ArmandXG]

All these are too funny! I have a couple of my own.

1. On the Dis boards a woman posted the question "What's a queue and why do I have to be in it?"

2. Overheard in MK as a woman was getting in at the end of a line, she asked the man if front of her "Is this the line for the queue?" Makes me wonder what was going through her head when she asked this.

So now, my husband and I want these sayings printed on the back of some t-shirts when we go to the park, just to see what people say!

3. My sisters co-worker was talking about her upcoming trip to WDW and she was so excited because it would be her first time. My sister told her to pace herself and take breaks because there is a lot of walking. Sisters friend tells her "Oh, we're not going to walk, we're renting bikes!" Boy was she mad when she found out you can't ride your bike through the parks!

4. I almost forgot the time when My nephew was getting his picture with Pocahontas and this woman walks up to me and asks "who's she?" I said "Pocahontas". The woman looks back at me and says (with a straight face) "Oh, what movie is she from?" I was so wanting to tell her Peter Pan, but I didn't!

 

[CajunMomof3]

This thread has been alot of fun to read!

This hapened in the line leaving the TOT, but I think it fits...

On our first ever (and only one to the this date) ride on the TOT, DS7 was a bit freaked out. So as we were leaving, I told him that it had made my stomach feel all funny. He announced (loudly, of course) that it had made his private parts feel funny! There was a bunch of laughter from the people around us!

 

[ddoconnell]

This was years ago, but it was my very young nephew's first trip and we were watching wishes...Tinkerbell was flying from the top of the castle. He drew in a deep breath and said: "See?!? I told you Tinkerbell was real!" Showers of pixie dust that night!

 

[woohoo02]

This didn't happen in line, but on Stitch's Great Escape:

It's nearing the end of the ride/show, and this lady next to me says rather loudly, "Excuse me! Excuse me! Is this ride for kids? 'Cause it's KILLING me!"

I turn toward her and see that she's sitting in the seat SIDEWAYS, so of course the shoulder harness thing has gone down farther on her than it should've.

I just turned back around and shook my head.

 

[2Tiggies]

Here's a cute one from the mouth of my own DD, aged 6 at the time.

I was waiting in the line to get FPs for Splash Mountain (her favorite ride and she wanted ANOTHER turn on it). She suddenly appeared distressed and asked me if we could leave the FP and rather just wait. I told her it was a very long wait so FPs would allow us to do other things instead of standing in line. She understood FP because I use them a lot so I was puzzled by this. I got the FPs and then talked to her to try find out why she was so upset about them.

It turned out that she thought (since I pay for everything on a card, not cash) that I was buying the FPs and using all my money, but I hadn't bought myself anything nice that trip. It was funny, but so touching that she was concerned about her mom missing out to the point that she would rather wait 90 minutes in a line so I could treat myself.

 

[pkondz]

Here's a cute one from the mouth of my own DD, aged 6 at the time.

I was waiting in the line to get FPs for Splash Mountain (her favorite ride and she wanted ANOTHER turn on it). She suddenly appeared distressed and asked me if we could leave the FP and rather just wait. I told her it was a very long wait so FPs would allow us to do other things instead of standing in line. She understood FP because I use them a lot so I was puzzled by this. I got the FPs and then talked to her to try find out why she was so upset about them.

It turned out that she thought (since I pay for everything on a card, not cash) that I was buying the FPs and using all my money, but I hadn't bought myself anything nice that trip. It was funny, but so touching that she was concerned about her mom missing out to the point that she would rather wait 90 minutes in a line so I could treat myself.

Awww....

 

[pkondz]

1. On the Dis boards a woman posted the question "What's a queue and why do I have to be in it?"

2. Overheard in MK as a woman was getting in at the end of a line, she asked the man if front of her "Is this the line for the queue?" Makes me wonder what was going through her head when she asked this.

So now, my husband and I want these sayings printed on the back of some t-shirts when we go to the park, just to see what people say!

Ooh, that would be a great t-shirt!

I wish I had been there, I would have replied, "No, this is the queue for the line, the line for the queue is around the corner."

 

[CajunMomof3]

Here's a cute one from the mouth of my own DD, aged 6 at the time.

I was waiting in the line to get FPs for Splash Mountain (her favorite ride and she wanted ANOTHER turn on it). She suddenly appeared distressed and asked me if we could leave the FP and rather just wait. I told her it was a very long wait so FPs would allow us to do other things instead of standing in line. She understood FP because I use them a lot so I was puzzled by this. I got the FPs and then talked to her to try find out why she was so upset about them.

It turned out that she thought (since I pay for everything on a card, not cash) that I was buying the FPs and using all my money, but I hadn't bought myself anything nice that trip. It was funny, but so touching that she was concerned about her mom missing out to the point that she would rather wait 90 minutes in a line so I could treat myself.

How sweet! It is moments like that that make up for the moments when we wonder who the alien creature living with us is!!