Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[Imzadi]

Okay, I have to take back one negative comment I made earlier:

It was about how that scanky news tabloid rag, that we NYers wouldn't even wrap our fish in, The New York Post, couldn't possibly have gotten the info right on the Vanity Fair/Annie Liebovitz story. It kills me that they actually got the scoop right on that.



What? Were you thinking I was going to talk about something else?

 

[poppinspal]

I saw that show too. She was baking cookies with her mom and she seemed normal. Now, she is caught up in a freak show.

I agree. It's like she's in an abusive relationship. Many people in those can't/won't leave out of fear. If Kat(i)e signed an agreement with this nut, then she may think she has no way out.

She was wearing a baseball cap and talking about watching football with her dad and brother. I can't believe this is the same girl.

I honestly think that maybe she does feel like shse has no way out. If I were in her shoes I'd be praying for it to all be over and to return to a normal life. She needs Dr. Phil's help.

 

[Nancy]

So ya'll what do we think about Suri with the fringe on top?

Is it theirs? Was Katie (yeah I used the "I") pregnant by Tom?

They say the pictures are a month old... so isn't that baby kinda' big for 120 days old?

Did it just take that long to find the perfect adopted child that looks like them both?

Think SNL Church lady here..."Could it be.....Satan? Hmmmm?

What do we think, we DIsers who knew all along something was fishy...




Hey...7 days until my Cruise! Whoo Hoo

Look at current pictures of Brooke Shields daughter (the one that was born the same day as supposedly Suri) there is a big difference in size and developement. There is a current picture of Grier (BS's dd) in one of the mags this week, but I can't find it on-line anywhere.

Seeing Josh's face next to Suri I am going to say that Sure certainly does resemble her daddy (alleged daddy). Don't want any lawsuits! LOL!

 

[CathrynRose]

Alright - my kids ears look exactly like my ex hubby, so on a quest I went to match up the ears....

 

[CathrynRose]

 

[arminnie]

Not sure who the "Minivan Majority" are....I drive a minivan & I've NEVER thought Cruise was "all that". I watched his movies, but I'm more an Orlando Bloom-Johnny Depp PIRATE kind of girl!!

I'm on my second minivan, and there is NO COMPARISON between Johnny Depp (wowzer) and pathetic Tom Cruise.

Sort of like comparing Arnold the Terminator to Richard Simmons. Although I believe even Richard is more manly than Tommy boy.

 

[my4kids]

Alright - my kids ears look exactly like my ex hubby, so on a quest I went to match up the ears....

Why does Tom look like he is in pain in this picture? Does that look like a happy natural face? It just looks so fake and staged and like he is trying too hard - Also - would you LOOK at the SIZE of that kids head next to his? Its almost the same size.....that baby was supposed to be 3 1/2 months at the time the pictures were taken? - I don't think so, that little Asian kid is like 5 mo. pushing 6 maybe.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

Why does Tom look like he is in pain in this picture? Does that look like a happy natural face? It just looks so fake and staged and like he is trying too hard - Also - would you LOOK at the SIZE of that kids head next to his? Its almost the same size.....that baby was supposed to be 3 1/2 months at the time the pictures were taken? - I don't think so, that little Asian kid is like 5 mo. pushing 6 maybe.

Look at his eyelids, like he is concentrating on keeping them closed. Kind of like you fake sleep on your kids, your eyes are still fluttering.

Nevermind her head, look at the size of her HANDS. Those hands have picked up many a cheerio! 3.5 month old babies don't have hands that size.

 

[marybet]

Babies grow at different rates, and they all have big heads. I have a picture of my son and the boy that was born on the same day at 3 months, my son is twice the size of the other baby. My second son was 8lbs 14 ozs when he was born, and he weighed 12 lbs at his 5 week check-up. All babies are different. It wouldn't really matter if they produced a DNA test cause you would all say it was faked.

Hope no one ever starts picking on your babies like this.

 

[DiszyDeanette]

Hope no one ever starts picking on your babies like this.

Nobody is picking on the baby. It's the parents we like to pick on! When my daughter was born, she was 6lbs 9oz. The other woman in my room had a baby boy the same day, and he was over 11lbs. We held them up next to each other, and it was hilarious, he was twice the size of my DD! So you never do know. Maybe scientology did erase all Tom's engrams and allow him to knock up his new girlfriend in a month or two after decades of trying with other women. Perhaps bigfoot helped too, after getting some advice from Nessie. We'll never know for sure.

 

[rhanditresmom]

:...Maybe scientology did erase all Tom's engrams and allow him to knock up his new girlfriend in a month or two after decades of trying with other women. Perhaps bigfoot helped too, after getting some advice from Nessie. We'll never know for sure.

 

[Nancy]

Nobody is picking on the baby. It's the parents we like to pick on! When my daughter was born, she was 6lbs 9oz. The other woman in my room had a baby boy the same day, and he was over 11lbs. We held them up next to each other, and it was hilarious, he was twice the size of my DD! So you never do know. Maybe scientology did erase all Tom's engrams and allow him to knock up his new girlfriend in a month or two after decades of trying with other women. Perhaps bigfoot helped too, after getting some advice from Nessie. We'll never know for sure.

This thread is making me have to keep cleaning my monitor!

Actually the baby is a real cutie. Nice that she doesn't look like her alleged father.

My kids were 9 pounds at birth and 22 1/2 inches long. BIG babies, but they did not look that size at 3 months.

 

[my4kids]

I don't care if 17 different DOCTORS diagnosed him as "infertile," he could still have a biological child naturally. It happens all the time, and has happened to people I know.

I guess I am more inclined to believe in miracles than conspiracies!

Thats nice.
I am too.

Except when the "Dad" in question is a wacko out of control member of a cult.
Then I sway toward conspiracy.

 

[my4kids]

How in the world have I missed this thread?!?! Suri Gate is one of my favourite topics!

I apologize for just jumping in here, and no, I haven't read the whole thread, but does anyone else remember when Tom Cruise FIRST became famous, back in the early '80's? One of his first movies was "Endless Love" with Brooke Shields (ha ha ha), and while doing the press for the movie, stated that he had gone to the Catholic Seminary after high school to become a Priest, because he KNEW HE COULD NOT FATHER CHILDREN BECAUSE OF A CHILDHOOD ILLNESS.

Yes, that was many years ago, and fertility treatments have changed drastically since then, but I'm still not buying that Suri is "his".

Defamer had a very funny article about how Kat(i)e could not be convinced to use only one borrowed baby - and liked both the caucasian and asian babies.

Sorry for butting in - I'm now off to read the previous 130 pages!

oh man you have a lonnnng weekend in front of you.

I remember that story too. Mumps.

 

[my4kids]

Um, my eldest son was adopted (because I am, in fact, infertile) yet my twins are biological. There's a nifty treatment called "in-vitro fertilization" that really helps us infertile types. So, your assertion really holds no water whatsoever.

That does not, however, mean Tom is not a total whackjob.

I don't know a whole lot about fertility treatments, but from what I understand, invitro works if you can get healthy sperm and healthy eggs from the parents, but the parents have some reason they can't get the two together on their own (scar tissue in the tubes, etc) Isn't it usually a problem with the female that keeps the two from getting together on their own?

If Tom was sterile from mumps (like he said years ago) even with in vitro, it wouldn't work, because there would just be no live sperm there to retrieve. Unless he is in fact still making a few and they were able to isolate it and use it. But the reason I don't believe this is because why would they decide to go through such a procedure after just meeting? I can understand someone getting knocked up naturally after just meeting, but who just meets and says, lets go through a medical procedure together? Puh- leesse.

The other reason I don't believe it is because that baby looks just like that Josh guy that someonw posted, and looks more like Klien than Cruise. That and the pathetic beachball picture at the end of her pregnancy that was posted. She had that baby early, and wore a fake tummy to make everyone think she was still pregnant. Also, that baby is BIG for 3 1/2 months.

 

[my4kids]

Holy Crap!!!! Can you say "I'm Suri's bio-daddy"?! That kid HAS to be his!!!!

SOMSLOLATTOML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That stands for: Spitting Out My Soda,Laughing Out Loud At The Top of My Lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Best Splice Yet!

Oh, Poor Tommy thought that Scientology had cured his infertility!
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seems little good Catholic girl Kat(i)e was knocked up by her ex, and needed to get hooked up with Cruise!
Now Katie who thought she had a good plan B going is the one in trouble , cause there ain't no way she's going to get that kid away from him.

 

[Nancy]

You know what bothers me, in all the pictures they have shown it seems like Tommyboy is the parent that they show focusing on the baby more. The one picture where he has his hands on her, they are so heavy on her that you can see the skin indented in. It's like he has to have full contol, just like he is with Katie, he always has his hands and arms in such a tight grip like he's not letting her move away.

I started to watch the replay of the Larry King interview with Jane Sarkin form VF, it was a huge gag fest! She was so icky and sweet talking about the photo shoot. BUT she also looked like she was a bit nervous at times, and stubbled over her words. I had to turn it off.

 

[mommy*RN]

Well, Suri definitely takes after her AMAZING mommy! Here is a pic of Katie at 9 months old!

 

[Daxx]

You know what!? I think this was the perfect situation for both of them. He was hunting for a woman (with Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, and a few others on it ... heck, you can always say you've had anyone on that list). She was a good Catholic girl who got herself knocked up by a boyfriend who decided to take off on her. My guess is that she was either w/Chris or Josh. They're done w/her so she decides to keep it hush-hush. Tommy gives her a call (maybe finds out she's prego and single) and what a perfect guise for him -- a girlfriend whom he proposes to and she's w/child. He doesn't have to worry about his fertility issues b/c in Hollywood, it's possible to make things look any way you want them to ... so he and Katie are in a whirlwind romance, engaged and pregnant in a matter of a few weeks. How charming.

Perfect cover for both -- she can be engaged and pregnant b/c for some reason, that's ok to do. He can look like "the man" b/c he "fathered" a child.

Whatever, Tom. I'm not buying it and neither are my Suri challenge friends. Bad acting, once again!!!!!!

 

[Daxx]

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