Now THAT is pure genius!!
I am so running out and buying my DH a 6 pack of some dark German
schloggy type beer and getting him drunk and on the Disney reservation site!
As for laminating the "Master Plan" I can tell you that I too am guilty of that crime. I have discovered that a "Sharpie" Marker can write over the laminating film, which I had to resort to in an act of last minute desperation.
As for the Beach Tags (my name for the Beach Club Luggage tags!) I would tell the unsuspecting that Disney changed their procedures and then send them away with some distraction while you attach them at the last minute before you hand them over to the gate attendant at the airport. It might just be the simplest way to handle the problem...
In other airplane news I have purchased our tickets on Southwest. I have been watching airfares on SW and I've come to the conclusion that you can save 1/3 off of their non stop flight if you switch to a 1 stop or a 1 stop and switch planes type of flight. This is not something I'm thinking is wise, especially during the 2nd week in December when the weather can be a factor. We are paying $184 each for the flight down and $184 each for the flight home. Times five people that can really add up but maybe the kids (3 teens) can all sit in one seat

I'll keep my peepers open to see if that price gets better but for now Orlando and WDW here we come!
~NM