Obnoxious terms of endearment

[JohnTBap]

What is THE most obnoxious term of endearment you have ever heard?

I think I am going to have to go with "SUGAR LUMP"

 

[JasonLyons]

sugar booger

 

[Laurabearz]

These words came out of my mouth.... much to my horror.... and his........

I love you........ hunny bunny......

I had a friend who called he husband snicker doodle.......ALL THE TIME.......... UGH

WHile I am waiting for 60 seconds to pass.......

snookie bear

peach lips (from college.......)

If you want a long list of horrid names...... I suggest watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.......

 

[WilmaBud]

Once, when I was at a concert, I saw a couple wearing matching T-shirts that said "Snookie Buns."

 

[The Mystery Machine]

My sis used to call her DH "poo-poo".

 

[snoopy]

We have friends that call each other "Pookie".

DH would probably divorce me if I called him Pookie. He prefers to be addressed by his name, but if I call him anything, its usually Love.

 

[vickyBaby]

Term of Endearment? How about what my DH said to me yesterday:

"Did you lose weight? Your legs don't look as fat."

 

[Gail T AGAIN]

I used to call my son when he was a baby Poopie boy

 

[JulesMom]

Too funny, vickylan!


My DS hugged me a few weeks ago and said--You have lost weight Mommy, I can't grab any fat on your back when I hug you!

 

[caitycaity]

little poop

 

[browneyes]

My sil calls my brother Poopie all the time. I don't even want to know why.

 

[Eileen226]

I used to call my now husband "Pookie" and he called me "Mau Mau" (we went to Maui on our honeymoon. But this reminds me of a card I saw once. One the front it said "Let me call you sweetheart" and on the inside it said "because I've forgotten your name!" This always cracked me up! Hope you all get a laugh from it!

 

[I <3 Eeyore]

Let's see, Love Bunny, Snuggle Buns, Sweetie Pie, and Honeybun all make me want to gag. Vick, want me to whap that man of yours?

 

[Kitty 34]

My Dad used to call my Mom, "Moosie"..................never asked him why.......probably don't want to know!!

 

[Eeyore2U]

Vick, I never knew you had fat legs!!!

Hunny Bunny always make me want to gag. We used to call my DS "pooper" when he was an infant. If we did it now I think he'd kick my butt.

 

[ead79]

I actually used to call my boyfriend (now my fiance) "pookie" when we first started dating 4 years ago. Thank goodness I got over that! It's pretty bad when you disgust yourself, LOL!

 

[alabamaalan]

Actually, I have been referred to as "snuggle bug" and even Stud Muffin by my DW and wear it as a badge of honor!

And she enjoys "honey", "Sweetie", "Lover", etc. but I don't think a "Pookie" or "Honeybuns" has ever escaped our lips!

So was that TMI or what???

 

[Serena]

LOL, nah, just cute.

 

[JAP]

I used to call DH hunny bunny and he used to call me Sweet potatoes! LOL You can tell we have been together awhile as these words rarely cross our lips now!

 

[Steve H.]

Pookie is definitely high on my gonna be sick list!